2024 Quote of the year thread

[brownnova]

Time for the quote of the year thread… 

[brownnova]

13 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Before Covid I was speaking to Timmy mallet at an art exhibit of his at the local bike shop.

Wouldn’t let me quote in the opening post… but here we go… 

[LightBulbFun]

8 hours ago, brownnova said:

Wouldn’t let me quote in the opening line… but here we go… 

when you say opening line are you referring to Split_Pin's post that Rich was quoting?  like this?

11 hours ago, richardmorris said:

21 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

Beautiful Acqueduct but fuck going over it on a boat. I can dul understand the fears, I'd be a wreck 😂

Before Covid I was speaking to Timmy mallet at an art exhibit of his at the local bike shop. He had just been to Wrexham and ponysyyttllle aqueduct to paint. I said I’d never been across despite being from there. I do suffer from a fear of drops not heights - it’s weird, and almost like you’re about to fall off the perfectly flat and stable surface. I can stand on top of a mountain with no problem. But a fire escape can make me hold on to the rails for dear life. Odd.

 

although I fucking despise  the text input/editor, I do take pride in making it my bitch so to speak LOL

[DVee8]

@warren t claim, said

Steering wheel wobble at certain speeds that I think might be a slightly buckled alloy. Only minor. I don't feel like Michael J Fox driving a Hillman Avenger.

[brownnova]

59 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

when you say opening line are you referring to Split_Pin's post that Rich was quoting?  like this?

 

although I fucking despise  the text input/editor, I do take pride in making it my bitch so to speak LOL

No I meant opening post! 

[richardmorris]

4 hours ago, brownnova said:

No I meant opening post! 

Don’t drag me into this.  I was just invited to the event to make up numbers. 

[adw1977]

@Rust Collector in the Fucked Rover for sale thread:

"The first 52 weekends is just my warm up phase of a new project, where I mostly stand there staring at it and think 'Fuck'. "

[Garythesnail]

Having direct experience of how an older L320 behaves when trying to go around a corner a little* bit too quickly, this struck a chord with me.

10 hours ago, leakingstrut said:

The RRS feels sporty and then it quickly reminds you it’s actually a big fat bastard wearing spanx.

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 05/01/2024 at 23:52, brownnova said:

Time for the quote of the year thread… 

😁

[Garythesnail]

He's not wrong....

On 19/02/2024 at 16:35, warch said:

our natural conditions are suited mainly to growing things like mushrooms and mould

[Garythesnail]

On 18/03/2024 at 20:32, maxxo said:

stays up for longer and just feels fantastic

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously on the subject of Citroën.

[eddyramrod]

22 minutes ago, Garythesnail said:

 

 

 

 

 

Obviousy on the subject of Citroën.

Well it's obviously not Jaguar!

[Garythesnail]

Wise words

4 hours ago, garethj said:

avoiding the twats is my most important thing now

[Garythesnail]

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the largest act of industrial terrorism in Europe since British Leyland stopped free tea in the canteen.

Courtesy of @Ohdearme

 

[grogee]

Another @Ohdearme ism:

"She’s not 100% angry as only dry recycling was placed in the vehicle" 

 

[adw1977]

@DSdriver

"I solved the problem of not having central locking on the DS by giving my wife her own key so she can unlock her side. Now I just have to remind her to bring it."

[Erebus]

@sierraman

"CEO of Autoshite, £11.14 an hour, no bonus but a discount on Auto Aid. Company Maestro Clubman Diesel, 11p a mile fuel expenses and a company credit card with a £100 limit, night out allowance of £15 to spend either sleeping in the car or at a guest house in Blackpool in February. Uniform of a boiler suit and tin foil hat provided."

[adw1977]

From the news 24 thread

[Garythesnail]

@Dan_ZTTreminding me how I have failed at life

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I once got smashed on £1 vodka redbulls with all of Enter Shikari, happy times

 

 

[Garythesnail]

@Stanky absolutely nailing  the order of priority for selecting an electric vehicle in @twosmoke300's Dacia thread

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and vitally they have a single pantograph wiper

 

[grogee]

This is great from @Dyslexic Viking

 

 

[wesacosa]

@richardmorrisin the eBay tat thread

[Stanky]

I'd like to nominate this entry from @Bren on his possibly-for-sale Insignia advert

  

54 minutes ago, Bren said:

I do not want to be dealing with people who look like they were in a 1978 monster munch advert.

Which has had me laughing like an idiot at my desk this morning

[Bren]

2 minutes ago, Stanky said:

I'd like to nominate this entry from @Bren on his possibly-for-sale Insignia advert

  

Which has had me laughing like an idiot at my desk this morning

You can view the old adverts on youtube - if you watch them you will understand what I mean.......

[adw1977]

@LightBulbFun in his thread:

If there was ever an Autoshite themed game of Monopoly, it would be a chance card  "Win an argument with the DVLA over the correct spelling of Invacar, Receive £50"

[Split_Pin]

@CGSB being a manipulating bastard in the grumpy thread in response to a post about a neighbour not tidying up their hedge clippings 😂😂😂😂

"They're in there now ....laughing at you .... mocking you ..... chuck it back over their fence. Then fill their wheely bin up with your hosepipe and prop it up against their front door so it floods the cunts when they open it."

[tooSavvy]

Stonkingly 'quotable quotes'/per post ratio...

@Bren.. by a fair mile 👍

🚙💨

[Garythesnail]

Late entry from @eddyramrod

 

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Work Of Satan

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a touch-screen

 

He's right.