What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[somewhatfoolish]

I wish I could remember his name. I remember where he lived in 2004.

192.com is your friend.

[purplebargeken]

Retiring on Friday.

 

FUCKING WHOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Sorry.

[beko1987]

Retiring on Friday.

 

FUCKING WHOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Sorry.

I'm happy because I like you, but a small jealous part of me wants to call you a bastard...

 

 

/goes to work

[LightBulbFun]

its a brick of fluorescent tubes   (theres 10 Very rare Thorn 14W, 15 inch T12s here)

 

 

(these 10 tubes where the ones caught up in the shipping issue i grumped about in the grumpy thread, DHL actually called me to resolve the issue where I found out the ebay seller inputted my post code wrong, so top marks to DHL for calling me to resolve the issue )

[Datsuncog]

Been dicking about for the best part of a week now trying to fix the Forester's non-functioning sidelight. New bulbs - nothing. Electrical contact cleaner - nothing. Glassfibre brush to scrape any grot off the contacts - nothing.

 

This morning, in a mild temper, I smacked the bugger with the heel of my hand.

 

It blinked on straight away.

 

Hopefully it'll still be working later, too.

 

There's more to be said for percussive maintenance than you might think...

[beko1987]

Been dicking about for the best part of a week now trying to fix the Forester's non-functioning sidelight. New bulbs - nothing. Electrical contact cleaner - nothing. Glassfibre brush to scrape any grot off the contacts - nothing.

 

This morning, in a mild temper, I smacked the bugger with the heel of my hand.

 

It blinked on straight away.

 

Hopefully it'll still be working later, too.

 

There's more to be said for percussive maintenance than you might think...

I had similar last week, my dad noticed I had a brake light out. So I whipped the cover off to extract the bulb so we could procure a new and correct one. However it was not blown... Refitted it and its working again! 10 minutes later with a scrap of sandpaper and every bulb removed, cleaned and refitted and a full compliment of lighting apparatus is restored!

[320touring]

I always start with percussive maintenance, then replace the now thoroughly broken unit with a new, non fucked one

 

100% fix* rate

[nomiST]

Been dicking about for the best part of a week now trying to fix the Forester's non-functioning sidelight. New bulbs - nothing. Electrical contact cleaner - nothing. Glassfibre brush to scrape any grot off the contacts - nothing.

 

This morning, in a mild temper, I smacked the bugger with the heel of my hand.

 

It blinked on straight away.

 

Hopefully it'll still be working later, too.

 

There's more to be said for percussive maintenance than you might think...

 

 

 

Ha! Half the dashboard lights in my Forester only work after a quick slap.

 

In fact, I've currently got a sidelight out (that I replaced recently, for which you need to take the headlamp out!) so I'll go and give it some gentle persuasion in the morning.

 

-Simon

[cobblers]

Left the unit early and "telecommuted" for the afternoon.

 

I had to build the website and I keep getting distracted by building test jigs and stuff so I came out to a quiet campsite for the afternoon. Bonus dead 306 and Ford explorer, this view is costing me twelve quid a night!

[Jerzy Woking]

Mightycarmods VW Golf R has the same registration number as a Suzuki 125 motorbike in the UK (DYM 45V).

[LightBulbFun]

Swirl for the camera! a fun little phenomenon that happens in older fluorescent tubes when they are being lit for the first time, as they burn off slight contaminants and break in (Thorn tubes are especially known for doing it) the swirl is caused by the actual arc stream/discharge moving around

 

 

(the video quality is shit because I had to record it through a CD-R to get it to show up properly)

[puddlethumper]

Went round to my usual part worn tyre man today to see

what he had and got 4 handcocks fitted for £75.

The grin ? They all have 7mm tread depth which

I reckon is as near to new as you can get.

My bank balance is grinning too.

I didn't need them yet, still 2/3 mm on what I had

but I pop in near when I might need new* to see what he has.

