The grumpy thread

[Metal Guru]

12 minutes ago, Spurious said:

Is it right that a pissing fountain is pissing water over the pavement when I'm not allowed to water my plants (I'll be sneaking out with my watering can still). 

Well done Kirklees Council. 

 

Minuscule compared to what’s leaking out of pipes underground because maintenance reduces profits.

[DavieW]

1 hour ago, Metal Guru said:

Minuscule compared to what’s leaking out of pipes underground because maintenance reduces profits.

Surely, though, they should be setting an example?

[twosmoke300]

Been thinking about this - underground leaks will mainly , eventually go back into the water table won’t they ?

where as watering your lawn will mainly evaporate .

[Bren]

Crossed the A548 bridge ( to nowhere ) - backed up with traffic on the flint side. A couple of elderly part time corpses joined from the slip at Connah's Quay in a toyota. Decided that the traffic was too heavy and turned around - so badly infact I thought the driver may not have had a licence.

Then proceeded to go back down the slip towards oncoming traffic.

I really hope it was an emergency because there was a lot of traffic - 1 hr 50 to cover 44 miles.

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, DavieW said:

Surely, though, they should be setting an example?

Do as I say not as I do.

[GeorgeB]

1 hour ago, twosmoke300 said:

Been thinking about this - underground leaks will mainly , eventually go back into the water table won’t they ?

where as watering your lawn will mainly evaporate .

You need to take your thinking a bit further.

[twosmoke300]

Exeter ?

[GeorgeB]

17 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Exeter ?

As far as it takes for you to understand the water cycle.

[robinmasters]

9 minutes ago, GeorgeB said:

As far as it takes for you to understand the water cycle.

What goes up?

[MikeR]

just wondering if the first storms of the autumn will blow in the right direction for me .....  despite comments about the state of the tree nothing has been done ..

suppose a new green house and shed would not go amiss ...

[twosmoke300]

So really we all need to use the hosepipe more so it all evaporates and makes rain ?

or stop being so fucking  condescending? 

[GeorgeB]

2 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

So really we all need to use the hosepipe more so it all evaporates and makes rain ?

or stop being so fucking  condescending? 

If you are replying please use the quote button. It makes the thread easier to follow.

Have you looked up what the water cycle is?

[twosmoke300]

No I remember it from school ta. 

[fatharris]

12 minutes ago, GeorgeB said:

If you are replying please use the quote button. It makes the thread easier to follow.

Have you looked up what the water cycle is?

Have you looked up how not to be a condescending dick?

[SH1TE]

Neighbours rat sized dogs barking all evening 3 hours of it and it appears they have fooked off out and dogs living in garden recently- no point in doing anything about it - as neighbours other side no doubt will call dog warden soon enough. 

😏

 

[sdkrc]

@twosmoke300 this was my solution to the water cycle problem

[sierraman]

8 hours ago, twosmoke300 said:

So really we all need to use the hosepipe more so it all evaporates and makes rain ?

or stop being so fucking  condescending? 

Incidentally you can use the hosepipe if you have flowers less than 14 days old. 

[Metal Guru]

8 hours ago, twosmoke300 said:

So really we all need to use the hosepipe more so it all evaporates and makes rain ?

or stop being so fucking  condescending? 

Or have an extra piss everyday.

[twosmoke300]

I’m in my 40’s - I’m not sure I can piss any more times a day 😂

[AnnoyingPentium]

Just convenient that my air con has shat itself.

[chaseracer]

7 hours ago, twosmoke300 said:

I’m in my 40’s - I’m not sure I can piss any more times a day 😂

Wait until you're 56... 😉😁

[eddyramrod]

1 hour ago, chaseracer said:

Wait until you're 56... 😉😁

Or 63!  You'll wonder how you ever got through the day without having toilets to hand.

[Wack]

2 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Or 63!  You'll wonder how you ever got through the day without having toilets to hand.

It's the 30 second warning that worries me 

I need a piss , no I really need a piss , oh look a new dance , the fuck me I'm going to piss myself jig 

[Wack]

19:27 and it's still , that is all 

[omegod]

Wife is watching Grease, I've never seen such a pile of horse shit film in my life 

[Wack]

13 minutes ago, omegod said:

Wife is watching Grease, I've never seen such a pile of horse shit film in my life 

I'm guessing you're 44 years too late to the party.

It's very of its time,  1978 

 

[Pieman]

5 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Just convenient that my air con has shat itself.

Pop round to @jakebullet's place, his neighbour's got some spares.

[HillmanImp]

44 minutes ago, omegod said:

Wife is watching Grease, I've never seen such a pile of horse shit film in my life 

I must've been about 5 when I first saw it and the 'rebellious' element was intoxicating. I also well fancied the bad Olivia Newton-John,  not the 'nice' one.  I blame that,  along with Tallulah from Bugsy Malone for my bad choice in women throughout my life. 

I'd probably have been better with a Blousey Brown,  although you can find Flo Dugger Garland who played Blousey on Facebook and shes a Trump lovin,  gun toting conspiracy loon so maybe Tallulah might've been the better option,  even if she did prefer birds. 

[Joey spud]

Not sure if this is a grump or a grin.

The wife took the old Granvia in for a mot and it failed on "brake pedal anti slip provision worn".

So I cut a bit of ribbed drawer liner to shape and "Tiger Sealed" it to the pedal.

OEM fix right there.

I had the hump with this tbh it was rubber coated and still securely fixed to the pedal I was tempted to run a few lines of weld across the face of the pedal but couldn't be asked to drag the mig down from the shed.

[myglaren]

Went shopping, forgot the shopping list.  Wanted a yard broom for my son.  None in but spent sixty quid on odds and ends anyway, then Aldi, just a few bits including milk and orange juice.

Then petrol. £77.

Got home and the milk has leaked out all over the back seat.  Pressure spray and wet vac fixed that but half an hour I could have done without, then all the cardboard packaging soaked in milk.

Put everything away and watered the gardens then wondered where I had put the car key, not unusual.

Left in the car on the street