What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AnnoyingPentium]

2 hours ago, warch said:

Hovercraft?

Definitely one of my questions.

[Matty]

6 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Nice pair of Blot Clitters anyone?

Advice on how to blot a clit greatly appreciated 🤭

[richardmorris]

3 hours ago, warch said:

Hovercraft?

Scotty on the enterprise  or dr who with the tardis

[cobblers]

18 minutes ago, Matty said:

Advice on how to blot a clit greatly appreciated 🤭

You'll need a clit blotter for that, not a blot clitter. 

[Matty]

24 minutes ago, cobblers said:

You'll need a clit blotter for that, not a blot clitter. 

Confirmation that I am, in fact, a fucking halfwit 🤣

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, warch said:

Hovercraft?

Wouldn't that blow the snow away?

[motorpunk]

On 09/01/2022 at 15:02, 808 Estate said:

Reminds me of this, I spotted in Nevada

[808 Estate]

23 hours ago, Remspoor said:

linky - he no worked

Fixerated.

[hairnet]

On 1/10/2022 at 11:54 AM, MikeR said:

The yearly guess the Mrs C1 milage came up at the mot ....

 

1700 miles ...

Thank fully the road tax is only 20 notes ...

the record for the old git even with me taking it to the oppsite end of the country sometimes is 1200 miles - current 108 has done 4000 miles in 3 years

spends 90% of its time in under 40 limits

[hairnet]

brewer has just traded up from an x300 jag and a fergie tractor into a delorean

for 30k!!!!!!

he was complaining he couldnt find one

why didnt he take his own advice ala wheeler dealers and go to usa like he did himself previously

wtf

 

[Wack]

Grin , this has bought a tear to an eye that rarely sheds tears , it must've been so uplifting to be there when it happened 

[New POD]

On 10/01/2022 at 11:54, MikeR said:

The yearly guess the Mrs C1 milage came up at the mot ....

 

1700 miles ...

Thank fully the road tax is only 20 notes ...

Tell her I've done that since Christmas. 

[Austat]

[TheOtherStu]

19 hours ago, hairnet said:

the record for the old git even with me taking it to the oppsite end of the country sometimes is 1200 miles - current 108 has done 4000 miles in 3 years

spends 90% of its time in under 40 limits

,Well, 2 weeks after expiring, my Missus car still hasn't been booked in for an MOT. Definitely under 100 miles.

Still not going to beat 2017 and 2020. 3 miles both times.

[gm]

just another supermarket car park spottage

was still there when i came out  

2500 is a straight six ?

[somewhatfoolish]

Yep, twin Strombergs instead of the Lucas mechanical injection of the PI.

[Remspoor]

55 minutes ago, gm said:

just another supermarket car park spottage

was still there when i came out  

2500 is a straight six ?

Brakes need attention by the looks of it. 😉

[andy18s]

18 hours ago, Wack said:

Grin , this has bought a tear to an eye that rarely sheds tears , it must've been so uplifting to be there when it happened 

 

This takes me back to the release of the very 1st film

https://fb.watch/auNjSgauos/

[dome]

Awkwardly opening bonnets together.

I woke the Jag from its winter slumber with a jump to check it. All's well and the battery is off it and in the lockup on charge. 

[AnnoyingPentium]

3 hours ago, dome said:

Awkwardly opening bonnets together.

I woke the Jag from its winter slumber with a jump to check it. All's well and the battery is off it and in the lockup on charge. 

I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way.

[anonymous user]

2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way.

No neither did my mate when he borrowed mine years ago, nor did the police spot check who stopped him. I had a note to get the bonnet fixed, there was nothing wrong with it.

[dome]

18 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way.

It hasn't affected working on it too much, even doing an F4R timing belt wasn't too bad. Changing the radiator might be a different thing though!

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way.

 

1 hour ago, anonymous user said:

No neither did my mate when he borrowed mine years ago, nor did the police spot check who stopped him. I had a note to get the bonnet fixed, there was nothing wrong with it.

Reminds me of an amusing incident at the first Shitefest involving a Hyundai Pony.

[Wack]

Honk if you're horny 

 

[Tenmil Socket]

My MX5 passed its MOT yesterday 😁

 

[wuvvum]

An MX5 passing an MOT is always cause for celebration.

[omegod]

On 1/11/2022 at 11:07 PM, Wack said:

Grin , this has bought a tear to an eye that rarely sheds tears , it must've been so uplifting to be there when it happened 

 

I feel for the harpist, "Whoa. whoa  hang on for me will you this thing is fucking huge " 

[Out Run]

[AnnoyingPentium]

The knowledge that I don't have to travel up to Glasgow for university tomorrow is a very nice feeling indeed.

[Remspoor]

Boris: "I didn't realize I was at a party"