   

[myglaren]

Swirl for the camera! a fun little phenomenon that happens in older fluorescent tubes when they are being lit for the first time, as they burn off slight contaminants and break in (Thorn tubes are especially known for doing it) the swirl is caused by the actual arc stream/discharge moving around

 

 

(the video quality is shit because I had to record it through a CD-R to get it to show up properly)

Often wondered what that was all about

[cobblers]

Went round to my usual part worn tyre man today to see

what he had and got 4 handcocks fitted for £75.

The grin ? They all have 7mm tread depth which

I reckon is as near to new as you can get.

My bank balance is grinning too.

I didn't need them yet, still 2/3 mm on what I had

but I pop in near when I might need new* to see what he has.

   

He's grinning too because he'll sell your old ones for £18 a piece to someone who's not paying a lot of attention

[STUNO]

Retiring on Friday.

 

FUCKING WHOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Sorry.

 

ME..... retired 5 years ago.

Starting new job next week  WHOOFUKHINGHOOOOOOOOOOO

[purplebargeken]

I'll be going back in a months time to do two shifts a week and will also do a day or two a week for my osteopath.

[paulplom]

On fb earlier. Lol.

 

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[Landy Mann]

An honest for sale ad

 

[Floatylight]

Not sure if a grump or a grin..

 

Look what I woke upto outside the house this morning, 3 Wagons working for Severn Trent water, must be a major job broke out don't you reckon? errr no they've all come to fill in a 2ft square hole after the valve was replaced yesterday. Privatisation of our water supplies has made them much more efficient!!!

 

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[busmansholiday]

This did make me smile,

 

 

Yes, that's a real fire in the back.

 

This didn't,

 

[MikeR]

today I had the pleasure of driving a bus load of french girls into Liverpool Albert dock ....

 

and the lead girl decided to sit next to the driver !!!!!!!

 

calm down everyone 

 

so she rushed around to the drivers door of the bus , opened it

 

and was greeted by a steering wheel  !!!

 

we drive on the left in England   ..   

[purplebargeken]

As of now............... officially retired!

[beko1987]

You bored yet?

[The Moog]

Current my driveway has a 1990 rover, 1991 mx5 and 1990 Peugeot 205.

 

I would be a king in 1991 with cars like that .

[hairnet]

An honest for sale ad

 

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the one opposite the airport

 

pool car for the fuel gadgees

[andy18s]

As of now............... officially retired!

So you'll be looking for a project car now,yes?

[reb]

How to brighten your day at the expense of everyone else's sanity.

Step 1, acquire many kazoos:

 

Step 2, leave in communal area of someone else's flat:

 

Of course the "someone else's" part is absolutely imperative here.

 

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[Zelandeth]

One of those rare occasions where a supplier cheaping out on stuff has actually worked well as far as I'm concerned.

 

Bought a cheap exhaust off eBay (as I'm fully intending to get a stainless system fitted at some point) to tide me over, and aside from the usual "minor fit issues" which were addressed by careful application of a 4lb lump hammer, it turns out that the silencer itself doesn't appear to actually contain any baffles.

 

While a lot of people probably would see this as a downside, I don't. Quite simply because it sounds bloody brilliant...Means I've a pretty good idea what sort of setup to build when I get to that stage.

 

Also getting a grin from having thrown a 29 year old Merc T1 in for an MOT and not having any corrosion issues flagged up...that's got to be considered a win!

[Wack]

today I had the pleasure of driving a bus load of french girls into Liverpool Albert dock ....

 

and the lead girl decided to sit next to the driver !!!!!!!

 

calm down everyone 

 

so she rushed around to the drivers door of the bus , opened it

 

and was greeted by a steering wheel  !!!

 

we drive on the left in England   ..   

35 years ago I had a market stall in cambridge , some German student girls came round with a questionnaire about Germany

 

I was doing ok with the right answers, they were all giggly up to the point they asked if I knew any German words

 

The only German words I knew were from war comics

 

Achtung spitfire and hande hoch englander killed it stone dead so I left out , for you Tommy ze var ist over

[STUNO]

An honest for sale ad

 

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 Number please !  It should fit right in here , also very cheap by our prices.