BorniteIdentity Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 3 hours ago, EssDeeWon said: Sky fckin Sports. "Its a festive weekend with all the trimmings" No. its the end of bloody NOVEMBER!!! First weekend of advent. Even Christian types see it as Christmas Time now ? The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 5 hours ago, New POD said: I was offered a job/contract this last week. Provisional offer says Ltd company rate. I provisionally accepted pending contract being acceptable. Comes back with that they are checking because hiring manager thinks it's inside IR35. If this is the case the reduced income due to more tax is not the issue. My limited company has been employing my wife (who has ME) to do the books which has paid her National insurance stamp, ensuring she'll get a pension. And it has been paying into a pension for her. I will have to wind the company up. It's just loads of hassle. I might end up winding up the company with it owing the HMRC money if I'm not careful. And this is all because of the changes to regulations in April which have loads of companies who employ contractors and freelancers on temporary contracts. It looks like there's not much else out there due to this and the brexshite effect, so don't know if this is a temporary blip or whether it's all going this way forever. I'll be talking with my accountant on Monday. I think my “engager” and I have agreed on mixing my role up sufficiently so as to swerve IR35. My industry (broadcasting) is full of hidden employment - I was interviewed by HMRC 12 years ago about it, and they weren’t happy then. I’m not adverse to ‘going straight’ - and don’t operate as a service company to dodge tax. I really really value working for myself, being my own boss and working with a few clients concurrently. I can’t help with any advice, sadly - especially your wife’s NI contributions. It doesn’t sound great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 4 hours ago, vulgalour said: Bum. Oh jeez. Condolences... what happened? MikeR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafsprung Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 23 hours ago, twosmoke300 said: What age of car ? Newer stuff you shouldn’t be able to put derv in a petrol 2016 VW Up. Bills to prove it fitted, as above. Clearly didn't bat a eyelid when filling either so it can't even have been an awkward /tight fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Must have rested it in the neck and fire hosed it in ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Bollocks. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk myglaren and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Superglue job? Or solvent? jumpingjehovahs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 On 11/30/2019 at 11:08 AM, New POD said: I was offered a job/contract this last week. Provisional offer says Ltd company rate. I provisionally accepted pending contract being acceptable. Comes back with that they are checking because hiring manager thinks it's inside IR35. If this is the case the reduced income due to more tax is not the issue. My limited company has been employing my wife (who has ME) to do the books which has paid her National insurance stamp, ensuring she'll get a pension. And it has been paying into a pension for her. I will have to wind the company up. It's just loads of hassle. I might end up winding up the company with it owing the HMRC money if I'm not careful. And this is all because of the changes to regulations in April which have loads of companies who employ contractors and freelancers on temporary contracts. It looks like there's not much else out there due to this and the brexshite effect, so don't know if this is a temporary blip or whether it's all going this way forever. I'll be talking with my accountant on Monday. How long is the contract? If the end date is before April 6 they shouldn’t be making a status determination, you should. Obviously if it’s inside, it’s inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty_vw_man Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Why does everything on a semi-modern car have to be made of plastic? I look after my next door neighbours Mk1 Citroen C3 for her. Complaints of a wiper that now only limply clears the rear number plate was traced to the tiny splined ferrule having parted ways with the plastic wiper arm. What was wrong with a metal arm, that way I could just have cleaned up the splines and it would now be fixed? But no, saving 28p and 3g of weight was clearly more critical to Citroen’s designers*. Felt slightly less peeved when I found the new one was only £8, including a new wiper blade as well. Given it’s sold as OEM style (nice wording eBay vendor) I’m sure it will be excellent* and long lasting*...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBJ Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 27 minutes ago, rusty_vw_man said: Why does everything on a semi-modern car have to be made of plastic? I look after my next door neighbours Mk1 Citroen C3 for her. Complaints of a wiper that now only limply clears the rear number plate was traced to the tiny splined ferrule having parted ways with the plastic wiper arm. What was wrong with a metal arm, that way I could just have cleaned up the splines and it would now be fixed? But no, saving 28p and 3g of weight was clearly more critical to Citroen’s designers*. Felt slightly less peeved when I found the new one was only £8, including a new wiper blade as well. Given it’s sold as OEM style (nice wording eBay vendor) I’m sure it will be excellent* and long lasting*...... Rear number plate wipers? Is it an MOT failure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 How long have people been asking top money for cars with