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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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I commented on a dash camera video on Youtube:

"James S cuts the junction and has the audacity to beep at someone else"

Half wit - "Because he was pulled out on"

"Yes, I saw. I watched the video"

Half wit - "So that's why he beeped isn't it 🙄"

"I'm not sure you got my point"

Half wit  - "don't think you did either Old Timer"

 

I'll leave it there I think.

 

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6 hours ago, iainrcz said:

I commented on a dash camera video on Youtube:

"James S cuts the junction and has the audacity to beep at someone else"

Half wit - "Because he was pulled out on"

"Yes, I saw. I watched the video"

Half wit - "So that's why he beeped isn't it 🙄"

"I'm not sure you got my point"

Half wit  - "don't think you did either Old Timer"

 

I'll leave it there I think.

 

They know best , they've been playstation driving since they were 6 

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5 minutes ago, Datsuncog said:

Blue Peter's really come up a notch since the old days.

Never mind a toilet-roll desk tidy, SCIROCCO DTM KIT YO.

But do ask an adult to help you.

This fella could do with some help, I think...

He's applied insulating foam using a cardboard mold , the foam is applied over the sticky tape which he appears to have left on the car so I assume the durability of the 'bodykit' is reliant on the stickiness of the masking tape at 70mph 

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31 minutes ago, Wack said:

He's applied insulating foam using a cardboard mold , the foam is applied over the sticky tape which he appears to have left on the car so I assume the durability of the 'bodykit' is reliant on the stickiness of the masking tape at 70mph 

Watched another , he's using the foam as a mold to apply fibreglass over them removing it when he's made the bodykit 

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I am currently 13 hours into a 22 hour shift! :-( I started at 0800 this morning in the office, joined the boat this afternoon and will be working 1800 to 0600 for the next couple of weeks or so. Why is this a grin? I usually work on a 6 month contract (zero hours) and yesterday I reminded my agency my contract had run out at the end of August. They responded today with a new contract, expiring at the end of December 2024 and threw in a nice 15% pay rise without me asking! The icing on the cake is my first roffle win on here! :-) 

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On 9/4/2022 at 5:58 PM, Wack said:

Building a camper isn't as easy as it looks 

Fuck me 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNTwLaps/

She's been at that thing for months, probably been seeing it popup for a year now. And it still doesn't look any different!

Seriously cannot begin to comprehend what goes through someone's brain to make them cut out a structural beam when there's adequate space of just panel SIX INCHES forward!!

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(Ignore the play button, it's a screenshot ;) )

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8 hours ago, Wack said:

But it's a range rover,  how can this have happened 

I think on my next renewal there're going to be new clauses added to the , you are not insured at the nurburgring  line to include Rufford ford 

There must be hundreds knackered by now 

 

I love it when Range Rovers and other very expensive 4x4s fail here because their owners have no idea what they are doing.

Which makes me ask, how do people that stupid get the money for such cars?

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wheeler dealers theyre going over previous usa episodes 

he was at the pacer ladys house and keop saying eccentric/out there (she had funny coloured hair - he can slag noone fuggin blimp)

cant have been that crazy parked behind the amc - gt 86 :D

you might look daft - you mostly wont be :D

brewer has ALWAYS been a bellend

 

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3 minutes ago, hairnet said:

wheeler dealers theyre going over previous usa episodes 

he was at the pacer ladys house and keop saying eccentric/out there (she had funny coloured hair - he can slag noone fuggin blimp)

cant have been that crazy parked behind the amc - gt 86 :D

you might look daft - you mostly wont be :D

brewer has ALWAYS been a bellend

 

I was at the nec vlasdic show a few years ago,  he was hosting something , an auction maybe. He was sweating that much I thought he was going to keel over .

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On 9/8/2022 at 5:21 PM, Wack said:

But it's a range rover,  how can this have happened 

I think on my next renewal there're going to be new clauses added to the , you are not insured at the nurburgring  line to include Rufford ford 

There must be hundreds knackered by now 

 

How do dickheads like this stand as far as insurance, I would hope they are not covered. Surely they should pay for the rebuild themselves 🤔

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3 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

How do dickheads like this stand as far as insurance, I would hope they are not covered. Surely they should pay for the rebuild themselves 🤔

https://www.landrover.com/ownership/4x4-off-road-driving-tips/off-road/water-driving.html

 

Considering it's in the manual how and how not to go through water... I would say it's on them for incompetence and misuse.

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Had the boy out for the first time yesterday. He's had half a dozen lessons with an instructor. Fuck me what a nerve wracking experience. Fuck alton towers and the like if your an adrenaline junky. I pleased the hand brake was shit hot. Not helped by going out at rush hour.

I have a new found respect for driving instructors.

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Bonus goofy grin.

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1 hour ago, paulplom said:

Had the boy out for the first time yesterday. He's had half a dozen lessons with an instructor. Fuck me what a nerve wracking experience. Fuck alton towers and the like if your an adrenaline junky. I pleased the hand brake was shit hot. Not helped by going out at rush hour.

I have a new found respect for driving instructors.

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Bonus goofy grin.

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I'll be doing it again in December when N02 son turns 17.

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