gm Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I'm late for work and there's about forty fucking euroschool kids taking ages to fanny about getting on the bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Ebay cuntery really fucks me off - bought a parcel shelf from a breaker and despite being described as "used but in fully working order" it has one of the clips missing that connect to the carEmailed the seller politely asking them to sort it out and got the following:"hi if your not happy with the item please send it back please be sure to package in the same way as we did please be aware that all our items are photographed before packaging so if the item does not match there will be no refund"Love the assumption that I'm having them on rather than any offer to sort things out with any level of customer service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Portia is a real name (unless it was actually spelt Porsha) - there was a fit blonde on Ally McBeal (how 90s am I?) with that name. I think she is actually a lady who likes other ladies. Texas though, what the fuck? With you on that one.Of course they could have named her after the rich, beautiful heiress heroine of that slightly earlier play by that bloke from Stratford( not East London). As for Texas , there could be a deep personal meaning.... Nah fuck it ,they're probably just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Should have gone straight into " Item not arrived/money back now" mode,as seems to be the norm these days.....I've given up on having anything posted from eBay. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I just want a working parcel shelf, not interested in a refund - seller has more for the same car listed now!Turns out though, they do offer a returns service, and I can post it back at the seller's expense..... Nice to be told that rather than just labelled a chancing cunt! timolloyd and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Blackpool and Zafira, surely? There's two over the road from us called Tiger and Diesel. Can you imagine that at Cavcraft Towers? It'd be Tigra and Veg Oil! myglaren, The Moog, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Talk talk mail service. They changed it all (read: updated it) recently and it has been utter shit ever since. Today, I can't access e-mail or anything and I am waiting for important stuff. Arses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I bought a complete set of coolant hoses for the P6 off some geezer on the P6 facebook forum 2 weeks ago for £40 quid and no sign of them.I pinged him message last week and he said, "sorry for the delay I posted them yesterday".A week later no sign of them. I knew it was a risk but thought it was one worth taking given they're half the money of a set from ebay (maybe there's a clue here). Bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fucks sake, woke up this morning and there was no power, walked into front room and squelch squelch, fishtank has cracked and there's 300 litres of water on the floor and about 50 in the tank. Rescued the fish and put them in a plastic tank then got the (thankfully industrial) Karcher wet vac out, 2 hours later the carpet is almost dry and it's 9am so off to buy a new tank and the biggest I can find is half the size and £300, had no choice really but to buy it as I've £300 quids worth of fish sat in a storage box in the garage, hopefully can get them moved into their new tank tonight. Fucking thing, that's the suspension refresh for the puma put on hold again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayMK Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fucks sake, woke up this morning and there was no power, walked into front room and squelch squelch, fishtank has cracked and there's 300 litres of water on the floor and about 50 in the tank. Rescued the fish and put them in a plastic tank then got the (thankfully industrial) Karcher wet vac out, 2 hours later the carpet is almost dry and it's 9am so off to buy a new tank and the biggest I can find is half the size and £300, had no choice really but to buy it as I've £300 quids worth of fish sat in a storage box in the garage, hopefully can get them moved into their new tank tonight. Fucking thing, that's the suspension refresh for the puma put on hold again Bugger. What sort of fish are they? That's quite an escape bid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Bugger. What sort of fish are they? That's quite an escape bid!they weren't related to Inky the octopus were they? DeeJay, Negative Creep and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Bugger. What sort of fish are they? That's quite an escape bid!Hammerhead sharks..... No not really just parrot cichlids and silver sharks RayMK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fucks sake, woke up this morning and there was no power, walked into front room and squelch squelch, fishtank has cracked and there's 300 litres of water on the floor and about 50 in the tank. Rescued the fish and put them in a plastic tank then got the (thankfully industrial) Karcher wet vac out, 2 hours later the carpet is almost dry and it's 9am so off to buy a new tank and the biggest I can find is half the size and £300, had no choice really but to buy it as I've £300 quids worth of fish sat in a storage box in the garage, hopefully can get them moved into their new tank tonight. Fucking thing, that's the suspension refresh for the puma put on hold again We have a 75l tank, and something like this is always on the back of my mind. We have laminate though, and live in a rented house so if it did go pop I couldn't just 'dry out the carpet and hope'. By the time I found it the damage would be done. Bad luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 In that case wouldn't their names be "back seat of corsa" and "nightclub toilet" I think 'bent over a Biffa bin' and 'round the back of Wetherspoons in Nelson' would be accurate. And sadly, yep spelt Porsha. fordperv, myglaren, mercrocker and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 mates dog is called diesel.a friend when i was at school had a dog called "Sargent dog licker" that was always fiddling with itself, and another friends dog was called "Fly" makes the dog we had at the time dog called "Meg" seem very tame. my mum named it, as it was not long after "the thorne birds" had been on telly. god, i'm old....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 A mate of mine named his dog (a beautiful big GSD cross) 'Stupid and she answered to it beautifully. He did get a LOT of stick from people when he walked her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Your mate sounds hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I think 'bent over a Biffa bin' and 'round the back of Wetherspoons in Nelson' would be accurate. And sadly, yep spelt Porsha. I know of someone called Samara. I guess that makes her an inadvertent AS hero AnthonyG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Only if she has a sister called Riva myglaren, doobietoo and Parky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Get lots of kids in through the hospital doors with weird names. Nevaeh is getting common (Heaven backwards shit for brains).Personal favourite: name spelt Le-a - "Naaahh it's Ledashar, Le dash a" On the dog front, family friend doesn't use "drop it" or similar with their dog. It's "buggered". "YOU'RE BUGGERED! YOU'RE BUGGERED!" Across the beaches of Wales. Lacquer Peel, myglaren and mercrocker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Portia de Rossi (Portie DeGeneres) Married to Ellen DeGeneres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Am currently sat in the theatre to see omid djalli (can't spell it) right on the front sat next to a total cunt! Stupid fucker is in his 60's but is over reacting at the warm up act, being mega loud and just shouted something that might have been racist.. Needless to say me and Mrs Shrimp have swapped places. Hope he's not like this for the rest of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Hopefully Omid will realise and destroy him for the next two hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 bloody stupid new battery charger does not work after all, so now i've got all the hassle of trying to send it back to the ebay seller. or, alternatively i could just sling it straight into the bin. why does everything i touch break/fuck up/burst into flames/all 3? xtriple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Sure it's not the battery you are trying to charge that's faulty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The world of art baffles me. Apparently this is a work of art. Er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fucking thing, that's the suspension refresh for the puma put on hold again Surely that is a job for K seal?? Jazoli 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Sure it's not the battery you are trying to charge that's faulty?this thing (which i've not seen) has 2 led lights, one for power and one for charge. when plugged in this new paper weight new charger doesn't light up at all (from what i've been told) and usually these things buzz when they are working. thi new one doesn't make a sound.... but the battery that Kerry has been trying to charge up could indeed be banjaxed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 my cats name is stupid, her sister was named fatty, the previous owners other two are called wing nut (has big ears) & chicken as its scared of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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