What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 19/08/2020 at 19:18, Tamworthbay said:

West mids,...

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Here's their Road Traffic Twatter.

The one you saw isn't on there, but I had no idea there were so many cloned cars going around 

[Tamworthbay]

  On 19/08/2020 at 19:50, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Here's their Road Traffic Twatter.

The one you saw isn't on there, but I had no idea there so many cloned cars going around 

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Looks like some don’t appear for a while so I keep a check on it, thanks.

[Fumbler]

Mum Fumbler just sent me this

[MikeR]

I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

[Jamie]

what makes me grin:

Off to Cornwall (Truro ish) on saturday

 

What makes me grumpy: 

6 hour drive (if im lucky)  

[HillmanImp]

Just found this on B3ta. 

https://b3ta.com/board/11322289

To be honest, I'm not sure if Im just in a cheery mood or if this is a particularly good image challenge but a few of these made me laugh. 

 

[Ghosty]

Dickhead neighbours' house is for sale. 

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

We drop bits here now and again not seem him since xmas

@chaseracer

Dave is he right 

[Tenmil Socket]

  On 20/08/2020 at 14:45, 808 Estate said:

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That filing cabinet doesn't look safe!

[Floatylight]

Just seen this, not sure it was the stairs the neighbours popped round to see....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 20/08/2020 at 18:46, Floatylight said:

....not sure it was the stairs the neighbours popped round to see....

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Hence the reference to "knocking". And they do, don't they?

[MikeR]

  On 20/08/2020 at 14:45, 808 Estate said:

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Thats a fan with no guard , one slip and her furburger could be sliced and diced

[Agila]

Genuine new lexus roof bars for the rx. £11.06 collection in my home town.

Hope they don't go missing!

 

[Tamworthbay]

For the dubbers on here-

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Photoshop, it might be. But I. Having one made when I win the Euromillions , just got to decide Tesla power, a Birotor lump with a turbo Or an SM engine...

[Tamworthbay]

  On 20/08/2020 at 19:29, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Photoshop, it might be. But I. Having one made when I win the Euromillions , just got to decide Tesla power, a Birotor lump with a turbo Or an SM engine...

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That looks like the world’s sexiest hearse. That is Fucking gorgeous!

[New POD]

  On 19/08/2020 at 20:13, MikeR said:

I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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I got into trouble for not coming around with her. I've seen grease. 

[MikeR]

  On 20/08/2020 at 19:42, New POD said:

I got into trouble for not coming around with her. I've seen grease. 

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First time i have sat throu Grease !!! 

[Wack]

Watching something on TV about ww2 

British uniforms had a trick button , unscrew it and there's a compass inside to aid escape 

The germans found out about them so they'd check every button to find them 

The British solution to the problem , they changed to left hand thread and the germans stopped finding them because they didn't unscrew 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 20/08/2020 at 20:42, MikeR said:

First time i have sat through Grease !!! 

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Better than sitting in grease.

[Wack]

  On 20/08/2020 at 20:42, MikeR said:

First time i have sat throu Grease !!! 

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That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

[Andyrew]

  On 21/08/2020 at 05:33, Wack said:

That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

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Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

[myglaren]

The only Grease I've seen is the tin of Molyslip grease in the cupboard.  Been there forty + years.

And some tubes of pressurised copper grease that are leaking all over.  No wonder they were only 50p each.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 21/08/2020 at 07:10, Andyrew said:

Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

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Tell me more, tell me more,

Did she put up a fight?

[myglaren]

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sJozv_1583618324

 

 

[DoctorRetro]

This:

No, its not mine, I had a visitor. He has two, a 3 and a 5 door 214. I directed him to this forum of course! 

[Aston Martin]

I'd love to say "I found this on reddit"

Nope, it arrived via whatsapp.

 

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Question.

Laurens car has done 110,000. She needs new spark plugs.
They told her the clutch is on the way out which we knew anyway. But she has booked it in for a service.
Is it worth it. She has never serviced it..

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Its a 2006 Big Fat Cunto. "She tops it up with oil"

 

The oil filter? Fell on deaf ears.

 

P.s. She's had the car 6 years.

[SRi05]

A fucked clutch is nothing a quick service won't fix. Tell her to go ahead

[Wack]

  On 21/08/2020 at 07:10, Andyrew said:

Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

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well she was good, if you know what I mean ?