What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Six-cylinder]

50 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Did the earth move for anyone?

@Six-cylinder?

@Mrs6C?

@Zelandeth?

 

I did wonder how my Martini had shaken its self, I still needed to put in the ice and lemon though!

[iainrcz]

Today I thought I'd be a pleasant human for a change and treat the Mrs.
I bought two nice steaks, made a red wine and shallot sauce for tea. Saved her a glass to go with it. Done some cracking, chunky home made chips.
 
I've also shaved my Johnson.
 
You'll either find that amusing or want to come round my house and smack me.

[High Jetter]

Only one glass of wine for her? Amateur.

[Remspoor]

 

[iainrcz]

Only one glass of wine for her? Amateur.

She doesn't drink wine, I got her some orange gin the other day.

[Wack]

22 hours ago, New POD said:

The funny thing was when we went to visit the vicarage,  to organise the final arrangements, him and his wife, were having a massive row. 

When we did the same 25 years ago the vicar who was female ,( don’t know what you call them )had just finished her lunch , I guessed cheese and pickle because she had a big stripe of it on her huge tits 

[Wack]

[camryv6]

3 hours ago, Wack said:

When we did the same 25 years ago the vicar who was female ,( don’t know what you call them )had just finished her lunch , I guessed cheese and pickle because she had a big stripe of it on her huge tits 

Did you offer to lick it off ?

[Wack]

44 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Did you offer to lick it off ?

Big, not attractive , she probably wondered why I kept looking at them but it was mesmerising me, a yellow streak of piccalilli ,because she was talking religion i'd just switched off,  nodding when I thought it appropriate

She could have said, " are you looking at my tits" and I'd have just nodded

[richardmorris]

In "you couldn't make it up" news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54274142

[Roobarb]

Was at some nobby car show this weekend. 
Parked up the old 911 as someone parked up an Aston next to me.

They asked the marshal person if they were close enough to my car to which I said ‘don’t worry, the rust isn’t contagious’ and got, not a peep. Just totally ignored. 
This was there though and it did make me smile (and go a bit squishy)

There were more Aston, Ferrari’s and Lambos (including one supposed to cost $4M) but this little Lancia really did it for me!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Currently in darkest Ceredigion, waiting to see if local lockdown happens whilst I'm here....

[Pieman]

Yesterday PieDad got the results of his recent scan, his chemo has done its job and his prostate cancer is contained.

[Aston Martin]

The Sainsburys Local closed a few months back.

 

I drove past its replacement at 5:20am and Pissed myself.

 

I took this picture as I walked back this afty.

[hairnet]

This woulda been the start of a road trip collection but they never got back to me

I don't buy bike mags anymore 

It's definitely a trip

[strangeangel]

Settling down to watch a couple of DVDs the other night, I remembered I'd bought a bag of sweet chili Kettle Chips... joy! Until I couldn't find them, that is. Looked in all the 'wrong' cupboards just in case, and even checked the back seat of the Ami, as that was how I'd got to the shops. Nothing.

 

Until today, when I went out in the car again. I opened the back door to chuck my cardigan on the seat and I was greeted by this:

 

#

 

🙄

 

 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

^^

Hiding in plain sight 

[twosmoke300]

2 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

The Sainsburys Local closed a few months back.

 

I drove past its replacement at 5:20am and Pissed myself.

 

I took this picture as I walked back this afty.

I’m being thick I think but am I missing something ?

[Tenmil Socket]

Sainbury  to Sainsbury's?

[twosmoke300]

Ahh . Duh 🙄 

[Aston Martin]

Sorry, it's now a corner shop.... Ahem..... Called 'Salisburys Local'

[DVee8]

 

[Pieman]

That plate's real and all!

[Aston Martin]

[Joey spud]

[Floatylight]

1 hour ago, Aston Martin said:

Drag coefficient of 1 million, unless you drive with all the windows open..

[gm]

I was looking out my living room window and couldn't figure out what was wrong - then it occurred to me - the lawn has been mowed.

Great, but by who ?

Not me, for sure

Presumably not one of the neighbours as theirs haven't been done.

Who on earth has come round while I am at work and done my garden for me ?

Bit of a weird one  

 

[High Jetter]

You've been Beadled! (Or your memory is fading and you mowed it yesterday)

[gm]

1 hour ago, High Jetter said:

You've been Beadled! (Or your memory is fading and you mowed it yesterday)

I am getting on a bit but would also need to have forgotten buying a mower too ! 

[Wack]

Just seen this advertised on facebook

 

 

PMSL did they describe her down the phone to some guy in China