What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[High Jetter]

Yes M, and PM are brilliant, but the books are sublime! A must read.

 

[808 Estate]

[myglaren]

[vulgalour]

Came back to the Maestro to find it had made some younger friends.  I'm concerned it may have been tricked into joining some sort of gang.

[hairnet]

Just seen @Saabnuts twin brother getting a train

[anonymous user]

18 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Yes M, and PM are brilliant, but the books are sublime! A must read.

 

I have used various Sir Humphrey phrases in reports at work, it is the best instruction guide to Government and Local Government that you can get.

[anonymous user]

5 minutes ago, hairnet said:

Just seen @Saabnuts twin brother getting a train

Getting as in purchasing?

 

[hairnet]

rental car weekend!!!!!!!!!!

wonder what theyll give me

hopefully open bed and v8 @PhilA (oh wait this isnt kenner )

*dreams

[richardmorris]

22 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Yes M, and PM are brilliant, but the books are sublime! A must read.

 

The diaries of Bernard Woolley.

[richardmorris]

3 hours ago, anonymous user said:

I have used various Sir Humphrey phrases in reports at work, it is the best instruction guide to Government and Local Government that you can get.

I am no longer sure that art is imitating life, or that the current gov is imitating art.

[Matty]

Went to lidl with the kids in my 18 year old BMW. Came out to find this graffiti had appeared on the wall opposite 🤣🤣🤣

@Jamie who'dve thought our cocks were that small 😁

[Agila]

29 minutes ago, Matty said:

Went to lidl with the kids in my 18 year old BMW. Came out to find this graffiti had appeared on the wall opposite 🤣🤣🤣

@Jamie who'dve thought our cocks were that small 😁

Never underestimate how long a word "overcompensating" is.

They obviously didn't have enough space to write "you're" either.

Double fail.

[New POD]

Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

[omegod]

36 minutes ago, New POD said:

Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

Hopefully not the endangered Natterjack Toad which Formby is famous for ! 

[New POD]

27 minutes ago, omegod said:

Hopefully not the endangered Natterjack Toad which Formby is famous for ! 

We are some way away from the dunes, so unlikely. It has hopped off now. At least it's not in the flower bed as far as I can see. 

[Matty]

3 hours ago, Agila said:

Never underestimate how long a word "overcompensating" is.

They obviously didn't have enough space to write "you're" either.

Double fail.

Yep. To be fair that made it better. Well that and they'd painted it on the wall not the car.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, Agila said:

Never underestimate how long a word "overcompensating" is.

They obviously didn't have enough space to write "you're" either.

Double fail.

They're probably antidisestablishmentarians.....

[hairnet]

Rental ftw 

It's hit 3 figures (oops)

Glad it's not an I 10 or an aygo

[MikeR]

6 hours ago, New POD said:

Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

It's a frog , we had one on the back door step the other nite 

[richardmorris]

5 hours ago, omegod said:

Hopefully not the endangered Natterjack Toad which Formby is famous for ! 

It’s Friday, it’s five o clock, natterjack?

[Joey spud]

A few years back i found a dumped Chinese Generator on the floor next to some recyling bins and took it home only to find it had no compression.

Long story short the inlet valve was tight in its guide and when it got hot it got stuck,i cleaned/polished the valve and guide but it still jammed up when hot so i then got a friend with a lathe to take a bit off the valves stem.

This time it ran ok for a couple of hours before stopping so i had the hump with it and pushed it under the bench and forgot about it for a couple of years until today when i dragged it out and had another look at it.

It still wouldn't run and the compression seemed low but i doubt it needs much anyway so i pulled the spark plug out a straight away found a big lump of oily clag stuck between its electode and earth tag,which when removed it fired up and has ran perfect all day.

Happy days...

 

[hairnet]

Trig in Ur TOWNZ stealing trim from Ur bl tat

[Joey spud]

Papped at a fast fit in Essex.

[MikeR]

Squid game happy meals .

Complete with game idea ...

How long till it happens ?

[Wack]

[jayroller]

3 hours ago, richardmorris said:

It’s Friday, it’s five o clock, natterjack?

NATTERJACK!

[robinmasters]

12 hours ago, Matty said:

Went to lidl with the kids in my 18 year old BMW. Came out to find this graffiti had appeared on the wall opposite 🤣🤣🤣

@Jamie who'dve thought our cocks were that small 😁

 

7 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

They're probably antidisestablishmentarians.....

They're probably upset about society's floccinaucinihilipilification of their painted social comments. 

[Matty]

6 minutes ago, robinmasters said:

 

They're probably upset about society's floccinaucinihilipilification of their painted social comments. 

Nah mate, if I thought it was Worthless I wouldn't be so obviously impressed with it 😁

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, jayroller said:

NATTERJACK!

Crackerjack. Obs.

[PhilA]

Was tidying at the house today, picking up the broken roof of the garage. 

Tornadoes are really weird. In amongst the smashed and splintered 4x6 roof beams lay a completely undamaged fluorescent tube.

Phil