What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Remspoor]

Face masks are obligatory in all public spaces in Spain.

[Fumbler]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

This is a new one, a compensation for being scammed,scam 

I'm surprised they're not as common as they should be. I think Atomic Shrimp on YouTube dealt with one in the past, but unlike his, this one here has cut straight to asking for your ID! Very impressive.

A fine 419 scam specimen you have there.

[Wack]

The world might be a better place if Mrs Doubtfire wrote all official looking letters 

[robinmasters]

On 27/01/2021 at 2:12 AM, Parky said:

Slim possibility I may appear in the American media as a lighthearted final news item.  A Journo from the US saw a Reddit post my Daughter put up showing a video of me being assaulted by a Cat focused on my Blueberry Muffin and they want to call tomorrow to interview me about it.  I may end up as some sort of meme but hey, what was it Andy Warhol said?

 

Let's invite a load of people round, take lots of drugs, and do some art?

[adw1977]

22 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Interesting that the Koop was cheaper than the saloon.  Was that the case here too?

Yes.

1976:

1978 (coupe only available in 1.3 base and L at this stage):

[Cooper1]

 

 This made me crack up  

 

 

 

[Joey spud]

I was servicing an underfloor compressor/generator system on a smart repair van at a large bodyshop today and couldn't help but have a look in the metal skip.

I asked if i could take a bit for Boris the Morris.

I've no idea what vehicle this was removed from and i had to fold in half to get in my van but it'll keep me in sheet steel for welding for months.

[STUNO]

Disaster.   Just after new year our electric hot water cylinder sprang a leak. Monday morning I rang the plumber and asked about a quote for fitting a complete new system powered by LPG with a califont.  Accepted the quote on Tuesday morning and on  the Thursday the new system was installed and the old cyl. was removed. They arrived en - masse (Plumbers, Electrician and Gas Fitter ) at 9 am and left us with the job completed at 11 am. Old system was a large tank in a large cupboard in the kitchen, New is 2 large LPG cyls feeding the califont mounted to the outside wall and plumbed through the ceiling ( because concrete flooring ) across the house to the existing plumbing. Very very much happiness !!!!!and a big empty cupboard in the kitchen.

[omegod]

I somehow ended up finding this at 6 am this morning and it's had me in stitches since, he was a good entertainer and seem's not to have been a yew tree subjects

 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

The swan emu-dive off the roof rather put paid to such things.

[Wilko220]

Lad in Africa build his own car out of scrap parts 

https://fb.watch/3k2F1qXNVY/

[richardmorris]

20 hours ago, adw1977 said:

Yes.

1976:

1978 (coupe only available in 1.3 base and L at this stage):

And you could have 10 for the same cost as the merc 450 sel 6.9!

[Cooper1]

lol

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Didn’t know @TheDoctor had moved to Deal...

[Asimo]

 

[Wilko220]

1 hour ago, Asimo said:

 

I’d heard there was talk of a Duel remake, but I must admit my hopes were pitched far lower than that...

[busmansholiday]

[MrDuke]

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Shite '70s "beer" is back

[myglaren]

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

Be more of a challenge to put the £1 into the machine before getting started... 

[nacho man]

Topping up the screen wash on Mrs T’s car earlier and George just came up and had a look.

“It’s fucking fucked mate”




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[New POD]

[myglaren]

 

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, Danterzza said:

Topping up the screen wash on Mrs T’s car earlier and George just came up and had a look.

“It’s fucking fucked mate”




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That's paw

[myglaren]

 

[strangeangel]

[wuvvum]

@Parky is in the Daily Wail!

I'm berry hungry! Determined cat Yuzu tries to get his claws into cafe customer's blueberry muffin  | Daily Mail Online

[GrumpiusMaximus]

6 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

@Parky is in the Daily Wail!

I'm berry hungry! Determined cat Yuzu tries to get his claws into cafe customer's blueberry muffin  | Daily Mail Online

I’ve lost ten points of what little remaining IQ I had because Daily Mail but that was worth it.

[Agila]

Top tip for any rioters. Don't wear a jacket with your own company name and phone number on the back for when it kicks off at Capitol.

 

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/capitol-riot-phone-number-jacket-143723449.html