The grumpy thread

[adw1977]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

Unbefuckingleivable is the only invented word I can think of , what an utter cunt 

 

Where's a cunt in an Audi doing 110 while texting when you need one?

[Wack]

11 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

Where's a cunt in an Audi doing 110 while texting when you need one?

That's what I was waiting for , a high speed shunt and him flying through the air leaving an arc of piss in the headlight beam 

[Mally]

15 hours ago, myglaren said:

Just a moan but open to suggestions.
Daughter had a new clutch fitted a few weeks back old one slipping.   After a bit she said it smelled of burning (the old one had too.
Took it back, presuming a dud release bearing.
It was the flywheel that had worn in the middle, leaving a narrow contact area around the circumference.
Unfortunately the garage owner went to India* the day I took it in. Dropped in a couple of days later and they showed me the flywheel and they were attempting to get a scrapyard replacement, which has proved to be difficult, the one thy did manage to get was too big.
Renault list them but can't supply them.   NFP.
Mister Auto seems to have some but probably not the right one, prices between £300 & £700 

Spoke to the garage owner, back from India and he has asked if I know of anyone who can skim the old clutch. I do know of one workshop near here, will try and contact them but have an unmissable appointment tomorrow, another day down the drain.
She is getting a bit agitated now, into the third week. At least she has a car from work.

 

*not Indian.

Should be able to skim the flywheel no problem, unless it has massive grooves in it. Quite common for racing, we've had a few done.

If it had massive grooves they should have seen it in the first place.

[myglaren]

No grooves, just a very slight raised bit on the outer approx 1cm circumference.

 

Thanks for the advice.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

12 hours ago, Wack said:

Unbefuckingleivable is the only invented word I can think of , what an utter cunt 

 

Drives a Nissan Joke. 

[chaseracer]

Pissed too, going by the body language...

[somewhatfoolish]

Naah, performance anxiety.

[rusty_vw_man]

FFS, listening to a Spotify playlist and found myself really enjoying a song, only to find it was by overly earnest, serially irritating middle of the road whinge rockers Coldplay.....

 

[Rovorsche]

Today I am annoyed by procrastination.

If I hadnt decided to ignore that midly irritating tap since I changed the oil because the fucking picky car needs a different grade to stop it ticking when cold and its  pissing wet and below zero and excuse after excuse.....

Well, i wouldn't be sitting for a big yellow taxi an wondering where I put my spark plug thread repair kit.

 

After all, why do today what can be left to bite you on the arse tomorrow?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, rusty_vw_man said:

FFS, listening to a Spotify playlist and found myself really enjoying a song, only to find it was by overly earnest, serially irritating middle of the road whinge rock Coldplay.....

Could have been worse. Could have been Mumford & Sons....

[320touring]

2 hours ago, rusty_vw_man said:

FFS, listening to a Spotify playlist and found myself really enjoying a song, only to find it was by overly earnest, serially irritating middle of the road whinge rock Coldplay.....

 

Hand in your card and leave

[Cavcraft]

After a series of stupid questions, the final straw was 'were is Cheshire is it by bit of wales or somewere else' . Before I had the chance to leave the conversation, he'd sent me some random 'funny* video clip. This from a bloke who looks like he's probably in his sixties.

 

There's another fella who asked about a cycle was selling a few years ago and without fail every Christmas he sends me a random animated GIF thing. Harmless, but completely doolally.  

[Pieman]

This is why I never sell things online.  I'd rather just sling it in the car and take it to the tip than deal with the dickheads of this country.

[Bren]

Ebay sellers. Ordered gear oil nov 5th for delivery 8/9th.

Arrived on the 19th. Refused to accept. Opened a case and eventually got refund. Lots of bad feedback for - you can guess - stuff arriving late or not at all. Should have read this first.

Won a sci fi collectable from a certain Gerry Anderson series - packing consisted of being wrapped in brown paper. Periscope and engine broken off.

For fucks sake.

[beko1987]

3 minutes ago, Bren said:

Ebay sellers. Ordered gear oil nov 5th for delivery 8/9th.

Arrived on the 19th. Refused to accept. Opened a case and eventually got refund. Lots of bad feedback for - you can guess - stuff arriving late or not at all. Should have read this first.

