The grumpy thread

[Metal Guru]

3 hours ago, artdjones said:

I always thought it was weird in that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John were supposed to be teenaged but looked about 32.

Olivia Newton-John was 30 although Travilta was “only” 25.  Stockard Channing was 35!

[twosmoke300]

8 hours ago, SH1TE said:

Done £100 @ Michelin restaurant bloody lovely.

Driven 30 miles in ghetto spec vw home as over limit. 

23.5c  here and daughter's friend who is a girl that wants to be a boy staying over so py's unless can convince them to go home ffs

Nope .

 

Anyone run that through a translator for me ? 

[SH1TE]

16 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Nope .

 

Anyone run that through a translator for me ? 

You need a new wind up or change the record. 

[New POD]

22 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Nope .

 

Anyone run that through a translator for me ? 

 

8 minutes ago, SH1TE said:

You need a new wind up or change the record. 

You two need to get a room. 

Translation

Done £100 @ Michelin restaurant bloody lovely. 

I went to gastro pub and spent £100. 

Driven 30 miles in ghetto spec vw home as over limit. 

I was driven home in a blacked out VW as I couldn't drive myself on account of having had one drink (Scotland???) 

Alternatively that could be : I was over the limit and I drove a dark VW home 30 mile.  This is why you need to put more thought into your posts.

23.5c  here and daughter's friend who is a girl that wants to be a boy staying over so py's unless can convince them to go home ffs

It's hot at night and usually I don't wear pyjamas, when it's this hot, but I dare not risk it, as we have visitors. 

One of the visitors is my daughter and the other is her friend, who is thinking about gender reassignment. 

[myglaren]

12 hours ago, Wack said:

19:27 and it's still , that is all 

Was warm here too.

[wuvvum]

28 minutes ago, SH1TE said:

You need a new wind up or change the record. 

I didn't get it either.  Try typing intelligibly, it's really not that fucking hard.  Or better still don't type at all.

[twosmoke300]

32 minutes ago, New POD said:

 

You two need to get a room. 

Translation

Done £100 @ Michelin restaurant bloody lovely. 

I went to gastro pub and spent £100. 

Driven 30 miles in ghetto spec vw home as over limit. 

I was driven home in a blacked out VW as I couldn't drive myself on account of having had one drink (Scotland???) 

Alternatively that could be : I was over the limit and I drove a dark VW home 30 mile.  This is why you need to put more thought into your posts.

23.5c  here and daughter's friend who is a girl that wants to be a boy staying over so py's unless can convince them to go home ffs

It's hot at night and usually I don't wear pyjamas, when it's this hot, but I dare not risk it, as we have visitors. 

One of the visitors is my daughter and the other is her friend, who is thinking about gender reassignment. 

Thanks - pretty sure it’s the first time I’ve commented on one of his posts tho . Wonder if he has two accounts and is mixing them up in his lil brain 

[SH1TE]

Briefcase wankers, every secondary school had them and they have flourished on AS as a small but- Identifiable group

Rigid routines and not using the ignore feature as the process too difficult. 

Most likely have a library on a txt file of same old shite to post. 

Maybe they can "release" the tension with a decidedly average singer

 

[paulplom]

Pissed up young lass crashed outside our house last night. Wor lass said she was wheelspinning trying to drive away but had the steering wheel pointed the wrong way. Barefooted and almost fell over trying to get out the car.

Partner thinks she went into the flat opposite ours and when the police came they couldn't find her.

They pushed the car next to the gable end of our house which was nice of them if it burst into flames. I had been out so was asleep/unconcious and missed the whole debacle.

I would've been out to snatch the keys and make sure she was arrested if I'd witnessed it. Partner was worried about repercussions with the neighbour opposite as his daughter and mine play together. Fuck that I would've had him shopped too.

[Lord Sterling]

FFS. Had a great time in Brussels with my family. Come back to the UK and home to find my electricity had gone off since a few days, most of the food was off, water bottle warm, freezer stuff although still fairly cool, a lot of it wet thanks to melting ice, plus bill demands etc etc... My flat was unoccupied for only a couple of weeks, £30 is not enough to run a fridge? Wow.

What a welcome home eh 😡

Time for me to start making plans to move back to Euroland I think...

