What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[mitsisigma01]

Give me time as they are somewhere.... 

[Rovorsche]

And my current favourite

 

 

 

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[angle]

(the clouds part, a single shaft of sunlight illuminates my bathroom and the tremolo voices of angels sound) 

I don't want to be that stockpiling twat, but I was down to three rolls and an element of forward planning seems appropriate under the circumstances. This morning I have been to Tesco x2, Asda x2,  a Co-op, an Aldi and came up trumps on my second branch of Sainsburys. Never has the idea of coconut scented bog roll seemed so exciting. 

[PhilA]

Crazed bog roll purchase?

Nope. Lady stole a bunch of baby clothes, hoofed it in the parking lot to make a swift getaway, hit a pole and upended her car.

She got as far as... The front door. Way to go.

 

Phil

[New POD]

On 3/14/2020 at 8:18 PM, GBJ said:

To the pub?

 

I went Up and round the Wrekin.

You can see to hills: Malven, Clueidian and Cannock chase 

And i could see Birmingham, in the distance. 

Was going to visit a pub, but instead went to Shrewsbury to Morrisons.  For a coffee. 

[paulplom]

I rescued the entire North Shields fish quay on Saturday morning while out with the dog.
I spotted the jetty bit on fire and rang the brigade. I used what 3 words and they turned up in 5 minutes flat.
Not all heroes wear capes (spiderman for instance).

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[Wack]

Arnold has a donkey , I bet he's got the garden for it 

 

 

[omegod]

34 minutes ago, paulplom said:

I rescued the entire North Shields fish quay on Saturday morning while out with the dog.
I spotted the jetty bit on fire and rang the brigade. I used what 3 words and they turned up in 5 minutes flat.
Not all heroes wear capes (spiderman for instance).

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How the hell does a jetty catch fire?

[paulplom]

No idea. I mentioned to gf that even if I stood there with my blow torch at it, I doubt it would light. 

[paulplom]

Every time I hear 'Covid 19' mentioned, I expect to hear 'Sunderland nil' after it...

[vulgalour]

They got the Briggs and Stratton car out of mothballs!

 

[NorthernMonkey]

Just had an email from the local Vauxhall dealers with today’s 2 specials....

200 litres of Ford 0w30 for £575 and 36 toilet rolls for £9.95!!

Bet they sell more of the latter...

[paulplom]

Ooohhhh. Beige on beige as well.
If he doesn't take the piss this might be a goer. I need an extra seat.

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[NorthernMonkey]

15 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Ooohhhh. Beige on beige as well.
If he doesn't take the piss this might be a goer. I need an extra seat.

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There are far less comfortable places to sit and wait for a low loader whilst stranded in the middle of a busy junction with a faulty handbrake that won’t release ?

[reb]

Despite the circumstances, Volvo silliness must go on.

Unfortunately things got a bit stuck. Our first instinct was to phone dad.

He's still here really though.

[paulplom]

There are far less comfortable places to sit and wait for a low loader whilst stranded in the middle of a busy junction with a faulty handbrake that won’t release

£600 is just taking the piss tbf. I know he has a buisness etc but surely a bini would be easier to shift.

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[mitsisigma01]

42 minutes ago, reb said:

Volvo silliness must go on.

On the roof maybe ?

My Mrs moans when I borrow the sofa cushions though! 

[myglaren]

 

 

[paulplom]

Boots are now doing corona virus tests for a tenner. I've passed mine thank god.


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[myglaren]

[Andyrew]

[808 Estate]

[Mally]

Booked a flight to Benidorm for New Year £58 return.

Wishful thinking maybe.

[myglaren]

 

[SiC]

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

I found a frog.

I like frogs.

Edited March 19, 2020 by MorrisItalSLX
Yes, I am an adult. No, I am not a 5 year old child.

[mitsisigma01]

1 hour ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

I found a frog.

I like frogs.

Looks like it was sitting on a Citroën CX looking at that paintwork ?

[overrun]

I saw a red Metro 6R4 being trailered behind a Convoy on the M1, Thursday afternoon. Sadly I was on top of it, and 4 lanes apart, before my passenger (my dad) could react in time to get a pic.

[FakeConcern]

Seen in Eastbourne...

[spike60]

Virus mask. Need one? Last few in stock.

https://dailybuzz.nl/buzz/embed/17916