issues? ABS lights/ wheel bearings/noisy clutches are not cheap so please reflect this in the price. Otherwise you have a garden ornament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty_vw_man Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, GBJ said: Rear number plate wipers? Is it an MOT failure? May have phrased that badly - it’s supposed to wipe the rear screen, but due to new limpness only now wipes the number plate.... somewhatfoolish, paulplom and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Superglue job? Or solvent? That’s my first port of call with some kind of splint. I dread to think what a dreamer charges for a new stalk Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 In this wonderful age of technology, how come nobody has invented a device that sends varying degrees of electrical shocks to people via their computer? Maybe starting with a cheeky little 15 volter for asking 'WERE R U M8' when you've already stated it on your advert, right up to 35,000 fucking megatron watts right in the knackers to someone who asks a series of less and less understandable messages, culminating into what looks like an 6 week old hedgehog on acid has fallen onto a keyboard and pressed 'send'. shedenvy, Spiny Norman, HarmonicCheeseburger and 7 others 6 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty_vw_man Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: In this wonderful age of technology, how come nobody has invented a device that sends varying degrees of electrical shocks to people via their computer? Maybe starting with a cheeky little 15 volter for asking 'WERE R U M8' when you've already stated it on your advert, right up to 35,000 fucking megatron watts right in the knackers to someone who asks a series of less and less understandable messages, culminating into what looks like an 6 week old hedgehog on acid has fallen onto a keyboard and pressed 'send'. M8 is dis grump still 4 sale? 2nite 20 cash yeah? chodweaver and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Kiltox said: How long is the contract? If the end date is before April 6 they shouldn’t be making a status determination, you should. Obviously if it’s inside, it’s inside. 12 months. Might suggest, that they make it until April, and suggest changes to working practise. I don't do being micro managed, so there are other issues other than tax that concern me a little. I like not being an employee, because it allows me a certain level of autonomy on how I do the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Got up to make a cuppa, yawned and my front tooth fell out! It had been a tad loose for a while, but not that loose... It's a reet bugger this getting old lark, things falling apart and now, dropping out without prior notice. Just phoned a guy not far away and he's gonna have a look at sticking it back in, cement and a bit of plaster, possibly a few wood screws and it'll last e thru Christmas... I hope! paulplom and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, xtriple said: Got up to make a cuppa, yawned and my front tooth fell out! It had been a tad loose for a while, but not that loose... It's a reet bugger this getting old lark, things falling apart and now, dropping out without prior notice. Just phoned a guy not far away and he's gonna have a look at sticking it back in, cement and a bit of plaster, possibly a few wood screws and it'll last e thru Christmas... I hope! Bit of Aldilidle superglue and you will be reyt mate. DIY for under a pound. Just stay off the pork scratchings and don't yawn. Sorted. myglaren and xtriple 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, xtriple said: Got up to make a cuppa, yawned and my front tooth fell out! It had been a tad loose for a while, but not that loose... It's a reet bugger this getting old lark, things falling apart and now, dropping out without prior notice.... If it's any consolation, you've only lost the one. I've had two of my back teeth drop out - no blood or anything. Mind you, I think it might be my liking for wine over several years which might have contributed in no small way to the deterioration.... xtriple and stonedagain 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Oh FFS... Just came downstairs from a shower to hear *drip...drip...drip...drip...* from the utility room. Where the heck is that coming from? Sadly the apparent source is somewhere under or behind the en suite shower...which has all been tiled in with no access provision by the prior owner of the house. There goes the rest of my afternoon then. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 The fucking wheelie bin hasn’t been collected again!! Everyone else’s has, (including the neighbour’s bin which I took down at the same time). That’s 3 weeks now ours hasn’t been emptied. Ive noticed on the route that loads of black bags haven’t been collected, normally they’ll take these even though they’re only meant to empty the wheelie bins but recently they’ve stopped taking them. Maybe they have a new team on who are applying the rules exactly/being awkward bastards/useless tossers (delete as applicable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lankytim said: The fucking wheelie bin hasn’t been collected again!! Everyone else’s has, (including the neighbour’s bin which I took down at the same time). That’s 3 weeks now ours hasn’t been emptied. Ive noticed on the route that loads of black bags haven’t been collected, normally they’ll take these even though they’re only meant to empty the wheelie bins but recently they’ve stopped taking them. Maybe they have a new team on who are applying the rules exactly/being awkward bastards/useless tossers (delete as applicable) I have always believed that councils and contractors are trying to slowly creep towards one bin collection per month, and then one every six weeks after that. In other news, Barnet Council won't be collecting the green bin/garden waste again until Spring..