The grumpy thread

[LostnotFound]

She has her moments, about 1000 times funnier than Mrs Fugging Brown's Boys.

To be fair so is a bout of typhoid, I'm not sure that should be the minimum requirement for a series.

[twosmoke300]

Catherine Tate has her plus points - two of them iirc

[richardmorris]

She has her moments, about 1000 times funnier than Mrs Fugging Brown's Boys.

So is scooping your own eyes out with a spoon.

[scaryoldcortina]

Catherine Tate has her plus points - two of them iirc

You're going to get shit for saying that...

 

 

....her arse isn't bad either. Liked her in Doctor Who, not so much her "comedy" stuff.

[doobietoo]

Is wearing a false hitler moustache and speaking in a falsetto voice funny?

 

#Rednosedaynolongerfunny

[AlabamaShrimp]

Well the Stotts were sort of funny (OK bob's first question) then we're just as shit as the rest of the programme.

 

I mean we know why it's on and all that but it does seem like they are flogging a dead horse when even the audience there aren't making any sound.

[Craig the Princess]

Ok Mickey Flanagan is a new low.

 

But haven't comic relief and children in need always been shit?

[Eddie Honda]

But haven't comic relief and children in need always been shit?

Nah (things were better before 1986)

 

https://youtu.be/U6OKNOfEIH4?t=4m10s

[Timewaster]

Is wearing a false hitler moustache and speaking in a falsetto voice funny?

 

#Rednosedaynolongerfunny

Trouble is, that was recreating a silly sketch from a niche show that was on twenty years ago.

 

There can't have been many people who knew what the hell was going on.

 

Shame really, Vic and Bob did better stuff than that.

[purplebargeken]

Nowt wrong with bald, clipper set on min and just do it.

 

I do like 'Nan'. CT...... would.

[Eddie Honda]

I'm 25 and starting to get quite bald,

[155V6]

Trouble is, that was recreating a silly sketch from a niche show that was on twenty years ago.

 

There can't have been many people who knew what the hell was going on.

 

Shame really, Vic and Bob did better stuff than that.

I remember Damon Hill on the original show 

[Pillock]

 

I'm 25 and starting to get quite bald,

Is that a can of Bob Carolgees?

[cobblers]

I'm 31 and I've got facial hair like a 14 year old indian girl. I know this because a 14 year old indian girl pointed it out. 

[Noel Tidybeard]

At 25, i also feel I'm getting old, did my back in during some bedroom shenanigans last night. Now I'm feeling sorry for myself and wishing I didn't have to remove an engine, gearbox and exhaust from an audi a4 today.

 

why were you moving furniture at night?

[Eddie Honda]

Is that a can of Bob Carolgees?

Yes.

 

https://www.twitter.com/paddymcguinness/status/763291508577566720

[wuvvum]

Mondeo is in limp mode.  Glow plug light flashing, lost most of its power, fuel economy dropping like a stone, engine sounds like a skeleton wanking in a biscuit tin.  Bollocks.

 

What are the chances of my £10 code reader being able to communicate with a 15-year-old diesel?  Zilch, I would guess.

[anonymous user]

why were you moving furniture at night?

You may be right, I had assumed he'd been deploying his earth moving equipment

[fordperv]

I'm 25 and starting to get quite bald, starting at the crown of my head. Recently I've started arranging my hair into what I like to call a "reverse Trump", namely taking hair from the front where it's more prevalent and sweeping it back. That and wearing a hat, probably not aiding the whole hair loss thing but I don't think I can halt it at this point, because genetics...

 

I feel old and ugly and I get winded walking up the stairs, this is apparently me in the prime of my life...

Im 32 and my hair is thinning but i still have a cool haircut, if its at the point where its really bad dont make yourself look like a sex offender by having a combover take it off fella

[DodgeRover]

My hairline fucked off quite a few years ago too.

I bought cordless clippers and once a week I give it a run over without the guard. On plenty of guys, this makes them look pretty good. In my case it makes me look like a BNP thug, but fuck it.....Im not fussed.

Surely Fronte National? Rather than BNP?

[Bobthebeard]

Im 32 and my hair is thinning but i still have a cool haircut, if its at the point where its really bad dont make yourself look like a sex offender by having a combover take it off fella

I still have hair, but it went from brown to badger white/grey in my early 40's. Faffed around with it for a year or two before giving up and going for the 'number one' cut all over. I looked a reet tit with a patchy white/grey hairstyle TBH. Short is now best.

[oldcars]

Is there anyone (except the BBC, obvs) who actually finds Catherine Tate even remotely funny?

Whatever..........................................

[beko1987]

Out with work, let's get smashed!

 

12 sols later, nah, americqno please. Coach comes back at 12 30... Doubt there's much shite around the gherkin...

[Negative Creep]

Whatever..........................................

 

 

but it's Monty Python when compared to Mrs  Brown's Boys. I've seen funnier autopsies

[Isaac Hunt]

Who invented Torx Star Drive bits should be shot.  I hate the fekkers, is it me or do other folk find it hard to work out what size bit is needed.  Even the correct size never seems to fit proper.  It's a bit like a partly rounded nut before you've even started.  FFS, give me a proper hex head bolt.

[Eddie Honda]

My grump is that in reverse. Gimmie a proper hexalobular headed bolt.

[hairymel]

Mondeo is in limp mode.  Glow plug light flashing, lost most of its power, fuel economy dropping like a stone, engine sounds like a skeleton wanking in a biscuit tin.  Bollocks.

 

What are the chances of my £10 code reader being able to communicate with a 15-year-old diesel?  Zilch, I would guess.

 

cant answer that, but i used a f-super (think f super 2 is now available) interface to read my 52 plate tdci and i think it works on tddi's as well.

 

glow plug light as you probably know is usually indicating limp mode. 

 

changing the fuel filter on mine fixed most of its issues, and i have replaced the pipe between the intercooler and egr valve as this holes itself.

 

or maybe your fuel pump/injectors/everything else has assploded.

[beko1987]

Well 12 sols later I admit I can't drink lik2 I used to. Being in that London they shut the coffee machine.

 

Im mot alone though.

 

That's gnomeotoole, occasional poster of this parish and my line manager...

[privatewire]

Del Boy's vehicle was a RELIANT REGAL!!!!!!! If you want to be pedantic a "Supervan iv" (i think).SWMBO thinks I'm a sad old grumpy fecker, which I probably am, but I knew all on here would understand.ITS NOT A ROBIN RELIANT YOU STUPID TWATS!!!! YOU DONT SAY "I DRIVE A MONDEO FORD" DO YOU????Thanks, I feel better now.....

I was at a quiz last night, and one of the questions was "What kind of van did Del Boy have?" can you guess the answer the "quizmaster" gave?

He shouted me down when i objected as apparently "it's the same thing"

 

Sigh.

[alcyonecorporation]

I was at a quiz last night, and one of the questions was "What kind of van did Del Boy have?" can you guess the answer the "quizmaster" gave?

He shouted me down when i objected as apparently "it's the same thing"

 

Sigh.

pppffft, wireprivate, I mean, jesus............*