Won a sci fi collectable from a certain Gerry Anderson series - packing consisted of being wrapped in brown paper. Periscope and engine broken off.

For fucks sake.

I'm waiting for 2 parts for a Miele that will give me £110ish, thought it would all arrive yesterday, nope. Today, nope... I'm running out of money, ruddy hermes/yodel,royal mail 2nd class

[iainrcz]

After a couple of days of them moving in, I have a sneaking suspicion my new nextdoor neighbours are going to be knobs.

 

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[barefoot]

'Flappy paddles' - I've just seen it used again in an ad for a Smart roadster.

I have no experience of using them, I just think that Clarkson is a cock and that people shouldn't encourage him by continued usage of the expression.

[Mally]

I'm deaf today.

I'm always deaf in one ear and wear a hearing aid in the other, I get ear  infections or wax build up which cocks up the hearing aid.

Today wax. Am using Olive Oil drops which will shift it in a day or two with a bit of luck.

Worst its been for ages though.

Phone keeps ringing, only know because the lights flashing.

I pick it up, and say I presume you are selling, but I'm totally deaf, If it's important ring me back and I'll get my next door neighbour to talk to you. 

They never ring back,

[plasticvandan]

Been let go from the job I started last month today,for being "over qualified" fuxsakes

[High Jetter]

Scared rabbits who tap their brakes every time a car comes towards them in the dark. In town, 30mph, streetlights on. Oh, and now I've started, idiots who sit in traffic queues with their foot firmly planted on the brakes so their 50,000 brake LED's blind anyone behind them. You'd think handbrakes had never been invented.

[108]

1 hour ago, Mally said:

I'm deaf today.

I'm always deaf in one ear and wear a hearing aid in the other, I get ear  infections or wax build up which cocks up the hearing aid.

Today wax. Am using Olive Oil drops which will shift it in a day or two with a bit of luck.

Worst its been for ages though.

Phone keeps ringing, only know because the lights flashing.

I pick it up, and say I presume you are selling, but I'm totally deaf, If it's important ring me back and I'll get my next door neighbour to talk to you. 

They never ring back,

Not liked for the deafness, but for the call answer. I must remember that the next time the bank ring, looking for a kidney. 

[beko1987]

3 hours ago, iainrcz said:

After a couple of days of them moving in, I have a sneaking suspicion my new nextdoor neighbours are going to be knobs.

 

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Quick, out-knob them and get your dominance in first! 

[Supernaut]

5 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Quick, show your dominance and get your knob out first! 

I presume that's what you meant to say.

[Cavcraft]

It appears I need to open a zero percent interest finance department and a charity of some sort.

[richardmorris]

3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

It appears I need to open a zero percent interest finance department and a charity of some sort.

Same at work. Can you just send us our samples back? Yes of course send us the purchase order for the money and I’ll send them today. Oh, why do you need money? Aghhh.

[iainrcz]

Quick, out-knob them and get your dominance in first! 

To prove my point, and this is absolutely 100% real. About 4pm this afternoon,
The woman parked her Citroen c1 outside on the road.
30 seconds later it rolls away down the road followed by her legging it like Linford Christie. Fucking brilliant.

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[somewhatfoolish]

 

Michael Crawford and Michelle Dotrice have moved in?

[LostnotFound]

3 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Scared rabbits who tap their brakes every time a car comes towards them in the dark. In town, 30mph, streetlights on. Oh, and now I've started, idiots who sit in traffic queues with their foot firmly planted on the brakes so their 50,000 brake LED's blind anyone behind them. You'd think handbrakes had never been invented.

 

This X 1000

If they can invent a car that can drive itself, why can't the car just lower the intensity of the brake lights if they're on while stationary and the parking sensors can detect something behind it?

 

Of course once I'm in charge, I'll just ban all automatics, I get they are great and all that but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to mae to cut out this sort of nonsense.

[Garythesnail]

10 minutes ago, LostnotFound said:

I'll just ban all automatics

Speechless . . . . .?

 

Right about the brakelights though

[iainrcz]

Another grump, If I may be so brave.

My security camera has gone ape shit, so that's me up a ladder tomorrow taking the little Chinese bastard down to sort it.

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