Remspoor Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Trump.mp4 myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tenmil Socket Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I ordered some brackets for a timber gazebo I'm making earlier today for click and collect from Toolstation. I was queuing for 5-10 minutes and the lady asked for my surname. She explained that I hadn't ordered anything so I showed her the email on my phone. She said you're in the wrong shop love.... I was in ScrewFix 😂 twosmoke300, DSdriver, CGSB and 13 others 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said: I ordered some brackets for a timber gazebo I'm making earlier today for click and collect from Toolstation. I was queuing for 5-10 minutes and the lady asked for my surname. She explained that I hadn't ordered anything so I showed her the email on my phone. She said you're in the wrong shop love.... I was in ScrewFix 😂 I have also done that! Tenmil Socket, Banger Kenny, DSdriver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 richardmorris, Banger Kenny, Remspoor and 16 others 10 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said: I ordered some brackets for a timber gazebo I'm making earlier today for click and collect from Toolstation. I was queuing for 5-10 minutes and the lady asked for my surname. She explained that I hadn't ordered anything so I showed her the email on my phone. She said you're in the wrong shop love.... I was in ScrewFix 😂 I had a bloke come in to halfords years ago kicking and screaming about his satnav not working right. Absolutely red in the face ranting about it at me over the counter. Basically it would be about 20 yards wrong when saying " you have reached your destination" like every sat nav was then and still is. He was a pizza delivery driver and just pulled up when it said "your destination is on the left" expected it to pinpoint the exact individual houses at night, so he would just get out and knock on the house door without even checking the number "I'VE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS AND IT'S MADE ME LOOK LIKE A PRICK A LOAD OF TIMES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" Nothing mate, this is Halfords. You're waving a receipt from Currys at me! Out Run, Tenmil Socket, Tadhg Tiogar and 16 others 1 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 french connection on sony movies action right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Talking to a mate on the phone last night He's getting new neighbours , the couple next door are getting divorced , she's left him The guy was in the garden on the phone talking to one of his mates when he said I don't know what was wrong with her , she was getting plenty of cock Supernaut and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Day off today. For once it’s sunny and warm! Espresso and fresh home-made ( not by me) madeleines. LightBulbFun, chaseracer, Fumbler and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 8:48 PM, Tenmil Socket said: I ordered some brackets for a timber gazebo I'm making earlier today for click and collect from Toolstation. I was queuing for 5-10 minutes and the lady asked for my surname. She explained that I hadn't ordered anything so I showed her the email on my phone. She said you're in the wrong shop love.... I was in ScrewFix 😂 For years I thought Screwfix was an internet dating site. myglaren, Tenmil Socket, Remspoor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxo Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 stupid shit like this is always appreciated by me the more stupid the better tbh rainagain and grizgut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Is it my imagination, or does former FA chairman Greg Clarke look a bit like actor John Henshaw? Could they possibly be related? I think we should be told.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 9:42 PM, cobblers said: I had a bloke come in to halfords years ago kicking and screaming about his satnav not working right. Absolutely red in the face ranting about it at me over the counter. Basically it would be about 20 yards wrong when saying " you have reached your destination" like every sat nav was then and still is. He was a pizza delivery driver and just pulled up when it said "your destination is on the left" expected it to pinpoint the exact individual houses at night, so he would just get out and knock on the house door without even checking the number "I'VE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS AND IT'S MADE ME LOOK LIKE A PRICK A LOAD OF TIMES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" Nothing mate, this is Halfords. You're waving a receipt from Currys at me! Was Currys about 20 yards away? cobblers and The Moog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 9 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Is it my imagination, or does former FA chairman Greg Clarke look a bit like actor John Henshaw? Could they possibly be related? I think we should be told.... Looks a bit like the tall bloke from Taskmaster, in that photo anyway; not so much on the news, he just looked like a cutprice Ron Atkinson which as he's a racist dinosaur is exactly what he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 On 11/10/2020 at 11:22 AM, richardmorris said: Day off today. For once it’s sunny and warm! Espresso and fresh home-made ( not by me) madeleines. Have Richard Morris and Frank Martin ever been seen in the same room? richardmorris, twosmoke300, LightBulbFun and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 look like Russian dolls beko1987, Wack, dome and 16 others 9 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 /\ That reminds me of the time fit bird at work mentioned that she'd parked her Bini Cooper outside Tesco and come back to find a proper Mini Cooper parked next to it. "I almost took a photo but then I decided not to because that would make me as sad as you." Banger Kenny, dome, robinmasters and 14 others 3 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 What happened to comet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 8 hours ago, robinmasters said: Have Richard Morris and Frank Martin ever been seen in the same room? I wish! Have more hair but that’s about all my plus points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 21 hours ago, richardmorris said: What happened to comet? Erm.......................they went bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 55 minutes ago, camryv6 said: Erm.......................they went bust. Couldn’t remember to be honest. Or even the last time I saw a comet! camryv6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, richardmorris said: Couldn’t remember to be honest. Or even the last time I saw a comet! Ok i just thought it was a strange question, they went bust in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 5 hours ago, richardmorris said: Couldn’t remember to be honest. Or even the last time I saw a comet! Probably Halley's Comet, in your case 🤣🤣 myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 14 Logical reasons why Some guys Have Dogs And not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs' parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray. 12. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff. To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you! Coprolalia, Remspoor, mitsisigma01 and 6 others 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Wack said: 14 Logical reasons why Some guys Have Dogs And not Wives:.... I see no mention of Fray Bentos pies.... DSdriver, Three Speed, Wack and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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