What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[RoverFolkUs]

7 minutes ago, PhilA said:

So unless you have satellite internet

 

It's not sky. It's just ass.

I think it's just like an online streaming service and they have done away with satellite altogether, basically Netflix with more crap

[Sunny Jim]

[Rustybullethole]

my youngest child’s drawing. She’s 13 and been struggling massively with anxiety. Second day in school since march and came home happy with this. Makes me happy. 

[hairnet]

5 minutes ago, Rustybullethole said:

my youngest child’s drawing. She’s 13 and been struggling massively with anxiety. Second day in school since march and came home happy with this. Makes me happy. 

tony hart ftw

 

[Rustybullethole]

Just now, hairnet said:

tony hart ftw

 

Mate that prick don’t send them pics back. This one’s staying on the wall. 
once bitten twice shy 😆 

[omegod]

 

Cracking old capri image posted on a local history site, 1.6 GT XLR with some funky mods,  died in 83 by the looks of it 

 

[Stanky]

7 minutes ago, Rustybullethole said:

my youngest child’s drawing. She’s 13 and been struggling massively with anxiety. Second day in school since march and came home happy with this. Makes me happy. 

That is extremely creative and detailed, she could go far as a graphic designer if it's something she enjoys 

[Rustybullethole]

32 minutes ago, Stanky said:

That is extremely creative and detailed, she could go far as a graphic designer if it's something she enjoys 

Thanks man. Always been a creative, kids got talent for sure and smart as a button, school ain’t for all. Ain’t worried about her she’ll do just fine.

[junkyarddog]

2 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

my youngest child’s drawing. She’s 13 and been struggling massively with anxiety. Second day in school since march and came home happy with this. Makes me happy. 

I really like that,I hope you get it framed.

[808 Estate]

[Dyslexic Viking]

My favorite chocolate is on sale and even better it was the larger version which is rare. So now the only challenge is not to eat 2.4 kg of chocolate at once.

[hairnet]

are you 300 kg

im a fat phuck and wouldnt buy that much at once

 

[Dyslexic Viking]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

are you 300 kg

im a fat phuck and wouldnt buy that much at once

 

Not yet, but I like to save money so this sale was too good to pass up. 

[Andyrew]

Always good for your friends to keep you up to date with how lifes going their end. 

 

[Remspoor]

15 hours ago, Andyrew said:

Always good for your friends to keep you up to date with how lifes going their end. 

 

Have farts got lumps in? Well I have shit myself then.

[motorpunk]

On 19/10/2022 at 09:42, Dyslexic Viking said:

My favorite chocolate is on sale and even better it was the larger version which is rare. So now the only challenge is not to eat 2.4 kg of chocolate at once.

When I had a place in Norway I'd always buy that for my kids, they love it.

[Dyslexic Viking]

1 hour ago, motorpunk said:

When I had a place in Norway I'd always buy that for my kids, they love it.

Norwegian chocolate is surprisingly good, I find it much better than chocolate from abroad.

[willswitchengage]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-63328168

Fantastic news, now get that cowardly bitch extradited over here.

[High Jetter]

What, to get a suspended or 'community punishment'? At tax-payers expense? It'd be fine if she was going down, but what are the chances?

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, willswitchengage said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-63328168

Fantastic news, now get that cowardly bitch extradited over here.

Never going to happen. She’ll get a small fine and community service, suspended.

[wuvvum]

To be fair, that's all Harry Dunn's family wants - for her to be held accountable and face up to what she's done in a court of law.  They have no desire to see her locked up for a lengthy period.

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, High Jetter said:

What, to get a suspended or 'community punishment'? At tax-payers expense? It'd be fine if she was going down, but what are the chances?

apparently shes going down they wouldnt call her in otherwise i think

[Wack]

I've been looking for a car that's insurable for my daughter to drive, a guy I know has a suzuki splash 1.0 that's had a bump at the back, he's fixing it ( very slowly) but it's 40 miles away

I've been trying to find one to show my wife, scouring car parks for weeks to no avail 

Then this afternoon, there's one, in front of us at the lights, a red one, turned into lidl and there's a white one parked, went in came out and there's a blue one next to our car 

At this point I'm starting to think someone is taking the piss and arranged a suzuki splash meet at lidl 

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

I've been looking for a car that's insurable for my daughter to drive, a guy I know has a suzuki splash 1.0 that's had a bump at the back, he's fixing it ( very slowly) but it's 40 miles away

I've been trying to find one to show my wife, scouring car parks for weeks to no avail 

Then this afternoon, there's one, in front of us at the lights, a red one, turned into lidl and there's a white one parked, went in came out and there's a blue one next to our car 

At this point I'm starting to think someone is taking the piss and arranged a suzuki splash meet at lidl 

They’re for pensioners . Your daughter will hate you.

[Wack]

9 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

They’re for pensioners . Your daughter will hate you.

There's nothing around 2k that isn't 15+ years old and fucked, this is a 13 plate with 73k on it, she'll be fine with it for a first car 

[Remspoor]

8 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

They’re for pensioners . Your daughter will hate you.

Ageist comment.

When we all started driving we wanted  fast and desirable cars. We could not afford them we ended up with small engined cars. The situation is even worse now insurance premiums are quite costly.

Personally do not see why it has to be a Splash when the Agila is basically the same car.

[catsinthewelder]

I wonder if the number of Corsas left in hedges by teenagers puts Agila insurance up?

[AnnoyingPentium]

32 minutes ago, catsinthewelder said:

I wonder if the number of Corsas left in hedges by teenagers puts Agila insurance up?

The trend still continues. Saw a base spec corsa on its side in a hedge, on a straight bit of road.

[cobblers]

17 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

The trend still continues. Saw a base spec corsa on its side in a hedge, on a straight bit of road.

Haha! there are two corsas on their roofs in fields on my commute, and the other day a local recovery company did a facebook post where they recovered three upside down black corsas in a row on one night

[AnnoyingPentium]

32 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Haha! there are two corsas on their roofs in fields on my commute, and the other day a local recovery company did a facebook post where they recovered three upside down black corsas in a row on one night

Not the one I saw, but this was doing the rounds on Facebook.