What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[beko1987]

26 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

Looks like some shitty tti upright, it probably wouldn't have enough suction to dislodge some fluff let alone deal with a wasps nest! 

We have a big one in a tree near my house, been tempted to take the cordless Henry I have over to get rid of them but then I'd have to set fire to my cordless Henry afterwards... I've told Charlie to throw stones at it from far away

[LightBulbFun]

33 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

I really hope someones linked to this in the comments LOL

 

[andy18s]

37 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

Tbh I bet he got stung whilst wrapping the cable away so nicely,so the wife could get a decent pic..

[myglaren]

Eldest daughter had one in her garden shed.  Youngest (fearless) daughter steps into the shed, grabs it with both hands, steps out and heaves it into the bushes in the park over the garden fence.

Job jobbed!

[myglaren]

[Boycie]

On 18/07/2024 at 23:58, captain_70s said:

Spotted this fella at Kinross Services today.

What a winner.

That's timewarp .....it's 1980 and there on the way to see Gary Numan.... perfect patina

[richardmorris]

I went out in the x1/9 this morning to the market in ascot. On leaving a small boy looked and pointed to his parents ( presumably not in disgust). So I popped the headlamps up in acknowledgment and his mouth dropped! 
everyone needs a car with pop up headlamps. 
my niece’s prefer the 2cv, and think the fiat too small, but I will indoctrinate them eventually.

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

The location says it all. Helpless, W.Sussex. 😀

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

 

[hairnet]

14 hours ago, richardmorris said:

I went out in the x1/9 this morning to the market in ascot. On leaving a small boy looked and pointed to his parents ( presumably not in disgust). So I popped the headlamps up in acknowledgment and his mouth dropped! 
everyone needs a car with pop up headlamps. 
my niece’s prefer the 2cv, and think the fiat too small, but I will indoctrinate them eventually.

squash fiat

moar 2cv

[paulplom]

Nephew started a welding appreticeship about 18 months ago. He seems to be doing quite well and he could come in useful in the future.

[myglaren]

He can weld that to your car.  Handy in winter to clear the snow.

[Neil clark]

58 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Nephew started a welding appreticeship about 18 months ago. He seems to be doing quite well and he could come in useful in the future.

JCB?

[richardmorris]

5 hours ago, hairnet said:

squash fiat

moar 2cv

Just added to the bicycle page.

[Snake Charmer]

27 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Just added to the bicycle page.

Does the 2CV fit on the bike rack with a bungee? 🙃

[richardmorris]

6 minutes ago, Snake Charmer said:

Does the 2CV fit on the bike rack with a bungee? 🙃

Indeed. I’ve not got the bike on very well but was only going half a mile. Bungee is to stop the front wheel wagging around. Have had the carrier over twenty years from a Norwegian guy at a 2cv meeting.

[wuvvum]

I love the fact that your trailer board has 2CV lights on it.

[Floatylight]

1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Just added to the bicycle page.

Reminds me last night MrsFL & I went out our camper to have some food and a cuppa and to watch the world go by at a local beauty spot. Unfortunately the place became infested by roofs in various Ford's, VeeDubs and Aldi's with stupid pop & bang maps and stereos blasting but in amongst it all was a really smart looking Dyane Cote D'Azur which I think must be quite a rare beast now. Do you know of it @chaseracer?

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

 

[scruff]

On 28/12/2011 at 23:32, Vin said:

I've justed watched one of my Christmas presents - G F Newman's 'Law & Order'. In 1978 it was just plain old 'Law & Order' but with the yank series and its UK ITV spin off it has become what it has...

 

I did it in one sitting. Fuggin masterpiece.

 

Of course, I'll ultimately screengrab the relevant bit's for the thread. There are some.

This is currently on Iplayer and it is fuckin brilliant, it is rammed full of shite as you’d expect 

I am a big fan of G F Newman’s “The Corrupted” radio serial and I bet I’m not alone on here, you can see the connections between the two, fantastic escapism. 

 

 

 

[Aston Martin]

@Cavcraft on holiday.
 

 

[richardmorris]

On 22/07/2024 at 18:42, wuvvum said:

I love the fact that your trailer board has 2CV lights on it.

Made that myself. I’m inordinately pleased with it!

[Dyslexic Viking]

Thunder and lightning have knocked out the power grid for several hours now and will take several more hours they say before it is fixed. Why am I writing this here? becuse I am prepared for things like this unlike most. When the power went out, I just went outside and started and connected the generator and it now runs the fridge, freezer etc.

[myglaren]

Build yourself an hydroelectric power supply

 

 

[Rustybullethole]

2 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

@Cavcraft on holiday.
 

 

oppsyfuck.

Where is this? I could use that awning.

[Aston Martin]

1 minute ago, Rustybullethole said:

oppsyfuck.

Where is this? I could use that awning.

 

Saw on Facebook 🤷‍♂️

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Made that myself. I’m inordinately pleased with it!

So you should be. Well prepared!

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Thunder and lightning....

...very very frightening... 😀