Wack Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 hour ago, MikeR said: need a smaller car , the C1 "boot" can take 233 notes worth of Waitrose shopping with room to spare !!! £233 🤯 Was it fags and gin myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 4 hours ago, hairnet said: why? @PhilA That's him trying to be posh. Trees have roots Roads have routes myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 Was just reading up about Terry Waite's cousin who was one of the samples on Little Fluffy Clouds and found this article on the BBC website about oor Tel: http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/witness/february/2/newsid_2714000/2714181.stm Dude is a right bad ass Rambo muthafucka, what do they teach at the Anglican church? I bet someone working at the BBC in 2005 still chuckles to themselves about that one. horriblemercedes, Datsuncog and Anthony 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Also read the replies. More of these machines live then I thought. LightBulbFun, meggersdog and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 This is one of cunt next doors bezzie m11's stealing a chunk of RSJ from cunt's shit pile. Good to have friends isn't it? N yeah, my number plate melted off in the heat and I've not fixed it yet. J W Pepper and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 How do you know he didn’t ask ? I know your neighbour is a cunt but you are becoming obsessive about it now . CGSB and cobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, twosmoke300 said: How do you know he didn’t ask ? I know your neighbour is a cunt but you are becoming obsessive about it now . He comes out of his yard, and walks up and down for 5 minutes checking nobody is watching him first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 No , you are right - not obsessive at all 😂 camryv6, Dick Longbridge and wuvvum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 23 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said: No , you are right - not obsessive at all 😂 I'm always interested when m11 pops up on the movement detected feed, he's a dodgy bastard and was a previous obsession for his habit of taking the dogs for a walk* by opening the door and letting them shit on everyone else's property. Got him nobbled by the council 5 times for dog shitting but he still does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 16 hours ago, HillmanImp said: Was just reading up about Terry Waite's cousin Growing up as a kid and hearing the news on the radio, I thought the name of the place was Wartern-Bayroot. Sounded like somewhere out on the Fens. To my surprise, they must have twinned with Wartern-Bosnia a few years later. The Beeb loves "war-torn" as a prefix. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merryck Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 40 minutes ago, PhilA said: Growing up as a kid and hearing the news on the radio, I thought the name of the place was Wartern-Bayroot. Sounded like somewhere out on the Fens. To my surprise, they must have twinned with Wartern-Bosnia a few years later. The Beeb loves "war-torn" as a prefix. DSdriver, myglaren, wuvvum and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Got woke up this morning by a loud clonk on the bedroom window. I wonder if he'd been out on the sherry last night. J W Pepper and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 I do like a stereo with a dedicated AutoShite button. Cheers, @tobyd. J W Pepper, Remspoor, Snake Charmer and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, Merryck said: Reminds me of being puzzled by 'mine due,...' in a handwritten letter (rememer them?). Turned out to be 'mind you,...' myglaren and Merryck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Speaking of the dizzying height of professionalism from BBC reporters: Remspoor, LightBulbFun, dome and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 /\ I saw that earlier and wondered how long it'd be before someone on here picked up on it... DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairkens Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 On 7/25/2022 at 1:34 PM, MikeR said: need a smaller car , the C1 "boot" can take 233 notes worth of Waitrose shopping with room to spare !!! To be fair that's just two bags full in waitrose myglaren and MikeR 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, fairkens said: To be fair that's just two bags full in waitrose My Only experience of waitrose was stratford on avon, we stopped because it was the only supermarket we drove past I could get the motorhome in the car park , I was sat on a seat behind the tills waiting for mrs wack when a woman too tight to buy a 20p carrier bag walked past, arms piled with packets, one of which fell off and broke , quails eggs , had to be really wuvvum, twosmoke300, AnnoyingPentium and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Charmer Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, fairkens said: To be fair that's just two bags full in waitrose A mere glovebox full in Fortnum & Mason. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, Snake Charmer said: A mere glovebox full in Fortnum & Mason. my wife has friends in London having learnt to nurse there , and having a flat ..... I wont mention this Fortnum & Mason........when she next visits ...soon !! Snake Charmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, MikeR said: my wife has friends in London having learnt to nurse there , and having a flat ..... I wont mention this Fortnum & Mason........when she next visits ... I would refrain from reminding her about them or Harrods, Libertys, Harvy Nick's, Heals or Selfridges etc. How often does she look at this forum? 😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, High Jetter said: I would refrain from reminding her about them or Harrods, Libertys, Harvy Nick's, Heals or Selfridges etc. How often does she look at this forum? 😃 my wife knows all those !! , we used to do the high streets years ago in the west and east end , I always liked Petticoat lane market myself .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 hours ago, iainrcz said: Got woke up this morning by a loud clonk on the bedroom window. I wonder if he'd been out on the sherry last night. Covered walkway between buildings at a college I attended a few years back; there was a lovely imprint of a fairly plump pigeon in the dirt on the outside of the window, they were obviously economising on window cleaning as it stayed there the full 3 months of the course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 hours ago, iainrcz said: Got woke up this morning by a loud clonk on the bedroom window. I wonder if he'd been out on the sherry last night. We need a 'standards of flying' thread now. 😂 iainrcz and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 7 hours ago, High Jetter said: Reminds me of being puzzled by 'mine due,...' in a handwritten letter (rememer them?). Turned out to be 'mind you,...' Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name. horriblemercedes, twosmoke300, myglaren and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Steptoe? 😂 PhilA and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 On 25/07/2022 at 17:53, PhilA said: That's him trying to be posh. Trees have roots Roads have routes It’s Root 66 on Joe’s shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 9 hours ago, Metal Guru said: It’s Root 66 on Joe’s shirt. At least he's not going across Australia wearing that, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merryck Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 15 hours ago, PhilA said: Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name. At a CofE primary school having to sing hymns; ”I am the Lord of the dance settee” Couldn't understand why Jesus would be dancing on a sofa. catsinthewelder, myglaren, AnnoyingPentium and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merryck Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 15 hours ago, PhilA said: Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name. At a CofE primary school having to sing hymns; ”I am the Lord of the dance settee” Couldn't understand why Jesus would be dancing on a sofa. Dick Longbridge and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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