What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[myglaren]

Earthquake in Stockton this morning - one of my daughters lives only a few miles away and heard nothing.

Someone on Facebook comments "If you have come to Middlesbrough looking for signs of devastation - it always looks like that"

[robinmasters]

Shambolic Mini Marcos.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

Earthquake in Stockton this morning - one of my daughters lives only a few miles away and heard nothing....

The earth didn't move for her, then.

[Jamie]

[Kiltox]

No beating around the bush ? 

“Last are dual site,my mp3 takes memory cardbaswell” is a great advert title too

[Tadhg Tiogar]

6 hours ago, Remspoor said:

In the Netherlands a man took an Aston Martin for a test drive.

What he did not say was that he wanted to drive it to Spain.?

....

Apparently he has form for doing this type of thing, and is a serial offender anyway!

[Tayne]

3 hours ago, myglaren said:

Someone on Facebook comments "If you have come to Middlesbrough looking for signs of devastation - it always looks like that"

a few years ago there was a massive earthquake in Dundee, six point something on the Richter scale.

it caused £25 of improvement.

[MarvinsMom]

3 hours ago, myglaren said:

Earthquake in Stockton this morning - one of my daughters lives only a few miles away and heard nothing.

Someone on Facebook comments "If you have come to Middlesbrough looking for signs of devastation - it always looks like that"

"we will rebuild...."

[MarvinsMom]

i had an interview with the local bus firm as a trainee bus driver this morning.

i didn't pass, failing the psychometric test thing which showed that i don't have a propensity of speeding, tor taking risks, i do have a dislike of driving.

which is true.....

[stephen01]

The wife's C4 passed the MOT yesterday, no advisories, not to bad for a 2 grand , 11 year old 7 seater. It also tipped over to 137k on the way to the garage. 

 

 

 

[FakeConcern]

The timer just went to let us know the dinner was ready. Unfortunately Mrs Concern hadn't turned the oven on!

 

I usually do the cooking...

[High Jetter]

That reminds me of coming home early one summer evening to find the Mrs relaxing in the garden with a drink having prepared dinner and put it in the oven. I joined her and a pleasant hour or so passed with a couple* more drinks before I was despatched to check the readiness of said dinner.  Finding the main Aga oven to be empty, I then looked in the lower one - also empty. Beginning to wonder if dead chickens can actually fly and take their roasting tin with them, I posed this question to the cook, who rapidly became (even more) red-faced. Eventually the chicken was found, still in roasting tin, in the cupboard where said tins are kept, leading to an urgent communication with a take-away food provider.

 

[Roobarb]

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/d/westminster-1980-chevy-chevette-only/7061124944.html
25k miles!!!

Who knew they even existed over here!

[strangeangel]

Nipped out to Tescos to get stuff for a late tea, but within a few hundred yards I noticed a hideous rattling coming from the back of the Ami. When I stopped to investigate it transpired that the NSR hubcap bolt had worked loose... ?

[Steve79]

Had a shit day at work, knackered after doing around 1200 miles in 3 days. Got back home and MrsSteve79 says you got a letter from HMRC. FFS! Not another tax code change!

Nope ?

 

Mostly feeling like...

MrsSteve79 be like...

[xtriple]

After three months of arguing and fekkin around I have finally received a refund from CARiD for £124. Hooray.

[Wack]

16 hours ago, Remspoor said:

In the Netherlands a man took an Aston Martin for a test drive.

What he did not say was that he wanted to drive it to Spain.?

sorry but I cannot find links in English.

https://www.bd.nl/meierij/oplichter-34-maakt-testritje-met-peperdure-aston-martin-in-boxtel-maar-crasht-tegen-politieauto-in-spanje~a33cb253/

https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/pontevedra/sanxenxo/2020/01/20/detienen-noalla-experto-simpas-robara-coche-holanda-condujo-sanxenxo/00031579513332690677916.htm

A mates son borrowed a pickup and trailer from a guy in Wigan to collect a VW transporter, when they got back they dropped it off at his house but he'd gone the pub.

So he took the keys to him and told him he'd filled it up.

There's no need for that , you've only been to Horwich 

Er , we've been to Harwich, What , Harwich where the fuck is Harwich 

[strangeangel]

Just watching a Wheeler Dealers where they're doing up a Syrena! Thought that'd be more than a bit left field for them.

 

 

[paulplom]

A good mate who's into americana has a new car en-route. He's already had the plates made up.

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[MorrisItalSLX]

22 hours ago, jamiechod said:

You call that small?

[iainrcz]

Random find of the day.
No idea where I got it, in fact I've never seen it before!

.

Apparently it's to commemorate the 1991 Murmansk festival of the north
Well, so my rough translation using the Russian alphabet tells me.

[eddyramrod]

Yesterday one of my support groups had a visit.  I can now legitimately use the phrase "As I was saying to Princess Anne..."!

[andy18s]

Was she driving.........ect ect

[eddyramrod]

Lol, no, she was chauffeured in a newish black Jag.

[New POD]

18 hours ago, Roobarb said:

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/d/westminster-1980-chevy-chevette-only/7061124944.html
25k miles!!!

Who knew they even existed over here!

Well I did.

Saw one in the car park at my sister's wedding in Ohio in the late 70s. 

The clue is there in the name.  CHEVette 

Although the Europeans called them kadETTE 

 

 

[Wack]

These electric cars are great , no maintenance, just plug in and go 

 

[MarvinsMom]

and they are down to the fuckin' cords, unbelievable.......

[mitsisigma01]

What a fucking helmet, impound it and crush it

[mitsisigma01]

Doesn't need an mot until the end of March, get a few more miles out of them yet ?

[LightBulbFun]

7 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

What a fucking helmet, impound it and crush it

that could be quite lively if they left the batteries installed! LOL