What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[MikeR]

Refilled the brake fluid today with an eezibleed which always leaves the reservoir too full, fuckwit brainwave when I spot a big bit of fat tubing, I'll suck a bit into that then blow it out, turns out I've a better suck than a £50 whore and I got a gobfull of brake fluid 

 

It tastes horrific, as did the washing up liquid gargle to follow  

 

I think there's a lesson to be learned 

 

 

those sqirty tops from  bath side soap dispensers are handy ?

 

put bottom hoze in fluid and bang away ...

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Last time I got asked for ID I was flattered and nearly asked them out

 

 

I didn't ever get asked for ID until I was 27.  Didn't get ID'd when I was 15.

 

Went into a pub a few years back with a (young looking but 28-year-old mate) and she was ID'd.  I laughed and told them how funny it was, given that I was younger than her and then they ID'd me.  Oh well.

[richardmorris]

those sqirty tops from  bath side soap dispensers are handy ?

 

put bottom hoze in fluid and bang away ...

 

Top tip there- Thanks.

[Tamworthbay]

Refilled the brake fluid today with an eezibleed which always leaves the reservoir too full, fuckwit brainwave when I spot a big bit of fat tubing, I'll suck a bit into that then blow it out, turns out I've a better suck than a £50 whore and I got a gobfull of brake fluid 

 

It tastes horrific, as did the washing up liquid gargle to follow  

 

I think there's a lesson to be learned 

You can get a primer bulb off eBay for about £2, they look like a rubber grenade and avoid those sort of experiences.

[HillmanImp]

Has anyone seen this website?

 

http://seoi.net/penint/

 

It lets you draw and write stuff and then turns it into knobs.

 

Here's my attempt to write Autoshite:

 

[SiC]

I slipped earlier and had a bit of an accident.

 

Why the grin? Well I usually wear welding gauntlets but I was only wearing thin gloves this time. Given how quickly a flap disc can munch through metal, I am extremely lucky this didn't end out much worse.

[brownnova]

Posted on the 2cv Facebook friends page, learn French with pictograms!

 

https://www.facebook.com/100000166009894/posts/2502549263093916/

 

It’s all great and the last scene is not safe for children.

 

 

 

Saw this over on FB, my step son wanted to watch... glad I watched it first!

[omegod]

Refilled the brake fluid today with an eezibleed which always leaves the reservoir too full, fuckwit brainwave when I spot a big bit of fat tubing, I'll suck a bit into that then blow it out, turns out I've a better suck than a £50 whore and I got a gobfull of brake fluid 

 

It tastes horrific, as did the washing up liquid gargle to follow  

 

I think there's a lesson to be learned 

 

 

 

Actually things have turned serious , I keep sipping the stuff and now love the taste, I've done two bottles of DOT4 today, my wife think's I'm addicted to it , I'm  not though.................................I can stop anytime  

[JeeExEll]

^ You can buy it 24hrs a day too.

[Guest Hooli]

Don't mix it with DOT5, your liver will curdle.

[richardmorris]

Actually things have turned serious , I keep sipping the stuff and now love the taste, I've done two bottles of DOT4 today, my wife think's I'm addicted to it , I'm  not though.................................I can stop anytime  

I see someone else has the Cavcraft book of jokes to hand.

[Stanky]

bought mp3 off amazon

 

put it into phone

 

downloaded their app

 

logged in and - expecting this album only 10 songs

 

nope

 

319 tracks

 

wtf

 

have been on amazon since 2001 - dont buy this kinda thing off them much - cant remember doing all that

 

They give you MP3s of every song you've ever bought, regardless of format, so if you bought a CD (remember when people did that?) you also get a digital version, so you'll probably find that you've got MP3s of every album/single you've ever bought on there. Not just MP3s

[Sheefag]

Actually things have turned serious , I keep sipping the stuff and now love the taste, I've done two bottles of DOT4 today, my wife think's I'm addicted to it , I'm  not though.................................I can stop anytime  

 

Gateway drug. Leads to hardcore shit like LHM.

[omegod]

Gateway drug. Leads to hardcore shit like LHM.

 

I ain't getting pumped up on that shit man

[Sheefag]

That's what they all say.

Just look at some of the traditional Citroen owners on here and think on.

[robinmasters]

I heard there was no come-down with LDS.

 

I ain't getting pumped up on that shit man

[Sheefag]

Look at Cavcraft. Whole life and career in suspension since he started on the Hydragas.

[fordperv]

And now he's hooked on ford rust, now that's hardcore

[anonymous user]

turns out I've a better suck than a £50 whore and I got a gobfull

 

It tastes horrific, as did the washing up liquid gargle to follow

 

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Ummm, how much do you charge? Just asking for a friend

[STUNO]

Is it registered for the road though, or just some crazy Brit expat using it as a garden ornament (or something)?

 

Yes it came up on carjam, but you only get the full report for money, so I don't.

 

https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=tips1

[myglaren]

They give you MP3s of every song you've ever bought, regardless of format, so if you bought a CD (remember when people did that?) you also get a digital version, so you'll probably find that you've got MP3s of every album/single you've ever bought on there. Not just MP3s

 

I discovered by chance that I have around 100 hours of songs in my Amazon stash - oddly not for every CD purchased from them though.

 

Alexa still buggers it up though.

 

 

Grin of the evening is an owl 'owling in a tree just outside my window.

It is here periodically and has been for a few years ow, perhaps attracted by an owl in an aviary at the back of a house over the road.

 

I got lumbered with my son's dog over Christmas and when I walked it through the woods late one night it heard the owl and froze, looked bewildered for five minutes until the owl flew overhead and started hooting in a different copse of trees a hundred yards away.  Dog seemed mystified but then walked home calmly instead of dragging me as on every other occasion.

 

[Guest Hooli]

Terminator. Still a damn good film for a bored Sunday and it doesn't look 34 years old.

I don't believe 1985 was that long ago anyway.

[Guest Hooli]

This made me laugh and sounds a fair punishment.

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

[PhilA]

 

A picture of the lunar eclipse, through a cheap 40mm telescope, taken with my phone.

 

NASA this is not

 

 

Phil

[GrumpiusMaximus]

 

Two second exposure through my 75-300mm long lens.

 

Not the best and I had to use my smartphone remote link, otherwise my hand was wobbling the camera too much on the tripod.  The best focus I could get with bare feet, concrete paving slabs and sub-zero temperatures in my pyjamas!

[Guest Hooli]

Too much cloud here to see that.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Clear skies here.  I'm in the far South-East.

[myglaren]

Clear skies here and went out at 2:30 ish but it was just like any other night.

[bangernomics]

May be escaping the daily grind a few years early owing to finding a little place in France at the right price that makes not working add up. Or at least not working as often add up.

 

If you could would you?

[Guest Hooli]

May be escaping the daily grind a few years early owing to finding a little place in France at the right price that makes not working add up. Or at least not working as often add up.

 

If you could would you?

 

If the little place wasn't in france it'd be better. If I could learn languages, I keep trying & failing.