What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[andrew e]

A V12 petrol powered lorry with a softop.

 

[Austat]

22 minutes ago, andrew e said:

A V12 petrol powered lorry with a softop.

 

Ahh, the new G-Wagons. What my friend considers the car of choice for the financially incompetent.

[wuvvum]

Is it a new G-Wagen?  It looks exactly like a 1979 one with stupid wheels and arches fitted.

[Sigmund Fraud]

9 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Is it a new G-Wagen?  It looks exactly like a 1979 one with stupid wheels and arches fitted.

Mercedes actually made quite a few changes to them in 2018, but nobody seems to have noticed 😁

[iainrcz]

Beer, fire, woman at work.

Even better, I've only got 2 shifts left till Xmas holidays.

[Agila]

Consumer safety announcement. 

I hope this is trolling genius.

 

[paulplom]

Got her an early xmas present.

I wonder if she'll get the hint.

[neil1971]

Following on from the above, got this email from Groupon this morning which possibly could have been worded better to avoid any ambiguity

[beko1987]

6 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Following on from the above, got this email from Groupon this morning which possibly could have been worded better to avoid any ambiguity

"no don't hit me love, Groupon told me to do it, look... Ow" 

[Fumbler]

22 hours ago, Agila said:

Consumer safety announcement. 

I hope this is trolling genius.

 

I could feel brain cells die while reading that.

[Remspoor]

[MikeR]

Had a head on with a grey tree rat at 60mph in the C1 ...

That was scary !!!

Was not like taking something down in a 240 ! 

[hairnet]

so googled autocar xmas special (the only one ive bought for at least 10 years)

to see if it was out yet as theres 2 wednesdays till xmas

its out already and you get the its for sale thing across the page when you do stuff like that

two cheeky twats asking 10.99 on ebay for it already

for a 5 quid book

insane

[808 Estate]

[myglaren]

[richardmorris]

On 12/9/2021 at 12:56 PM, Sigmund Fraud said:

Mercedes actually made quite a few changes to them in 2018, but nobody seems to have noticed 😁

They’re not s cheap option either. Starting basic price looks like £109.000.00

https://www.mercedes-benz.co.uk/passengercars/mercedes-benz-cars/models/g-class/suv-w463/specifications/model-lines.module.html

 

[clayts450]

Early photo of the revamped Fiat Fiorino mini-van for 2022 :

Is it just me who thinks, er....this, shurely ?

[clayts450]

[aotb]

1 hour ago, clayts450 said:

Early photo of the revamped Fiat Fiorino mini-van for 2022 :

Is it just me who thinks, er....this, shurely ?

Isn’t that the Brazilian version? It’s been around for a while now.

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, clayts450 said:

Early photo of the revamped Fiat Fiorino mini-van for 2022 :

Is it just me who thinks, er....this, shurely ?

 

some reports mention doblo so it could come here

it looks like a cross between a sandero a combo and a polo

[Dan the van]

Like.Modern day Astramax.😁

[Wack]

I wonder if he had his eye to the camera viewfinder when that landed  

 

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, richardmorris said:

They’re not s cheap option either. Starting basic price looks like £109.000.00

https://www.mercedes-benz.co.uk/passengercars/mercedes-benz-cars/models/g-class/suv-w463/specifications/model-lines.module.html

 

I managed to get upto £187k on the Mercedes website.

[TataBobu]

Yes, not even one real exterior colour on the entire range...not even even for a price. I wonder what would be the outcome of entering one of the dealers, and asking for one in british racing green. Painted, not wrapped.

[iainrcz]

Finished work until the 7/1/22, fucking belter.

[155V6]

[hairnet]

3 hours ago, 155V6 said:

bag of shite as its not technically at christmas

[hairnet]

discovered furious driving

not a shouty mong like some of them

but hes got a crown vic

but hes doing a two bucket wrong un on it

id just be turning petrol into noise

 

[greengartside]

Things that make me happy #172.

I’m one for owning a press car - there just seems to be an extra bit of pride and ‘pub bragging rights’ in having a car that Clarkson has revved the bollocks off or been launched around Silverstone at 104.8 mph. It’s also nice to see it when it was new and what was fitted on the car before an acquisition.

I found this picture of a Focus TDCi Titanium estate on t’interwebs…

ET57 OAA - Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium Estate.

Imagine my delight when I was driving through town yesterday and spotted this very car going up a side road. Annoyingly I was driving at the time so no photo opportunity, but I have seen it before at least twice so I know it’s a local car to me.

It’s sister, ET57 OAB, is also a 2.0 TDCi Titanium but a hatchback and was a tow car in Practical Caravan magazine many years ago.

And I’ve found out my mate is selling this very car at the moment. What are the chances!

GRIN FACTOR : 1627372975.

[Ghosty]

^ Now that's how a press car should look, not barried to within an inch of its life after surviving for 20 years.