eBay tat volume 3.

[RoadworkUK]

He was trying to photograph the 5 Series in the background.

[Cavcraft]

Even more disappointing about that 205 is the fact the Great Talbot cloth worms haven't eaten the interior yet.

[cort16]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-520i-SE-e34-auto-Amazing-History-ex-St-Andrews-R-A-Long-MOT-May-swap-p-ex-/182279278976?hash=item2a70b11180:g:l5QAAOSwAuZX1scN

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just done a keyword search for STUNNING, here are some results:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-1-2-8v-Active-1own-56K-LOOKS-STUNNING-IN-BLACK-/302054420433

 

Completely forgettable Punto with pound shop trimz - LOOKS STUNNING IN BLACK

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STUNNING-LOOKING-WELL-CARED-ROVER-45-iE-AC-5-SPEED-LUXURY-SEDAN-NO-RESERVE-/201655249280

 

Not-at-all pretentious wannabe dealer 'Distinctive-Marques' is selling this 'STUNNING LUXURY SEDAN' lower-mid-spec Rover 45 Hatch with just 108k on the clock, off his driveway for a mere £900. STUNNING!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PINK-CONVERTIBLE-Vauxhall-Astra-1997-/222243554384

 

What self-respecting air-headed gyppo bint wouldnt want to be seen in this STUNNING pink astra with retrimmed seats and custom tide mark?

 

 

pink love hearts on the back seats with matching hand break and gear trim and doors .   pink seat belts,  pink stereo  ,  alloy wheels

STUNNING !

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-JAGUAR-X-TYPE-V6-SPORT-17-ALLOYS-GREAT-LOOKING-CAR-/322257809430

 

Good heavens!! Thats attractive!!!

 

 

READ THE LISTING FOR MORE INFORMATION

 

Wow thanks for that brilliant tip, I could have missed out if I had not known to read the text that my eyes are actually pointing at now

 

 

IT NEEDS A REAR NEARSIDE WHEEL BEARING AND THE SEALS ON THE POWER STEERING PUMP NEED REPLACING DUE TO IT JUDDERING WHEN PARKING ONLY (COMMON FAULT) A NEW PUMP IS £40-70

 

Just STUNNING

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Toledo-2002-Spares-or-repairs-/262613449875

 

 

stunning alloy wheels,these are DOTZ 17" porsche replicas these do need a tidy up though but were purchased at £948

 

Money well spent - they are 100% STUNNING! Has he got them on the wrong side of the car though? They look like theyre going to be turning the wrong way to me. Still STUNNING obvs.

 

I could go on, etc

[Coprolalia]

Two tone beige VDP Princess.

 

 

 

 

Failed it's MOT, but comes with a hydrolastic pump, so it's got that going for it...

Reserve is £600 apparently

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331964877016?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

Cruise those mean Slough streets, pickin up the bitches

 

 

 

But seriously, who was after a shite cabrio?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222245168842?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Cavcraft]

'Been jockeyed round the yard a bit'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-van-swb-3-months-mot-drives-well-/131937247332?hash=item1eb812a064:g:ek4AAOSwgmJX1wh2

 

 

This would probably do me, but I've sort of jiazzed my amazing* cash reserves on a Saxo and a motorbike and clever things like ale.

[Coprolalia]

Billy?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112129655950?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Cavcraft]

 

 

WHOOSH! £175/best offer, Manchester. Still MOT'd (18 days or so) but they don't even know if it runs or owt.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

If I'm not mistaken that CF has the worlds worst diesel engine, 2.3 NA Opel OHV effort, if so it will be maxed out towing 75 kg at 30mph

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-mk-2-1-6l-classic-car-/162200502677?hash=item25c3e74195:g:bBIAAOSwFdtX1vsr

[Coprolalia]

I've discovered a new disease. It appears to only incapacitate the elderly owners of ZX XUD Advantages. You'll find the case report in this months British Journal of Chod

 

