What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[cobblers]

Out again! Walked an hour from home, got a train to Edale, walked 3 hours up a hill and here we are. Not a soul for miles. 

[Three Speed]

3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

I always thought the earlier bikes had more go than the later ones.  I had a '77 (I think) C90 as my main transport for a while when I was a student - that thing bloody flew.

I had a '76 C90 as student transport. Could get the speedo off the scale (lying prone!). Great bike. But boring - never went wrong. So I sold it and got a '66 Bantam. Much more "interesting". 

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

Out again! Walked an hour from home, got a train to Edale, walked 3 hours up a hill and here we are. Not a soul for miles. 

Decades since I’ve been walking in Edale, stunning view.

[Datsuncog]

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

I had a '77 (I think) C90 as my main transport for a while when I was a student - that thing bloody flew.

 

1 hour ago, Three Speed said:

I had a '76 C90 as student transport. Could get the speedo off the scale (lying prone!). Great bike.

Well, the C50 was well known* for being able to crack 150 on a windy day, so no doubt the C90 was even faster.

*As per the song...

 

[MikeR]

1. The meters under the stairs have stopped spinning , son has moved into his flat .

2. Got the house to my self , and the telly 

3. Bought beer without getting earache 

4. Found my old badge hat down the back of the cupboard , must of been there for years ..  it's getting a wash now !!

[Rust Collector]

It’s been a pretty bad couple of weeks for me lately, one of my closest friends died unexpectedly just over a week ago which was pretty devastating and is taking time to process. Then this last week, my older dog Vito was getting increasingly more ill day by day which culminated in multiple vet visits and then surgery Friday. We were warned that depending on what they found, it may be the case that we would have to make the decision not to wake him back up. When I had left him for tests that morning, I didn’t realise it was potentially the last time I’d see him alive.

After a bit of processing and deliberation, I’ve decided both these things belong here, despite the tears and pain.

The last two things I did with my mate were to get the boat running and take it out together, and then visit him to borrow a drill on the Saturday before he died and also have a good chat. I was in a foul mood that day before I saw him (my koi had died after the pond pump shit itself and I didn’t notice in time), but seeing him cheered me up and my last words in person to him were ‘I’m really glad to have come and seen you mate, it’s really cheered me up for us to chat’. I’m incredibly upset that he’s no longer here with us, and that he will never see fruition of the planned projects we had, or see my baby when it’s born next month. I don’t think I could have left things any better with him though, and I take a lot reassurance and peace from that.

On to Vito then… after a week of misery for all involved and genuinely believing I was losing him, he’s now back home with us

He’s still not quite himself, but he’s improving all the time and the vet expects a full recovery. At 10 years old I was worried we wouldn’t get him back from surgery, but 24 hours after the operation he was getting in the car and coming home. The puppy is even doing her bit and calmly keeping him company - I was expecting to have to keep them separated.

Even though things have been really difficult lately, I’m still incredibly grateful for the way I left things with my friend and that I’ve got my dog back here with me safely.

[Andyrew]

Good friend. 

Want a fly press before it goes in the skip? 

Sure.  Shoe for scale! 

Madness!

[Andyrew]

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[Wack]

Somebody sent me this today , it was for sale , not sure those doors are approved for road use 

[808 Estate]

[Remspoor]

[somewhatfoolish]

 

[andy18s]

[Metal Guru]

7 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

 

Is that Olive from on the buses?

[wuvvum]

6 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Is that Olive from on the buses?

No, I think it's Tony Blair.

[Wack]

It's the way he looks at the door , like it'll be OK 

 

[Saabnut]

Wot U Lookin at???

 

[wuvvum]

 

[HillmanImp]

On the subject of North Korea. 

 

[reb]

[MikeR]

cock up of the  week , the end of the M58 where it joins the M6 ....  the big on the road writing section

the left hand lane which goes to M6 south was marked up M6 North .....

and

the right lane which goes to M6 North was marked up M6 South ...

it had a few people confused ...

bet some ones bits got felt ..

[Low Horatio gearbox]

Did the morning school run  in the Mustang.  The sun came out in the way home and I turned the soundtrack up to 15 mpg

[meggersdog]

Had a car in today ,engine running, bonnet up, turned the wheel on full lock and fluid is sprayed onto the windscreen. We are not  supposed to remove caps but seeing as it looked like power steering fluid all over the drivers side of the windscreen I had a look. The reservior was filled to the brim and the excess fluid had nowhere to go except out of the cap. 

This car now has a dangerous failure on it's history stating "some idiot has over filled the power steering reservior " .  I may get in trouble but if you do stupid , dangerous things you deserve to be called an idiot.

[richardmorris]

2 minutes ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

I’ve not been to Edinburgh but if that’s the best they can do…..

[hairnet]

booked a gig for week on friday

happened to look at a list for a gig that i was planning for november

theyre only two hours from the friday gig on saturday in a part of the country ive not been to for aaaaaaages

woop

ps fuck medical

[Sheefag]

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

Skills based matchmaking.

Every cloud…..

[Remspoor]

19 hours ago, Low Horatio gearbox said:

Did the morning school run  in the Mustang.  The sun came out in the way home and I turned the soundtrack up to 15 mpg

Mustangs on school runs are shite.😄

 

[Wack]

This one is funny 

[Floatylight]

50 minutes ago, Wack said:

This one is funny 

 

Brilliant, can you share the link direct, too good not to share!