What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Remspoor]

Security Industry.

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

22 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

Security Industry.

 

International Security Expo, or "InSEx" for short.

[HillmanImp]

Three men tried kidnapping and bundling a 13yr old into a car boot as they suspected that he was part of a group that spat at a family member and stole a hat. 

I don't think you needed to specify they were driving a Vauxhall, that was a given. 

[somewhatfoolish]

No good has ever come from Hull.

[Wack]

4 hours ago, artdjones said:

 The police were just annoyed because the majesty* of  the law was outraged in the person of a speed van driver. So they decided to make an example of him.

That's exactly what they've done , like the guy who parked his van in front of the speed camera van , think he got a £1000 fine and 6 points and was all over social media 

This is to stop others adding it to their bucket list 

[artdjones]

8 hours ago, Wack said:

That's exactly what they've done , like the guy who parked his van in front of the speed camera van , think he got a £1000 fine and 6 points and was all over social media 

This is to stop others adding it to their bucket list 

If they hadn't treated it like they did nobody would have heard about it. Actual assaults are dealt with by a police caution all the time. 

[hairnet]

kingdig is doing a 52 pontiac chieftain convertible

oh no he says he wants an LS in it *heads for garage to mess with bikes

@PhilA youre local can you go and slap the owner about a bit

[DSdriver]

On 11/8/2021 at 7:34 PM, Sunny Jim said:

Sailing makes me happy. I've not had a holiday in two years and I'm really enjoying this one.

 😁

That's a proper yacht.

[gm]

this caught my eye yesterday

although it was stuck on the window of a modern ford ka, does that qualify as 'nice' ?

[Jim Bell]

Nice cars for sale, and also this Ford Ka. 

[PhilA]

3 hours ago, hairnet said:

kingdig is doing a 52 pontiac chieftain convertible

oh no he says he wants an LS in it *heads for garage to mess with bikes

@PhilA youre local can you go and slap the owner about a bit

I was discussing this with someone else the other day- if I were to ditch the I-8 in the car, it would be replaced with either a BMW or Nissan straight six. 

 

Phil

[Remspoor]

6 hours ago, gm said:

this caught my eye yesterday

although it was stuck on the window of a modern ford ka, does that qualify as 'nice' ?

A nice car is a Honda Jazz.

 

 

[Wack]

Fuck me 

[Aston Martin]

"R U comin cottagin behind big baps?"

[Wack]

5 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

"R U comin cottagin behind big baps?"

I stopped at a big baps butty van once , she'd described her business well and hit the target market perfectly , men driving vans & trucks 

I bet her chat with the bank for a business loan went 

So what can you offer that  your competitors can't 

Opens coat 

Approved 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

5 hours ago, Wack said:

I stopped at a big baps butty van once , she'd described her business well and hit the target market perfectly , men driving vans & trucks 

I bet her chat with the bank for a business loan went 

So what can you offer that  your competitors can't 

Opens coat 

Approved 

 

Business loan application 101.

 

https://youtu.be/5vMqdrKqaHo?list=PLCQa4oxkXkMORKDVUGQZzMtB_xp-3tK1F&t=479

 

[Skut]

MOT pass on the ZR. It looks absolutely hanging these days but all it required was a bulb and a headlight adjusting.  Been in a terrific mood since.

[mat_the_cat]

A mate of mine and his old Land Cruiser.

 

[Wack]

[High Jetter]

[python] Baps! Wonderful baps... [ /python]

[Wack]

This just has to be someone on here 

[dome]

13 hours ago, Skut said:

MOT pass on the ZR. It looks absolutely hanging these days but all it required was a bulb and a headlight adjusting.  Been in a terrific mood since.

Congratulations!

I'm sure I saw that Maestro van parked up just off the Edinburgh City Bypass, meant to grab a photo 

[808 Estate]

 

[MikeR]

A cupboard find 😀😀😀😀😀

[Sunny Jim]

[vulgalour]

The Maestro is getting a new tailgate.  Or rather, an old tailgate that's not rotten where mine is so I can make one good tailgate out of the two.  I was wondering how to get it from Nottingham when it turned out a friend was actually going to be in Nottingham and heading down to Kent so that sorted that out nicely.  I'm finding once again that there are some supremely generous people in the Maestro owning... scene?  Anyway, they make looking after one very easy and quite rewarding.

[Remspoor]

3 hours ago, vulgalour said:

there are some supremely generous people in the Maestro owning... scene?

Cant be many left theses days....Maestro owners that is.

[hairnet]

Yeah you twat it's a right fuck on when you drop your phone in a taxi

Even tho got hold of the chap who I couldn't understand he came back having been Newport pagnell lol

He got money - only bothered about the phone cos it's got the tran ticket on it

I'm back here in December the nice box office lady will get wine

 

It's in here as in more than 20 years that's the first time I've done that

Mainly cos.its been 15 years since I've been in a taxi lolol

 

[Wack]

Another year , another MOT 

 

Big job broke out on the Ex Forestry Berlingo Van , 2 new springs, a steering rack gaiter and some welding but it passed 

[dome]

Work on Thursday consisted of driving down to Peebles in the Jag and spending the day riding mountain bikes. What's not to like about that?