Tetleysmooth Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Follow that..... martc, Crackers and Carl1981 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 On 7/22/2022 at 5:59 PM, Dave_Q said: I'll take monkey .jpgs but only if they're extremely fungible I bought a NFA picture by Ganksy. In fairness it was very cheap. Its also on my works desktop so I need to move it before it gets wiped or the desktop gets changed to something less steam powered. Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_al_granvia Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 not even dodgy b'stard could follow that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 16 hours ago, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said: “Go forth and fuck thyself most heartily, foulsome fruit of a whore’s dung-hamper!” Definitely stealing that little beauty.. Wibble, Carl1981, Dick Longbridge and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 7/23/2022 at 11:31 AM, Jim Bell said: A Happy Shopper Murphy's Mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Didn’t see a topic for scam emails but I thought this might amuse folk on here. Email today from BHL……. Yeah right! w00dy, J W Pepper, Rust Collector and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Not even selling anything when I get this message to my retroshite Facebook page. Aye mate, just come and take all my cars away for fuck all. J W Pepper, Low Horatio gearbox, AnnoyingPentium and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, DodgyBastard said: Not even selling anything when I get this message to my retroshite Facebook page. Aye mate, just come and take all my cars away for fuck all. Come on mate he's doing you a favour, just imagine having a nice clean yard and a hundred quid too! 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Has my brothers SF focus estate up for sale on fb today . Jesus wept ! The number of brain dead clowns that dragged up was outstanding . Thankfully sold to a mate of mine anyway . Provided a couple of hours entertainment tho . The muppets assume because you are selling a £350 car you are a penny less moron like they are . Would be one of those cars I would like to set fire to infront of them . lesapandre, hennabm and Low Horatio gearbox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Yeah, probably a twattish reply by me, but don't particularly care. Low Horatio gearbox, dome, Dan_ZTT and 6 others 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeT Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 You’re more polite than I am. Normally the standard response is ‘You should have worked harder, maybe then you could afford it.’ DoctorRetro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Those that offer fuck all without seeing it can all get in the sea. DoctorRetro, JakeT, dome and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Is it just me, or are simple manners in short supply nowadays? Matty, GMcD, stripped fred and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Send him a random one! MrGTI6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Time that BE11 3ND had another outing...? Low Horatio gearbox, DoctorRetro, wesacosa and 15 others 6 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 I can't understand when you have something for sale on a Facebook car page and someone asks YOU to send them a message? Jamie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 There was someone with an oven cleaning business on Facebook who was also trying to conceal that they had a sideline in selling quite a lot of cars. Before I discovered this, I was interested in a Mini they were selling. I used to see it every day at the local train station car park that I used . They turned out to be a total timewaster but I decided to check out their other items. I noticed around 7 or 8 cars . I always arrived early at the station, basically before anyone else as I was an early start and it was then I noticed that they were using the car park to hide their stock as those were the same 7 or 8 cars that had been there for weeks. Only because they totally dicked me about did I threaten to shop them to HMRC (I never did) but maybe the cars above were as a result of a similar situation? GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDaily Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Had this belter whilst selling my jag. I initially blocked him as it all sounded like a scam and then I got that final message from someone else. "You will have a true friend in a normal way for many years". Impeccable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 4 hours ago, DoctorRetro said: Is it just me, or are simple manners in short supply nowadays? Reply with "Why, so you can come and nick it while I'm out?" and then give him the address of the local cop shop. DoctorRetro and DirtyDaily 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 23/07/2022 at 11:31, Jim Bell said: It was about a football team where the coach Jossy had elephantiasis of the testicles if I remember correctly? Nyphur and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 24/07/2022 at 03:38, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said: Mr Scrool didst pop the bonnett, and after a few moments of poking around beneathe, presently remark’d, “goodsir, the injector seales are fuck’d, here and here, and I daresay thy water-pumpe is on its last legges, going by the fuckyng noise herein.” PMSL 😂😂😂😂 Low Horatio gearbox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 7/24/2022 at 3:38 AM, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said: Go forth and fuck thyself most heartily, foulsome fruit of a whore’s dung-hamper! On 7/24/2022 at 7:42 PM, andy18s said: Definitely stealing that little beauty.. Having just read Pepys tribulations with his poxy Astra,I was posting to say exact the same thing. What a line!!!! Eyersey1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 7 hours ago, DirtyDaily said: Had this belter whilst selling my jag That is an odd read, but once you realise the guy is from Croatia it makes much more sense. I guess he didn't buy it in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Quoted to a mate when he was arranging to collect a recently bought car: "If I'm not here when you get here it's cos I've gone out". bigfella2, Flat4, warch and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiesouwest Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Ok. Not selling a car. Selling a rocking chair for Mrs Cookie. JayB, privatewire, Dan_ZTT and 25 others 1 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 They don't even bother to read what you send them any more. Low Horatio gearbox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Split_Pin, privatewire, Rust Collector and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 strate petral Low Horatio gearbox, privatewire, Crackers and 5 others 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liggle Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, DodgyBastard said: Your lose! privatewire, warch and Low Horatio gearbox 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, Liggle said: Your lose! The education system failed that man. CaptainBoom, twosmoke300, hennabm and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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