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Lankytim said: The fucking wheelie bin hasn’t been collected again!! Everyone else’s has, (including the neighbour’s bin which I took down at the same time). That’s 3 weeks now ours hasn’t been emptied. Ive noticed on the route that loads of black bags haven’t been collected, normally they’ll take these even though they’re only meant to empty the wheelie bins but recently they’ve stopped taking them. Maybe they have a new team on who are applying the rules exactly/being awkward bastards/useless tossers (delete as applicable) My daughter's wasn't emptied a couple of months ago. She phoned to ask why and they said unsuitable items in it. Some bugger had slung a load of crap in her bin - in plastic bags. I unloaded the bin, burned a lot of the stuff in her incinerator, crushed the rest and it was only 1/4 full when I had finished. Perhaps someone has dumped stuff in yours that they don't look the look of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, myglaren said: My daughter's wasn't emptied a couple of months ago. She phoned to ask why and they said unsuitable items in it. Some bugger had slung a load of crap in her bin - in plastic bags. I unloaded the bin, burned a lot of the stuff in her incinerator, crushed the rest and it was only 1/4 full when I had finished. Perhaps someone has dumped stuff in yours that they don't look the look of. It's possible, but they leave an official looking note on the side saying why they haven't collected it. Nothing left in this case. I've been in touch with the council who have reported back saying that all bins were out and all have been emptied. I can't imagine i'm going to get any sort of good result out of this and will just have to wait another week. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just a moan but open to suggestions.Daughter had a new clutch fitted a few weeks back old one slipping. After a bit she said it smelled of burning (the old one had too.Took it back, presuming a dud release bearing.It was the flywheel that had worn in the middle, leaving a narrow contact area around the circumference.Unfortunately the garage owner went to India* the day I took it in. Dropped in a couple of days later and they showed me the flywheel and they were attempting to get a scrapyard replacement, which has proved to be difficult, the one thy did manage to get was too big.Renault list them but can't supply them. NFP.Mister Auto seems to have some but probably not the right one, prices between £300 & £700 Spoke to the garage owner, back from India and he has asked if I know of anyone who can skim the old clutch. I do know of one workshop near here, will try and contact them but have an unmissable appointment tomorrow, another day down the drain.She is getting a bit agitated now, into the third week. At least she has a car from work. *not Indian. Lankytim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 7 hours ago, xtriple said: Got up to make a cuppa, yawned and my front tooth fell out! It had been a tad loose for a while, but not that loose... It's a reet bugger this getting old lark, things falling apart and now, dropping out without prior notice. Just phoned a guy not far away and he's gonna have a look at sticking it back in, cement and a bit of plaster, possibly a few wood screws and it'll last e thru Christmas... I hope! Could be worse, you could unwittingly have won a Vauxhall. Oh..... stonedagain, Stevebrookman, xtriple and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 My grump is a first world problem. I usually work afternoons only, but had to get to work at the criminally unheard of time of 10.15am to attend a mandatory training session. So not only was I dazed and confused getting up at (to me) silly o'clock (I normally fall out of my bed at around 10.30), I then had to clear up my cat's toilet explosions during the night which naturally evaded the litter tray, then I had to defrost the 620, which steadfastedly refused to even let me put the key in the door lock. Then driving into work, the low sun burned holes in my retinas. Understandably my retort to my colleague's cheery good morning was a firm but fair 'Fuck off'. stonedagain, paulplom, robinmasters and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just been in getting the new tyres fitted to the Xantia...while this was being done I had a look around. She also needs front pads soon, the exhaust has somehow escaped the rearmost hanger, and one of the rear discs is knackered (looks like the calipers are doing the dodgy alignment thing they're fond of on Xantias). So that's probably going to be another hundred quid on the bill from BL later in the week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Unbefuckingleivable is the only invented word I can think of , what an utter cunt myglaren, paulplom and adw1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 To put my tooth to bed, Vision dental lab sorted out a new tooth onto my plate in two hours. Cost £40 but so what at least it filled the gap But, the cold weather has absolutely killed me today, my AS does not like cold weather and by the crin, it really didn't like today. Absolute bloody agony. Got home, tired and my left shoulder feels like its going to explode so many many Paracetamol (to go with the constant Fentanyl) and then a dose of morphine cos it just wasn't shifting it. This is the first really cold day (and by 'up North' standards, mid summer) so I am not looking forward to the next few months. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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