New POD Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 12 hours ago, MikeR said: knobheads , the ones that cant park .. went to the farm shop o the way home , it has a field for a car park ,one with a fucking duck pond and a big greenhouse , get the size ! so I parked my car with its arse end towards the shop door so I could dump the sack of spuds in it . paid the dosh , then got the spuds and walked out to 3 cars , mine , a blue one yards away and knobheads parked up the side of mine ,with the "6 inch gap " . he saw me coming with the spuds , I dumped them in the boot , he did not look at me , I squeezed between my old car and his nice new white one .shhhhhzzzzee banged his mirror ," whoops" still did not look at me , opened my door and squeezed in , leaving the door open towards his drivers door ... put my belt on , started the car , looked at him , he still did look at me ..was staring out of the windscreen shut the door and drove off , he then moved his car ... You don't get that problem at Lidl. Oh no. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, MorrisItalSLX said: Thanks to the wonders of the internet, I now own a hub cap from a Princess. Oddly, it came from a town only a few minutes away from mine. Now I just need an Allegro/Maxi hub cap to go along side it. I always thought they were the same , why would a company make 2 different hubcaps that look the same, that would not be a recipe for a long lived, profitable concern. Ahh... MorrisItalSLX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Friend whos a painter has got an elderly ladys car in at the moment. A reg w123 estate. 1 owner car. 117k on the clock. He was re-wobbin the arches for the 3rd time over many years and had advised new arches and wings but shes happy to just have him tart it up a bit every couple of years. Fair play lady. It was rather spiffing. It looked very elegant Next to a new bmw with a wanky number plate. Shite Ron, strangeangel and adw1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 IMG_1055.MP4 myglaren, Remspoor, adw1977 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 A very specific banter demographic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 RIP Eddie Van Halen but this patent application he made made me laugh, https://patents.google.com/patent/US4656917A/en?inventor=edward+van+halen dome and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 4:09 PM, paulplom said: More exciting than having your hand down a toilet. I had a plumber round once to unblock an upstairs toilet , he was up a ladder outside with the rod down the soil stack I stupidly asked him how he was getting on Not great , 3 years at college, 20 years on the job and I'm still poking shit out of a tube. twosmoke300, paulplom, stonedagain and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 7:42 PM, beko1987 said: That's the retort I used to use when I had a Huawei. Any poor bastard assigned to spy on me is going to have a hard time! Even Google struggles showing me 'relevant' ads, and Facebook! I'm not privacy secure or anything, I'm just very boring! It's a good job I don't have one, as today a colleague and I were discussing the relative merits of electrocution or poisoning and whether you could convincingly fake a lightening strike. This was all theoretical, we are not really planning to do someone in. If so I'd just bore them to death. Shite Ron and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 13 hours ago, New POD said: You don't get that problem at Lidl. Oh no. But this https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/driver-kills-farm-animal-after-19066071 The speed camera copper has been flattened . It's that knob head parking brought it on .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Banger Kenny, burraston2006, spike60 and 14 others 2 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 You Toob suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 an email sent last november asking about something at a hotel i was planning on staying at a month later got reply to the question about 2 mins ago wtf Jerzy Woking, cobblers, Saabnut and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, hairnet said: an email sent last november asking about something at a hotel i was planning on staying at a month later got reply to the question about 2 mins ago wtf Was it a hotel in Devon? If so, that's about the correct timeframe for a reply, don't be in such a rush man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Austat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 10 hours ago, xtriple said: Was it a hotel in Devon? If so, that's about the correct timeframe for a reply, don't be in such a rush man... Devon? Well it takes a while to write it on slate and send the smoke signals I guess..... xtriple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Was it this place perchance ? The Moog, twosmoke300 and Remspoor 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 From an eBay listing: 'FiRSt tOO c (out ov tHe wiNDowscreen froM thE paSSENger sIde) WIll BuY' Remspoor and Tenmil Socket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Barnfind Borsuq and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 35 minutes ago, wuvvum said: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Barnfind A Dorf Siesta you say ? Interested.... Borsuq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Another lmao about a hotel Checkedi n just now and nice.lady asked would you like a bus to the terminal It's 200 meters away lol - one of the reasons I stay here I probably walked more than that from where the bike.is as I followed a sign to what I thought was a rear entrance (ooer) but ended up doing a lap of the building The Moog and Wack 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 ^^^fkin hell, twats^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 A friend* once towed a Cortina, a Hyacinth Rover, a Fiesta and a MK2 Granada all chained together across an industrial estate with only the car at the back (Granny) being attended. It went really well*. Austat, catsinthewelder, Shite Ron and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landy Mann Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just done a WOF check on my former backpacker wagon, it lives on for another year! Must be touching 400k km by now! TooManyPeopleMovers and phil_lihp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 That McDonald's advert. 😧😂 (Can't find it online) Edit: yes I recorded it via an ipad. Roobarb and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Knocked this up in my pro mixing studio and it amused me more than it should. IMG_6181.MOV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 10/7/2020 at 8:04 AM, motorpunk said: I love that sketch. I’m desperate to know where a very similar one (with monkeys) was filmed. Screenshot below. I have a feeling it’s in Kent but don’t know. 'But who will look after my monkeys now?' They did film a lot of stuff in Kent (they both live here), but the bit I posted looks like Beechy Head. motorpunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 We went to have a look at a couple of cars for our soon to be 17 year old. This was the wheel trims on a 13plate VW UP. Also not that you can make it out but this was a cock and balls in the dirt on the bonnet of a corsa Yep thats tippex on the trims privatewire and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 5 hours ago, robinmasters said: 'But who will look after my monkeys now?' They did film a lot of stuff in Kent (they both live here), but the bit I posted looks like Beechy Head. Sorry I missed that, and it's BeAchy Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Negative COVID test result. I can get back to work now! Banger Kenny, catsinthewelder, myglaren and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 the number of ace motors on here at the moment. vulg's lanchester, the zebra upholstered plastic pig amongst others....... so much shite, so much want! vulgalour and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now