[Split_Pin]

6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Pissed up young lass crashed outside our house last night. Wor lass said she was wheelspinning trying to drive away but had the steering wheel pointed the wrong way. Barefooted and almost fell over trying to get out the car.

Partner thinks she went into the flat opposite ours and when the police came they couldn't find her.

They pushed the car next to the gable end of our house which was nice of them if it burst into flames. I had been out so was asleep/unconcious and missed the whole debacle.

I would've been out to snatch the keys and make sure she was arrested if I'd witnessed it. Partner was worried about repercussions with the neighbour opposite as his daughter and mine play together. Fuck that I would've had him shopped too.

I'd be having a word with your daughter' pal's dad if it turns out to be his other half that was drunk driving. Next time it might be a child or pedestrian she hits. I won't say what I really think of people who are selfish enough to drink and drive but will say I don't wish her well. 

[junkyarddog]

Finally got the covid, not a happy bunny.

[Split_Pin]

16 minutes ago, junkyarddog said:

Finally got the covid, not a happy bunny.

Get well soon man, I got it at the end of March. 

[hairnet]

On 8/13/2022 at 3:18 PM, chaseracer said:

Wait until you're 56... 😉😁

and that was how long ago for you?

[jakebullet]

Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

[PhilA]

15 hours ago, myglaren said:

Was warm here too.

In the sun isn't really a fair reading.

Sure as heck isn't 60 degrees or so here at 5pm (it's about 32).

 

Phil

[Pieman]

1 hour ago, jakebullet said:

Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

At least now it will have a marker on it.

If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case.

[jakebullet]

44 minutes ago, Pieman said:

At least now it will have a marker on it.

If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case.

That's good to know. So in theory if he drives past a police car it will 'ping' and they may stop him?

It's one thing having no MOT but I despise assholes who think insurance is optional, and drink drivers. You just know if he crashes he'll run if he can. 

[paulplom]

14 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

I'd be having a word with your daughter' pal's dad if it turns out to be his other half that was drunk driving. Next time it might be a child or pedestrian she hits. I won't say what I really think of people who are selfish enough to drink and drive but will say I don't wish her well. 

It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside.

Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere.

My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car.

Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then.

Edit.

https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0

[paulplom]

40 seconds in you can see how drunk she is. How can you even open a car and get start it in that state? Muscle memory?

 

[Split_Pin]

Fucking disgusting and none of those who stopped thought to call the police. I hope she gets caught one day, busted and then loses her job because she can't drive any longer. 

I've shopped several drivers who were driving very erratically and weaving all over the road.

Wankers.

[paulplom]

1 hour ago, Split_Pin said:

Fucking disgusting and none of those who stopped thought to call the police. I hope she gets caught one day, busted and then loses her job because she can't drive any longer. 

I've shopped several drivers who were driving very erratically and weaving all over the road.

Wankers.

It was my partner who phoned them. There were numerous drivers passed and did fuck all.

Apparently she's from a well respected loaded family and hopefully this will have big repercussions.

[sdkrc]

5 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Apparently she's from a well respected loaded family and hopefully this will have big repercussions.

The only big repercussion that'd be worthwhile is firing that cunt off at the sun.

[SH1TE]

14 hours ago, paulplom said:

It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside.

Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere.

My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car.

Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then.

Edit.

https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0

Surely she will get a day in court?  

The bad news she was uninjured and good news nobody killed. 

[jakebullet]

Interestingly* badly parked sport visiting cunt neighbours wasn't showing on askmid yesterday. Neither was Mrs. cunt's shaguar. Today both are insured. I get the feeling all these shit head builders* have an m9 in common who's sticking them all on a trader's policy. Which is a great scheme as they'll show as insured. Bit fucked if one of them ever gets a producer, or stacks it and the trade policy people investigate. 

[wuvvum]

I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people.  Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat.

[chadders]

But probably not if you craved attention to the exclusion of everything else.

I guess that it's the 21st century equivalent of standing on a soapbox on a corner of the local market square and ranting nonsense.

[New POD]

4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people.  Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat.

I've been here a while. What are you saying? 

[Lankytim]

On 8/14/2022 at 10:13 PM, jakebullet said:

Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

 

[paulplom]

1 hour ago, New POD said:

I've been here a while. What are you saying? 

At least you know and appreciate the fact that you're a cunt 🤣