What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[320touring]

1hr collection escapades completed due to the top geezer Split_Pin.

 

Top bloke, guid chat, comfy r75. WULD KOLLECTSHUN WIF AGAIN

[purplebargeken]

I no longer look at the for sale ads on here with longing and lust. I think I might have gotten through the worst now.

[anonymous user]

Still looking at the roffle ones?

[STUNO]

Addenda the mobility scooter above. The lady has had her driving license revoked for medical reasons, hence buying the above. There is no license needed for a scooter so she wins on that too !!

[Cheggers]

Car insurance (eSure specifically) has made me grin. With 6 months of my policy left to run I had to make some changes:

 

Changing car from BMW 325i (value £4k) to Audi TT (value £15k) - £4.87

 

Adding the gf as a named driver - 70p (yes, 70 pence)

[robinmasters]

 

[Eddie Honda]

I no longer look at the for sale ads on here with longing and lust. I think I might have gotten through the worst now.

"Hello, I'm Ken and a recovering Shiteoholic."

[Matty]

IT'S CHHRRIISSTTMMAASS!!!!

(Self-nom for December on the new calender?)

[Aston Martin]

There ain't that many Mk3 Fezzas in Hull lol

[richardmorris]

There ain't that many Mk3 Fezzas in Hull lol

 

Always a concern when you have an unusual car visiting places of ill repute - oh I saw you parked outside ...etc.

[iainrcz]

The Mrs is slowly learning.

 

Me - I'm off for a bail out.

 

Her - Godspeed.

 

 

Now not so long ago she'd just witter I was being rude.

[fordperv]

I can only imagine the guy is saying "no its not fucked these old pushrod engines all make that noise"

[DodgeRover]

There ain't that many Mk3 Fezzas in Hull lol

Excuse me love, can you weld or change a cambelt?

[Guest Hooli]

There ain't that many Mk3 Fezzas in Hull lol

 

No love I just want your stocking, the fanbelt has snapped.

[junkyarddog]

 

This is epic

[Ghosty]

Accords?

I think the world might be my oyster.

 

 

[Guest Hooli]

[320touring]

My brother pointed out an amusing* error in my Merc video..

 

I appear to have added 4 seats to the total passenger capacity!

 

 

Bonus points for the idea of Ducky seats too;)

 

(I did say dickie if you listen to the video)

[320touring]

Blahhdy Journalists

[Kiltox]

Got me one of those BMW H3 EUOs mate, it’s fast as fuck

 

[SierraMikeHotel]

Watching my wife playing with Google Assistant is about the funniest thing I've seen this year.

 

They fell out, had a row, then made up with a virtual hug.

 

Best bit was when she asked it to send me a text saying "I love you" and it sent me a text that said "labia" ("No! Stop it! Bad Google!")

 

Who says programmers don't have a sense of humour?

[Pillock]

Latest update can be made to enforce children saying "please" or Google refuses to do what they ask.

[Wack]

This makes me grin with amazement

 

[Zelandeth]

Yesterday I got to cause palpable levels of disapproval from the general public by driving around upmarket bits of Oxford in the Lada. Hehehe...

 

Today drove the van (Lada was boxed in) across town to pick up the new clutch cylinder. It's somewhat reassuring to be able to do that without any real drama despite having next to no clutch. The look on the face of the guy at the parts desk showed him to be totally dumbfounded that such a thing was possible. Obviously it something I would want to do regularly due to the obvious stress it puts on the gearbox, but pleases me to show that learning to handle a vehicle with a crash box was good for something.

 

Really need to sort the heater though. Was fluffing cold!

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

As always - the turnip prize outshines the 'real' thing by a large margin…… excellent

[Craig the Princess]

Latest update can be made to enforce children saying "please" or Google refuses to do what they ask.

When our neighbour searches on Google he puts please at the end.

 

He's the only one of us who is going to survive the computers' uprising.

[castros_bro]

The kids of today have no imagination and just sit in front of screens all day long influenced by things like this...I'm sure I had a pulse-jet which I loaned to someone on here.

 

 

https://www.instructables.com/id/Homemade-Tin-Can-Turbine-With-3d-printed-Compresso/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email

[robinmasters]

I actually have gloves in my glove compartment. 

 

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

I found this in my garage:

 

 

Somebody chose the wrong format!

I stuck some batteries in it and it only worked!

[dozeydustman]

I actually have gloves in my glove compartment. 

 

 

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No tin of Smith Kendon travel sweets? Disappoint.