What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Borsuq]

Just got my first dose of the COVID vaccine. I’m currently in the process of sending my DNA sequence to Bill Gates over 5G. Getting excellent reception on my newly implanted microchip! 10/10 would recommend. 
 

In all seriousness, I’m really glad I managed to get it so quickly. Here’s hoping it proves effective and a return to normal life will be possible soon. I really want to be able to go on a road trip or two next year.

[Floatylight]

Just watching Car Perverts live stream from the other day, loving how he and Mrs Smith called their son Wesson 😂

[TataBobu]

Yes, I know, it's a bit late. But still:

 

[Jikovron]

The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt,  I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!!

[Joey spud]

[Agila]

I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute...

It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting...

and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease.

Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture.

Looked excellent.

[overrun]

  On 30/12/2020 at 12:29, Jikovron said:

The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt,  I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!!

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Congratulations, Elizabeth! That's how it's done. No messing!

[Tickman]

  On 30/12/2020 at 12:32, Agila said:

I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute...

It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting...

and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease.

Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture.

Looked excellent.

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Saw one on a transit rear door about a week ago and it looked perfect.

[Remspoor]

You Tube awards.

They are shite, but this made it worth watching.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/UJiqAwePtZ4/

 

[PhilA]

All this welder talk.

Gosh darn it, I need a welder.

[hairnet]

the just eat ads

with snoop dogg in them (only those)

whoever phoned him up

genius

[Agila]

  On 30/12/2020 at 21:17, hairnet said:

the just eat ads

with snoop dogg in them (only those)

whoever phoned him up

genius

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Best I've seen for a long time. 

 

[ProgRocker]

My 'Christmas' holiday officially begins today. Now off work until 11th January.

How to amuse oneself in a tier 4 lockdown may prove a little tricky? Can't even go for a Wetherspoons Beer and Burger meal.

[hairnet]

Stick man is on and Santa parked the sleigh on a little hillock

Stick man sneaks in and Santa hoofs his bag into the sleigh into one side the sleigh then falls off the hillock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I thought It was funny

[motorpunk]

Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road.

[sierraman]

Piss funny earlier, I was chucking some diesel in the car, police had stopped this 55 plate 5 series, no MOT, no tax etc etc, anyway this nobhead is going ‘having no mot does not mean you can’t drive on the road!’ Copper quoted fucking paragraph 4b or whatever telling him the law. Anyway the guy goes ‘let’s start again and you chase me you’ll never catch me!’. Pissed as a fart he was. No wonder insurance is so expensive. 

[Wack]

You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue

Well, for a minute  I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions

 

[eddyramrod]

  On 31/12/2020 at 21:59, motorpunk said:

Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road.

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I totally approve!

[sierraman]

  On 31/12/2020 at 22:24, Wack said:

You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue

Well, for a minute  I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions

 

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Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

[Stanky]

  On 31/12/2020 at 23:41, sierraman said:

Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

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Won't go rusty though

[Cavcraft]

Imagine if it was veg oil? You could stick a needle in him whilst he was asleep then run your car for a few weeks until his tits deflated.

[Jerzy Woking]

[Wack]

  On 31/12/2020 at 23:41, sierraman said:

Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

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I'd think one swing and gravity would be his biggest problem 

[hairnet]

watching junkyard digs where they revive old usa iron

in the videos 'related'

someone was doing the same to a capri

ooooooook..............

[Cavcraft]

Looking at a motorbike on eBay with 4 pretty rubbish pictures. Politely (i.e used the word 'please') asked them if they had more photographs and received the world's most helpful single word response of 'No'.

 

 

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[richardmorris]

  On 31/12/2020 at 21:59, motorpunk said:

Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road.

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Well given enough money I would.

[Markeh]

Off to the tip earlier with the Christmas tree - Queuing out onto the main road, so off I go past it to turn around and join the queue. Sat on the main road for 10 minutes or so, as I get closer to coming off the main road, some dick in an Outlander PHEV is waiting  to turn in on the other side of the road. Soon as there's a gap, he cuts in front of by this point about 15 or so cars clearly queuing. Cue a barrage of car horns and shouting. Soon as there's a gap, he's made to turn round and join the back of the queue! Never been so pleased to see someone get their comeuppance.

[Wack]

A photo from the days when noise meant power 

Imagine the noise from 4 lightnings and a vulcan  taking off