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amid the chaos of yesterdays massive fire in durham city centre, 

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this bus driver sought to bring a smile to our faces :)  

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Teaching a Y10 Chemistry Class about PROTONS , kept thinking of the choddy cars though!

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9 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Which, Protons or Y10s?

Protons as was Teaching Year 10s

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When I was looking on AS Earlier at work on break , A child wanted to ask something ,but instead they chose to look at my computer ( My personal one that I take for Uploading work) they said "whats that dodgy page"

I said " A car Club"

Child " P***Hub  sir , ?!"

I said NO , its a car forum! lol

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30 minutes ago, 2cvspecial said:

Protons as was Teaching Year 10s

both then!

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1 hour ago, 2cvspecial said:

When I was looking on AS Earlier at work on break , A child wanted to ask something ,but instead they chose to look at my computer ( My personal one that I take for Uploading work) they said "whats that dodgy page"

I said " A car Club"

Child " P***Hub  sir , ?!"

I said NO , its a car forum! lol

Are there pron websites with beige colour schemes? And how would the cherub know a sexy picture if they saw one? Or do they have cloth ears?

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1 minute ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Are there pron websites with beige colour schemes? And how would the cherub know a sexy picture if they saw one? Or do they have cloth ears?

cloth ears and no , dont think its beige , only AS

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A pleasant surprise removing the battery on a 20 year old car and finding a battery tray like this.

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Spent the entire day on this:

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I’m in Kefalonia. Used to come regular and my folks lived here for ten years. First time back in 12 years.

I’m exhausted as quads demand 100% attention 100% of the time. They are constantly trying to chuck you off. Great fun though. I left at 10:30 and got back to my room at 6:30. Got the machine until next Saturday.

I have been to most places here more than once but I saw a little cove online in the north east of the island, so went there. On the latter part of the journey, I didn’t see a car or human being for 35 minutes. Anyway, here’s the cove, with the tiny village that was destroyed and abandoned in the 1953 earthquake:

Ithaca in the background:

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On 9/16/2021 at 8:33 PM, somewhatfoolish said:

 

 

ah Adolf Hamsa, now is it the floor that's "Waysist", or the little trolley thing, or maybe gravity?

either way, shame he didn't break his neck, perhaps next time we'll be lucky....

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He's a pompous roaster who has just demonstrated why children are told not to run in corridors.

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24 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

He's a pompous roaster who has just demonstrated why children are told not to run in corridors.

Meanwhile, his kids are trying to get into a school, presumably so they can have a run of a corridor or two.

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Stole the keys? Why not use a screwdriver like normal people? 🤣

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Street view.

Man: "Don't you bring that bloody pony in here. I am still clearing up yesterday's shit."

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On 9/16/2021 at 6:20 PM, 2cvspecial said:

both then!

Taught the same class about the same thing again LOL .

I was teaching a y7 class about negative numbers and told them to count down and I started to sing Its the final countdown ...

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On 9/16/2021 at 5:55 PM, 2cvspecial said:

When I was looking on AS Earlier at work on break , A child wanted to ask something ,but instead they chose to look at my computer ( My personal one that I take for Uploading work) they said "whats that dodgy page"

I said " A car Club"

Child " P***Hub  sir , ?!"

I said NO , its a car forum! lol

 

On 9/16/2021 at 7:54 PM, somewhatfoolish said:

Are there pron websites with beige colour schemes? And how would the cherub know a sexy picture if they saw one? Or do they have cloth ears?

That clotheared kid got me into trouble with SLT ! :(   To be fair It was hilarious though :)

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Deaf and a clype; they'll go far, if someone doesn't do them in.

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Discovered yesterday that a nickname one person at work gave me has stuck, and is being widely used.

From now on, I'm known as 'Sinister Dave'. 

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9 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Discovered yesterday that a nickname one person at work gave me has stuck, and is being widely used.

From now on, I'm known as 'Sinister Dave'. 

Can you just go round saying "You're my wife now"?

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