What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Ohdearme]

On 10/26/2019 at 1:33 PM, Mr_Bo11ox said:

check out this fantastic photo in the Guardian today. Folk protesting in Lebanon. Looks like a photoshop or something from a computer game.

 

 

When did Kwik Fit stop wearing blue overalls?

[STUNO]

I was hunting some old photos and came up with this, taken some years ago of my BX 16 after being repaired. Compare it with the Bx gt that Dollywobbler has. 

 

 

 

[chaseracer]

I is confuzzled!

[chaseracer]

In other news....

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[MikeR]

Its great having a hoover on every floor of the house ..........

all I need now is one for the car

[Cavcraft]

On 10/27/2019 at 2:27 PM, hairnet said:

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Get right to fek lmao

 

 

 

'Are you human?'

 

Now there's a question a lot of people have asked Hairnet.

[STUNO]

2 hours ago, chaseracer said:

I is confuzzled!

Bx16 was not registered, but it would take an observant lawman to spot . Computer says Citroen BX so what could be wrong ?

[anonymous user]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

 

'Are you human?'

 

Now there's a question a lot of people have asked Hairnet.

And possibly not understood the answer 

[chaseracer]

38 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Are you human?'  Now there's a question a lot of people have asked Hairnet.

He is very human.  Mainly unintelligible, but... ?

[LightBulbFun]

 

 

[beko1987]

Yey I finished my jigsaw puzzle! Only taken a month... Fucking hate jigsaw puzzles, I remember that now... 

[LightBulbFun]

 

6 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Yey I finished my jigsaw puzzle! Only taken a month... Fucking hate jigsaw puzzles, I remember that now... 

 

 

 

 

this made me chuckle, especially as @Zelandeth owns both

[myglaren]

 

 

[Wack]

I had a great holiday thanks , I wasn't aware anyone was filming it

[LightBulbFun]

14 minutes ago, flat4alfa said:

 

exclusive pictures of stagecoaches new express taxi service

[Aston Martin]

Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ?

[richardmorris]

Ho hum.

 

[richardmorris]

23 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ?

Who said criminals had to be intelligent? Most seem to work very hard at thieving , but would be far better off working hard at a legal job, and with fewer penalties at her majesties pleasure.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

20 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Ho hum.

 

 

[loserone]

41 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ?

[richardmorris]

Best this week surely, is the idiot who tried an unarmed armed robbery at Dave Gorman’s show in dorking.

[Tamworthbay]

Our band are playing at a mates wedding tomorrow , getting a bit nervous tonight which is unlike me, so have resorted to some sleeping juice. Or beer as it’s otherwise known. This time tomorrow we will be playing to 200+ who are A: captive and B: pissed (hopefully) which is usually the perfect mix for a good gig.

[New POD]

1 hour ago, Aston Martin said:

Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ?

I used to rent a room at Red Hill Marina.

Looks like they got as far as the Station because it's a fucking cart track for the last mile after that bit. 

[HillmanImp]

If I'm not getting shit on Facebook from people about selling the GT6, I'm getting shit off my mates after posting on the Practical Classics page about memorable breakdowns. 

[barefoot]

This morning I was offered an app to help me cook...

I'm pretty sure that I could make a burger that looked like a turd all on my own.

 

 

[MrDuke]

Hobgoblin kegs for a tenner in Home Bargains. Apparently I won't be working tomorrow.

[Jerzy Woking]

How amusing that members of the public (not MP's themselves) are complaining that an election on 12th December is going to "disrupt their Christmas". 

What, 2 minutes putting an X in a box? 

Tits.

[Tayne]

Or even postal votes for greater convenience.

[cobblers]

At the shop getting a couple of beers tonight, and this thing clattered up. Just look at the fucker!

 

 

As someone who drives a rough talbot express 70% of the time, it warms my cockles to see any obsolete and incredibly tatty commercial vehicle being hoofed about to the shops and stuff.

[MrDuke]

One of my neighbours about 10 years ago used to use an Express minibus for the school run (no, she didn't have that many kids). She had at least 3 of them in her garden, one was for spares and the others were used in rotation. She drove everywhere absolutely flat out, it was a joy to see.