 

£122  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152236766724?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

£200 BIN! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201664607949?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

I include this XUD 205 only because of the Tabac interior, and because it looks cleaner than the Pope's tighty-whiteys

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162192876248?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-spares-repair-Low-mileage-2-0-16v-F4R-engine-ideal-for-Clio-/112124349626

 

Cheap espace 2.0 pez in the parts dept, looks a decent prospect TBH

[face]

 

 

 

.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-ROVER-75-CONNOISSEUR-CDT-TOURER-BLUE-/222248301185?hash=item33bf07f281:g:BxMAAOSwGtRX1wRH

Thanks and well done. I did fucking laugh!

[Coprolalia]

I imagine this would be a nice way to smoke ragamuffins at the school crossing

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322255878334?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

Edit:

 

 

After around half an hour driving, the expansion tank overheats and releases coolant

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Campervan-/172334463888

 

How flippin clean does this look? Its had a mega lame 'camper conversion' but you could easy rip that out and burn it. 1.7 petrol engine too. Major league WANT!

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182276110434?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-1994-PEUGEOT-205-DT-RED-GREAT-POTENTIAL-GTi-INTERIOR-WHEELS-/162200413096?hash=item25c3e5e3a8:g:BG0AAOSwMgdX1uvc

 

 

I would.

[Coprolalia]

 

 

 

1.8 LTR ENGINE WITH 5 SPEED MANUAL GEARBOX.

I TOOK THIS IN PART EXCHANGE ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO AND HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT SINCE.

THE LAST MOT EXPIRED 2013.

 

£395 BIN,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122126088235?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

These have gone way out of shite territory I fear

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/391554143461?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Junkman]

Yabba Dabba Fucking Doo!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOVABLE-FLINSTONE-CAR-RARE-FULL-SIZE-GARDEN-STRUCTURE-4-SEAT-ROLLERS-HORN/371734529924

 

 

UNUSUAL GARDEN  STRUCTURE

 

A bit like my W108.

[Cavcraft]

Superbly thought out rear end arrangement, but a possible intro into going back in time and un-Hiabing A60s from the side of the road.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cargo-with-atlas-crane-spares-export-scrap-/302071030678?hash=item4654d62396:g:Oz8AAOSwFe5X1tXf

[Coprolalia]

"-What do you fancy for your coupe resto mate? Full respray? Blow-over?

-Nah mate, I went down Early Learning Centre for some stencils and mashed that bitch up.

-Masked that bitch up?

-Nah mate, only fools mask or prep, loljokesetcetc"

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252532736274?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Cavcraft]

Help! Help! I'm being attacked by a hat eating woodpecker. Nissan for sale, MOT November ending

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-almera-activ-/272373724690?hash=item3f6abd3612:g:GE0AAOSwi0RX1sNJ

[Coprolalia]

Been in conversation with my good lady, and once I've finished renovating the house these are on the shopping list for her.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122120112470?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182273920136?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

_{Princess Anne}

[AMC Rebel]

[mouseflakes]

At £450, this looks appallingly bad value given that the engine's borked.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-replacement-parts/spares-or-repair-peugeot-306-diesel/1187473922

But it's Bermuda Blue!!!
 

[RoadworkUK]

Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere.

 

I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented:

 

 

"PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN"

 

"WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING"

 

"HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING"

 

"WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY"

 

MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO

 

 

ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.

HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR

 

MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction

 

 

MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE).

 

Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400.  So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration.  Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75.  The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back.  Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control.  All engines are willing, even the 1.4i.

 

Oh my fucking God.

 

Edit: Until recently, every bit of feedback for DISTINCTIVE MARQUES is from their previous specialism in extremely prestigious trainers and handbags.

[Cavcraft]

Pretty grim looking veg muncher but only £250 with MOT until bonfire night

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-525-tds-estate-/182279676990?hash=item2a70b7243e:g:B50AAOSwFdtX1aEa