freebird Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Looks like somebody didn't consider the sunny weather That is so brilliant that it cannot be pot luck.Whoever designed those needs a medal for getting away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Those 'sunshine cocks' are brilliant. I presume we've seen this photo from Mars as well, showing the tyre tracks from the rover machine? http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2013/04/nasa-d ... k-drawing/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 That is so brilliant that it cannot be real.Whoever photoshopped those needs a medal for getting away with it. EFA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 That is so brilliant that it cannot be real.Whoever photoshopped those needs a medal for getting away with it. EFA.Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Dont fuggin spoil it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The whole world is literally full of cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Theres literally nowt funnier than a cock and balls diagram. Brilliant! Even the broadsheets agree: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... NTCMP=SRCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 In other non-cock related events I bested the universe by actually fixing the smart. I dropped the tank, palmed 5 gallons of the petrol, diesel, ribena mix onto the guy I rent my garage off who burns it into a heater. New fuel filter that was a bastard to get to, fitted the new injectors, plumbed it all back up stuck a gallon of fresh diesel in and off it went. My drive around to the petrol station was a bit, well very smokey as it burn what ever was in the pump. Once I wanged another few gallons of diesel in it and booted it up the road it cleared. I just need to paint the wheels now as it currently has 2 yellow and 2 white wheels as they're in primer, which gets you some funny looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I still laugh at the cock jokes on Top gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 It's the phallic company logos I like the best as at some point loads of people have sat in a room and thought "yes this is the logo for us" then ended up with this kind of effort on their (purple) headed stationary. http://b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Anyone who, like me, finds the preposterous, ostentatious, self-congratulatory world of "hip hop" music as unintentionally hilarious as they do depressing, might find these quite funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Red metal flake 105E on the M25 batting along Half hour ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Re: Cock and Balls... It's spunking numbers FFS! What a great episode, I was literally laughing my grapes out.“would you like it along the shaft?†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 /\That '8 out of 10 does Countdown' series has been brilliant, one of the funniest things on telly in a long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted April 28, 2013 Author Share Posted April 28, 2013 Without wishing to state the obvious, but Rachel Riley? She'd get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted April 28, 2013 Author Share Posted April 28, 2013 Repeatedly. Well, I say that, sex with me is more like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in the lock...... Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Just watching a '70s aussie film called Money Movers.Loads of shite, including a scene in a BL Australia dealer with some lads trying to steal a new Triumph Stag from the showroom but they get caught - because they can't get it started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Rachel Riley's easily one of the fittest girls ever to come from Southend. And yes, she'd definitely get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalnotdole Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Just been for a ride in a Daimler sp250 An ideal combination of V8, Soft top, Fibreglass and Slightly odd looks... I'd quite like one now! It was the fastest I've ever been in a car that doesn't have a roof... or seatbelts! Similar looking to this one but with steel wheels not wires: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I finally got the bike out and fixed today (after having to spend fucking 25 quid on a chain tool to fit my £12 chain)I work just off the transpennine trail, and I was idly looking on google maps and worked out I could ride almost all 16 miles to work "off road" using it. So I decided that the best way to get back into cycling after 3 months or so would be to ride to work and back. I saw these big buggers that they've just put up - they're the ones you see from the M18/m1 sliproad:They look fantastic IMO - I was stood about 100 yards from the base of one which was going round like mad and couldn't hear it over the noise of the wind blowing through the flipping trees behind me, I dunno what people are moaning about. Anyway, the ride was OK - I managed it but it took about an hour and a half each way, meaning I'd have to set off at 6am to get to work - sod that. Plus, my arse feels like I've been to Michael Barrymores birthday party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 having to spend fucking 25 quid on a chain tool *splutter* How much??!! Unless you're planning to replace your chain every couple of months, a sub-£10 jobbie would've been OK - hell, you could've borrowed mine for the price of a stamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I was sure I owned atleast two chain tools, but could I find them? Course not! Chain was megafucked so needed doing before I went out. The £25 one was all 'frauds had in stock - the cheaper ones aren't security tagged so they always get nicked, meaning the stockfile is never right so they hardly ever have them in stock (or that was the case when I worked there a few years ago) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimad5 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'll let the pictures do the talking: Do ignore the piss puddle of LHM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Mark, well done on getting a real live hissing car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Minimad's driveway says NO to curves! Nice buy sir. That leak is from the flow diverter valve, one of which should hopefully still be with the car. Or you can just live with green oil stains on the driveway like I did for six months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Well done Mark, enjoy it! Yay, Eddy's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Back I certainly am, and spending money like water. I now have two cars to collect and pay for next weekend, and one to get rid of, preferably in the same trip, plus a club meet to attend. Then at least one of my purchases needs a valet before Arley Hall! Oh and having had (most of) a week in Foreign Parts, I need to download my camera because there are enough Shitey snaps to open a whole new thread. This is the life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Back... with mojo restored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Cortina window louver sold on te Bay for real..283 quid.Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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