What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[barefoot]

44 minutes ago, Wack said:

That really is utter madness , surely the point of these things is people notice them , who would notice you've put a £539 leather strap on your watch

Everyone on here - now.

[beko1987]

Itll be worse, the sort of people to buy one will be the sort to tell you about it. Even when you don't want to know, even when you've not asked, even when you don't know them. 

And that makes me hate it more

[Tamworthbay]

Just seen a modern car I really like! The new Peugeot 508 estate is a corker. Can’t remember the last time I thought that about a new motor.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

53 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Itll be worse, the sort of people to buy one will be the sort to tell you about it. Even when you don't want to know, even when you've not asked, even when you don't know them. 

And that makes me hate it more

I find that adopting an expression of studied indifference works quite well......

[anonymous user]

18 hours ago, jamiechod said:

Did that last night mate ?

 

12 hours ago, paulplom said:

It was as new condition with no marks whatsoever. The interior was immaculate as well. Was showing 70k iirc.

 I skipped a bit and read these together

 

Sorry

[Timewaster]

5 hours ago, New POD said:

Would it be wrong

Yes.

On so many levels.

What were you thinking? 

[Craig the Princess]

Just came across this bonkers video.

PT Cruiser owners are hard core

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tctvaoUCCPo

[chaseracer]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the question was posed: what IS that red car...?

Triumph TR2?

 

[dozeydustman]

17 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the question was posed: what IS that red car...?

Triumph TR2?

 

Looks more like a TR3a

[purplebargeken]

Leaving for Berlin at 05.00hrs.

3 and a bit days of exploring and hopefully some relaxation.

All on my own. Whoohoo.

[Cavcraft]

Someone with exceptionally bad feedback as a timewaster on eBay wants me to personally deliver a cycle to them* and doesn't mind paying the fuel costs.  Half tempted to ask for payment up front, then rock up in the XJS with a receipt from Shell.  

 

 

 

*Edit: In London.

[SiC]

12 minutes ago, purplebargeken said:

Leaving for Berlin at 05.00hrs.

3 and a bit days of exploring and hopefully some relaxation.

All on my own. Whoohoo.

I guess you know about https://www.trabantberlin.de/ ?

[busmansholiday]

5 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

I find that adopting an expression of studied indifference works quite well......

Saw a T shirt in a shop in Whitby a bit ago that summed it up;

"Words cannot express my total lack of interest in what you say"

Should have bought it.

[richardmorris]

My French has just been understood enough in an email to book a hotel next month ( she may have been kind, I’ve been staying since 2000). First time booking direct though as they’re semi-retired now. 

[Garythesnail]

The response to the bridesmaid photo has made me smile.

Have a professional composition as a bonus

[paulplom]

13 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Itll be worse, the sort of people to buy one will be the sort to tell you about it. Even when you don't want to know, even when you've not asked, even when you don't know them. 

And that makes me hate it more

A bit like vegans then ?

[twosmoke300]

And pilots 

[twosmoke300]

Somewhere there must be a Vegan , god squad pilot .

imagine it !!! 

[paulplom]

When you upset your neighbour in Wallsend....

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[dozeydustman]

1 hour ago, twosmoke300 said:

Somewhere there must be a Vegan , god squad pilot .

imagine it !!! 

With a £600 watch strap

[New POD]

22 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Yes, I think it would.

Okay. He looks like the sort of person a psycho killer might erm kill. 

 

Edited September 17, 2019 by New POD
You know I'm like joking???

[Neil clark]

13 hours ago, purplebargeken said:

Leaving for Berlin at 05.00hrs.

3 and a bit days of exploring and hopefully some relaxation.

All on my own. Whoohoo.

Lovely people, they really are

[tooSavvy]

Sat behind a 407sal today, driver waltzes up and plips fob and tries to pull the boot up >> nothing >> I reckoned he would open the drivers door and 'fire the lock' and have it open....

Instead he 'kind of' felt round the boot lip edge and Ponngg... Up it Pops!

*Yess Yess... I studied the boot carefully before he drove off = the "0" in 407 is a button

*ahh 407..... Still neat trick.

Edited September 17, 2019 by tooSavvy
Fuckwittery :/

[Jazoli]

1 hour ago, tooSavvy said:

Sat behind a 406 sal today, driver waltzes up and plips fob and tries to pull the boot up >> nothing >> I reckoned he would open the drivers door and 'fire the lock' and have it open....

Instead he 'kind of' felt round the boot lip edge and Ponngg... Up it Pops!

*Yess Yess... I studied the boot carefully before he drove off = the "0" in 406 is a button

The wife's 307 is the same, its quite clever really and great at making you look stupid when you can't open it because there is no obvious button.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

16 minutes ago, tooSavvy said:

....= the "0" in 406 is a button

Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again.

[Lord Sterling]

A kind of a grin.....

Been offered a job after an interview yesterday, similar to what I used do but not much more money. £19k, better than nothing and it'll help me on my continuing journey into helping get my wife here.

I am happy but cautiously happy. The company was only set up in July this year so not very well established. Job is in Birmingham so less miles but journey is a little more busy, not so many long fast dual carriageways plus will have to contend with traffic into Birmingham. Hours are a little longer than before and no free parking. Again, all makes me cautious rather than massively happy.

[Jazoli]

49 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again.

I think he must mean 407, as the handle is in the middle on a 406.

[dozeydustman]

49 minutes ago, Lord Sterling said:

A kind of a grin.....

Been offered a job after an interview yesterday, similar to what I used do but not much more money. £19k, better than nothing and it'll help me on my continuing journey into helping get my wife here.

I am happy but cautiously happy. The company was only set up in July this year so not very well established. Job is in Birmingham so less miles but journey is a little more busy, not so many long fast dual carriageways plus will have to contend with traffic into Birmingham. Hours are a little longer than before and no free parking. Again, all makes me cautious rather than massively happy.

This is good news, Earl of Rover800shire. I hope it works out well for you.

[tooSavvy]

1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again.

Specsavas 4me methinks

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 minutes ago, tooSavvy said:

Specsavas 4me methinks

That's a 407, not the 406 in your original post.....