What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[808 Estate]

[paulplom]

That'll learn him


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[gm]

I didn't think you had a black golf ?  

[anonymous user]

2 hours ago, Austat said:

Where's the website link for this property?

https://www.ctf-uk.com/property/?ref=PRB11107&tratyp=Resale&location=&minprice=&maxprice=&minbedrooms=&maxbedrooms=&branch=7841&incstc=&csearch=Pontardawe&source=10&source_param=SRP

I never look at sensible houses, this is quite conventional by comparison to some that interest me.

[paulplom]

It's for removing the little valve collets on a cvh, isn't it?

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[Andyrew]

5 minutes ago, paulplom said:

It's for removing the little valve collets on a cvh, isn't it?

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It's for getting the keys for that new heap of shit you weren't supposed to buy removed after they had been shoved up there by an angry partner.

[Crusty Sills]

Double grin today. 

I got my wheel centres for the daily. 

From this

To this 

The grin ?

They took 15 days to arrive from Manchester. I complained they hadn't arrived on weds and got a full refund. Free trimz mutha fuckas!! 

 

[Crusty Sills]

And then on my way to village shop some cunt had fly tipped! 

3 pieces of OSB! Being a good Samaritan I cleaned them up! 

No real use for them as yet and Mrs Sills shook her head and gave me the look.

But who doesn't potentially need a third of a board of OSB??? ?

[New POD]

14 minutes ago, Crusty Sills said:

Double grin today. 

I got my wheel centres for the daily. 

From this

To this 

The grin ?

They took 15 days to arrive from Manchester. I complained they hadn't arrived on weds and got a full refund. Free trimz mutha fuckas!! 

 

Please phone them and offer to pay, now they have arrived.  

[loserone]

4 minutes ago, New POD said:

Please phone them and offer to pay, now they have arrived.  

This.

[New POD]

10 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

 

queue panicked phone calls to my mothers to find out how to make icing at home..... kids, doncha just "love" them!!

So icing sugar.  I used all ours up making an Easter cake.  Wife not happy but

Made some with a coffee grinder and granulated sugar.  Because icing sugar is just fine sugar. 

Butter icing.  Butter or marg and icing sugar and colouring. 

Glasse icing.  Icing sugar and water and colouring. 

If you haven't got sugar? 

Bake a chocolate cake and fill it with nuttela,  and melt chocolate over the top. 

[Crusty Sills]

36 minutes ago, New POD said:

Please phone them and offer to pay, now they have arrived.  

Already done, I'm not a complete arsehole! 

[MarvinsMom]

50 minutes ago, New POD said:

So icing sugar.  I used all ours up making an Easter cake.  Wife not happy but

Made some with a coffee grinder and granulated sugar.  Because icing sugar is just fine sugar. 

Butter icing.  Butter or marg and icing sugar and colouring. 

Glasse icing.  Icing sugar and water and colouring. 

If you haven't got sugar? 

Bake a chocolate cake and fill it with nuttela,  and melt chocolate over the top. 

my favourite is butter icing.

always has been, and is so easy even i can make it.

plus there is then a bowl and beater things off the mixer to lick before they go into the washing up.

[Wack]

8 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

old people, you gotta love them.

still, them coffin dodgers could be on to something,

or this, cos lets face it, you never know when you need to go.....

This was a thing apparently , appeared overnight 

 

 

[myglaren]

^^ At a bus stop?

[MarvinsMom]

be handy for the drunks waiting for the last bus home on a friday night!

[GBJ]

6 minutes ago, Wack said:

This was a thing apparently , appeared overnight 

 

 

Why's that bloke pissing in the bushes when there's a perfectly good toilet there?

[High Jetter]

Crazy Cornish, that's in Looe!

[New POD]

3 hours ago, Crusty Sills said:

Already done, I'm not a complete arsehole! 

Good man.

  I ordered a DVD off the internet for my mum's birthday with 9 days to spare.  Arrived 9 days after her birthday.  They were ready to refund me, when suddenly, it arrived.  Could have had it for free. 

[paulplom]

This tickled me more than it should.


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[Cooper1]

May not be relevant but this made me grin  

 

Found a bumble bee on the ground, without any energy it seemed.. ? 

 

Used some Sugar shite, IE honey.. 

 

A few minutes later..... 

 

He's happy again!!

 

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Mrs N just collared me as I’d used her laptop to bid on a Cavalier and I was outbid at £900, she said she’s just bid on it ,because;” It seems a lot nicer than most of the shit you bid on!”  It’s got 6 days to go and will invariably make twice as much as I’d be prepared to go ,

But nice to know she doesn’t hate everything I look at.

[hairnet]

so found out the charger i have doesnt have the balls for big batteries

used to have one of these

but cant find it - think it might have been recycled

new charger tomorrow

[808 Estate]

[richardmorris]

[hairnet]

I have issues with my ring

[dome]

Small but essential mod carried out on the Kangoo

[hairnet]

id have left the diesel badge :D

listening to the radio and audi ad

'a stylish audi......'

not for the last 15 if not 20 years - all the same ffs :D

[myglaren]

South Shields?

 

 

PaulPlum will get it and perhaps a couple of others

[Asimo]

It's not just us buying cars: 70+ year old widowed neighbour, dealing with her lonely lockdown, just got herself a new MX5. "If not now, when?"