What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[PhilA]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

what the actual!?!?!!?!?!?!!?

 

6:50

carrera gt mclaren yes

dodge/plymouth/etc WTF

WHY????????

@PhilA i know the aversion to metric is fair enough but this???

nuts

The Pontiac is the same. It was common here until the late seventies.

 

Phil

[PhilA]

I just went dig in the trunk of the new car, looking for the build sheet.

I didn't find the build sheet but I found a live 20 gauge shotgun shell, the knob from the volume control on a DJ record deck and a piece of Lego.

 

Phil

[dozeydustman]

[Floatylight]

Been looking for camping shower solutions and came across this proper autoshite solution.. ingenious.. Next upgrade for facilities at the FOD @Six-cylinder[mention=22262]Mrs6C[/mention]

 

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[paulplom]

Partner sent this pic to me. Passed out after my 1st trip back to the pub. I'm not sure who had more, me or the dog.
2.30am when I woke up. Bitch left me there.

[barmatt]

Saw a space saver for sale on a local selling page last night and she'd only listed the tyre size, I politely pointed out to her that it might be useful for a poential purchaser to mention that it was actually a space saver and to say what car it came off / would fit. She's updated the advert....

 

?? 

 

[SiC]

 

[808 Estate]

[outlaw118]

Went up to outlaw_Junior's caravan earlier without SWMBO, dropped some stuff off, found a "green lane" got Megamoose a bit grubby then blezzed home the scenic way, with this on very loud. 

Appalling behaviour.

[Zelandeth]

I like making filthy things shiny.

I wasn't expecting half an hour to make such a difference.

Shedload still to be done - once the inlet manifolds are off and the cam cover gaskets are changed anyway...but at least I can top up the screenwash without looking like I'd been crawling around under a bus for an hour.

That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too.

[mitsisigma01]

What did you use? Seems to work well ??

[Zelandeth]

1 hour ago, mitsisigma01 said:

What did you use? Seems to work well ??

Autoglym engine & machine cleaner, waiting ten minutes then careful use of the pressure washer.

[outlaw118]

STand by for HOT ROFFLE ACTION £10 a ticket should do it....

Quote

BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
5070 WILSHIRE BLVD
LOS ANGELES. CA 90036
NEIGHORHOOD: MID WILSHIRE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
EMAIL: [email protected]

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2019 Model BMW 8 Series coupe and convertible, a Cheque of $1,500,000.00 USD and
Apple laptop from the international balloting programs held on the 27th, section of the 2020 annual award promo in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA

 

[wuvvum]

Well that all checks out.  Congratulations Bob.

 

Edit: Wait, no, it's a scam - they've spelled "cheque" correctly.

[beko1987]

12 hours ago, Zelandeth said:

I like making filthy things shiny.

I wasn't expecting half an hour to make such a difference.

Shedload still to be done - once the inlet manifolds are off and the cam cover gaskets are changed anyway...but at least I can top up the screenwash without looking like I'd been crawling around under a bus for an hour.

That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too.

Crikey that looks good! I cleaned the xsara's engine bay a while back. Partly because it looks sick, partly so I didn't get grimy hands topping up the screen wash or checking something and poking about! Worth it just for that 

[anonymous user]

Having been looking stuff up on streetview (for work) I ended up finding myself in 2015, I had a brake light out (well it was a Land Rover)

[loserone]

I reckon @LightBulbFun has an alert which triggers when ever anyone writes the word light or bulb in a post

[busmansholiday]

13 hours ago, Zelandeth said:

That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too.

That's definitely worth smiling about. My Acclaim never did and is probably now a fridge.

[busmansholiday]

Always smile when I walk past this sign. I'll be like a Cheshire cat if there's ever a bike like this parked there.

[LightBulbFun]

9 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Always smile when I walk past this sign. I'll be like a Cheshire cat if there's ever a bike like this parked there.

that makes me wonder what bike is the sign based off of?

I know the Car one is based off the ADO16  (as it was one of the most common cars at the time when the signs used today where first drawn up etc)

[busmansholiday]

Look up Police Triumph Speed Twin.

[808 Estate]

Seems to be a homage of both

Tiger 100SS

 

Ariel Arrow

[Fumbler]

First driving lesson completed- only took 3 months but the bucket list of things to complete has reduced to parking, mirrors and negotiating a dual carriageway... Much progress!

[808 Estate]

 

 

[Fumbler]

 

"And tonight's edition of Songs of Praise contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature!"

[djb222]

[Rod/b]

For some reason I’ve never had access to Facebook Marketplace UNTIL TODAY. A new world of shite window shopping awaits.... 

[Wack]

One of our aeroplanes has lost a wheel , would you mind nipping up there and fitting a new one 

She's a keeper

https://www.military.com/video/aircraft/landing-gear/female-pilot-fixes-wheel-mid-air/1363140400001

[Wack]

Anyone looking for a job , she wants this digging then all the soil removing

 

 

[Flashband]

On 6/26/2020 at 6:21 PM, omegod said:

I still hold out hope that it'll fly again one day 

I'm sure I read one of the road bumps to returning Concorde to flight was Airbus or rr/snecma or both refusing to provide support