What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[robinmasters]

Aldi have started selling the Gizmo off The Fast Show.

 

[hairnet]

In France everywhere

 

In Belgium this

 

Although saw two apes old rusty one and a fairly new very shiny one

 

Have belge had a scrappage

[Parky]

In Autoshite Racing Beige with Fergat wheels too. That's almost the perfect site logo

[DodgeRover]

Achieved the perfect zen like state whilst out dog walking, wandered passed 2 wild deer who just looked at me whilst I considered how many drawers in the freezer each would require, dog snuffled happily in the undergrowth oblivious to them, then we all walked on our seperate ways.

 

Minutes later I found the spot in the woods with a rope swing over a stream that I've only found before whilst doing similar wandering with no purpose and no real thoughts - the kids and I have gone looking for it in the past and completely failed to find it.

 

Walking out of the woods we walked by the security dogs in their run in silence - they got up and watched but didn't make a single woof!

 

For a brief time all seemed well in the world

[fordperv]

My local Aldi have marked down their cob led torches down to £2 so I picked a few up, I have been meaning to get a torch to mount to my welding helmet that could be removed when i didnt need it,so I can improve visibility under dark wheelarches, I wanted to mount it side on but theres no way it would sit right

 

 

Tested it out in my kitchen with the light on

 

Without the torch on

 

With the torch on

[Cavcraft]

Been on my work's do tonight (missed last two weeks) and it's just been immense. I.M.M.E.N.S.E.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

..does anyone else want a wake as well?

Depends on what funeral you're going to.

[chatsharris]

I do love kicking the arse out of it on a work's night out. As long as who you work with aren't total knobends, it's usually a good laugh.

[Aston Martin]

I bought Panpan 6 years ago today. Let’s ignore the fact that it’s April fools day please.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I do love kicking the arse out of it on a work's night out. As long as who you work with aren't total knobends, it's usually a good laugh.

I think that maybe the flaw in the Cavcraft works outings.

[chatsharris]

If you're not going out with knobends, you may be the knobend.

[Jams]

First time I’ve had a full bank holiday off for over 10 years! Living the dream! Hot tubs set up new game for the PS4 and a break from slimming world to eat chocolate

[fordperv]

Popped to the gym earlier, came out and there was another saph there that I've not seen before, this one was a cosworth, pulled my saph over to it to take a cheeky photo and out walks an old mate i went to college with that I havnt seen for years to speak to

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

Just had a water fight with the kids in the street. 

 

I won.

 

The little shits were no match for me and my kettle. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Mrs N's annual bit of gardening enthusiasm happened today.

" Can you find something to keep cats off and protect from birds?"

 

" You really are a fucking Pikey, aren't you?" She says.

Wimmin!

[Aston Martin]

I’m watching Ozzy and Jacks world history road trip adventure tour... or whatever it’s called.

 

Anyway, Ozzy insists they use one of these GMC Motorhomes.

 

7.5L V8 and front wheel drive? This must be bastard miserable to drive. It does look fabulous mind.

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

It appears the French have finally found a way to make a rust-proof 2CV... Not too sure about its structural rigidity, though.

[Jams]

First time I’ve had a full bank holiday off for over 10 years! Living the dream! Hot tubs set up new game for the PS4 and a break from slimming world to eat chocolate

Also 4 years to the day I quit smoking!

[Guest Hooli]

 

Only one answer to that...

 

[angle]

Sorted out a hire car for this year's holiday:

 

 

I love shonky Eastern European hire car companies.

[MrBiscuits]

Top giffering - first time I've seen cable ties applied to an alloy wheel

 

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[MrBiscuits]

Every day's a school day! I'd never spotted that - despite an unhealthy interest in such things

 

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[cobblers]

They're actually just very convincing wheel trims.

[jmsguzzi]

How this Alfa 155 has rolled itself into the shape of an MG ZT, anyone else see it?

 

[Cavcraft]

Kevin Vegan

 

[155V6]

How this Alfa 155 has rolled itself into the shape of an MG ZT, anyone else see it?

 

I was reading an old Autosport magazine with a report on that meeting half an hour ago 

[Pillock]

They're actually just very convincing wheel trims.

That's what I thought, given the huge hole around the valve.

 

But then.... It's got a locking nut on.

[Tayne]

[yellowperil]

Yesterday I went to Bears Grill and saw some nice motors including a two door Cavalier...

 

I also saw a little yappy dog lay a little Easter present, the grin happened a little while later when the little yappy dogs owner walked back the way he had come and stepped in the same Easter present.

 

Karma at its finest.

 

I also spent the weekend in 25 year old Talbot Campervan, a lot more fun than the tent I am used to.

[Jerzy Woking]

At 12.30 decided I needed to sell my Citroen AX as I don't see me using it much now

Ad placed on here at 13.04 hours. Sold at 13.28, just 24 minutes later. No messing around.

 

Happy seller and I hope a happy buyer.