Most stupid message while flogging a shiter

[Tetleysmooth]

Follow that.....

[UltraWomble]

  On 22/07/2022 at 16:59, Dave_Q said:

I'll take monkey .jpgs but only if they're extremely fungible

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I bought a NFA picture by Ganksy.

In fairness it was very cheap. Its also on my works desktop so I need to move it before it gets wiped or the desktop gets changed to something less steam powered.

[big_al_granvia]

not even dodgy b'stard could follow that

[andy18s]

  On 24/07/2022 at 02:38, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said:

“Go forth and fuck thyself most heartily, foulsome fruit of a whore’s dung-hamper!” 

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Definitely stealing that little beauty..

[warren t claim]

  On 23/07/2022 at 10:31, Jim Bell said:

 

 

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A Happy Shopper Murphy's Mob.

 

[sutty2006]

Didn’t see a topic for scam emails but I thought this might amuse folk on here. Email today from BHL……. Yeah right! 
 

 

[DodgyBastard]

Not even selling anything when I get this message to my retroshite Facebook page.

 

 

Aye mate, just come and take all my cars away for fuck all.

[Rust Collector]

  On 27/07/2022 at 15:28, DodgyBastard said:

Not even selling anything when I get this message to my retroshite Facebook page.

 

 

Aye mate, just come and take all my cars away for fuck all.

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Come on mate he's doing you a favour, just imagine having a nice clean yard and a hundred quid too! 😅

[twosmoke300]

Has my brothers SF focus estate up for sale on fb today . Jesus wept ! The number of  brain dead clowns that dragged up was outstanding . 
 

Thankfully sold to a mate of mine anyway . 

Provided a couple of hours entertainment tho . The muppets assume because you are selling a £350 car you are a penny less moron like they are . 
Would be one of those cars I would like to set fire to  infront of them . 

[DoctorRetro]

Yeah, probably a twattish reply by me, but don't particularly care.

[JakeT]

You’re more polite than I am. Normally the standard response is ‘You should have worked harder, maybe then you could afford it.’

[sutty2006]

Those that offer fuck all without seeing it can all get in the sea. 

[DoctorRetro]

Is it just me, or are simple manners in short supply nowadays?

 

[High Jetter]

Send him a random one!

[chaseracer]

Time that BE11 3ND had another outing...?

[Split_Pin]

I can't understand when you have something for sale on a Facebook car page and someone asks YOU to send them a message?

[Split_Pin]

There was someone with an oven cleaning business on Facebook who was also trying to conceal that they had a sideline in selling quite a lot of cars. 

Before I discovered this, I was interested in a Mini they were selling. I used to see it every day at the local train station car park that I used . They turned out to be a total timewaster but I decided to check out their other items. I noticed around 7 or 8 cars . I always arrived early at the station, basically before anyone else as I was an early start and it was then I noticed that they were using the car park to hide their stock as those were the same 7 or 8 cars that had been there for weeks. 

Only because they totally dicked me about did I threaten to shop them to HMRC (I never did) but maybe the cars above were as a result of a similar situation?

[DirtyDaily]

Had this belter whilst selling my jag. I initially blocked him as it all sounded like a scam and then I got that final message from someone else. "You will have a true friend in a normal way for many years". Impeccable

[Pieman]

  On 30/07/2022 at 17:17, DoctorRetro said:

Is it just me, or are simple manners in short supply nowadays?

 

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Reply with "Why, so you can come and nick it while I'm out?" and then give him the address of the local cop shop.

[DavidB]

  On 23/07/2022 at 10:31, Jim Bell said:

 

 

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It was about a football team where the coach Jossy had elephantiasis of the testicles if I remember correctly?

[DavidB]

  On 24/07/2022 at 02:38, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said:

Mr Scrool didst pop the bonnett, and after a few moments of poking around beneathe, presently remark’d, “goodsir, the injector seales are fuck’d, here and here, and I daresay thy water-pumpe is on its last legges, going by the fuckyng noise herein.” 

 

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PMSL 😂😂😂😂

[Dick Cheeseburger]

  On 24/07/2022 at 02:38, Samuel_Pepys_Esq said:

Go forth and fuck thyself most heartily, foulsome fruit of a whore’s dung-hamper!

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  On 24/07/2022 at 18:42, andy18s said:

Definitely stealing that little beauty..

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Having just read Pepys tribulations with his poxy Astra,I was posting to say exact the same thing. What a line!!!!

[bunglebus]

  On 30/07/2022 at 22:08, DirtyDaily said:

Had this belter whilst selling my jag

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That is an odd read, but once you realise the guy is from Croatia it makes much more sense. I guess he didn't buy it in the end?

[skoda_fan]

Quoted to a mate when he was arranging to collect a recently bought car: "If I'm not here when you get here it's cos I've gone out".

[Cookiesouwest]

Ok. Not selling a car. Selling a rocking chair for Mrs Cookie.

 

[Pieman]

They don't even bother to read what you send them any more.

[DodgyBastard]

 

 

[Dave_Q]

strate petral

[Liggle]

  On 02/08/2022 at 14:55, DodgyBastard said:

 

 

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Your lose!

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2022 at 16:19, Liggle said:

Your lose!

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The education system failed that man.