ebay 'BARGAINS'

[AeroNautiCal]

^^^ Well spotted!

 

Googling their various names reveals horror stories galore!

[M'coli]

That Civic doesn't appear on the DVLA, is this why I get the nagging feeling that it's on a Manx registration?

[M'coli]

That Civic doesn't appear on the DVLA, is this why I get the nagging feeling that it's on a Manx registration?

[Spiny Norman]

Desirable model? - check

Low mileage? - check

Well prepared with good photos and valeted? - check

 

[Spiny Norman]

Desirable model? - check

Low mileage? - check

Well prepared with good photos and valeted? - check

 

[face]

CLAG!

 

£2K

 

144K miles!

[face]

CLAG!

 

£2K

 

144K miles!

[Spiny Norman]

Holy shit!

 

 

BEFORE I APPLIED THE PAINT IT WAS MINT AND ORIGINAL

[Spiny Norman]

Holy shit!

 

 

BEFORE I APPLIED THE PAINT IT WAS MINT AND ORIGINAL

[RedSparrow]

Nicely ruined.

 

This photo from the listing ticks several boxes of the VW 'individualism' stereotype:

 

-Hawaiian shirt

-VW camper

-Rust

 

OMG SO INDAVIDUL NOONE ELSE DUS TTHIS IM UNIQUE etc

[RedSparrow]

Nicely ruined.

 

This photo from the listing ticks several boxes of the VW 'individualism' stereotype:

 

-Hawaiian shirt

-VW camper

-Rust

 

OMG SO INDAVIDUL NOONE ELSE DUS TTHIS IM UNIQUE etc

[Junkman]

A true Autoshiter's delight:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/400327006363? ... 1423.l2649

[Junkman]

A true Autoshiter's delight:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/400327006363? ... 1423.l2649

[Wilko220]

Wrong thread m8 - one for eBay Tat Volume X

[Wilko220]

Wrong thread m8 - one for eBay Tat Volume X

[Junkman]

True.

[Junkman]

True.

[R9UKE]

Adding "*************URGENT SALE**************" does not quadruple your Hyundai's value unfortunately. Prick.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonat ... 43b45fd88b

 

[R9UKE]

Adding "*************URGENT SALE**************" does not quadruple your Hyundai's value unfortunately. Prick.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonat ... 43b45fd88b

 

[Morgan84]

I quite like them Sonata's with the big staring lamps

[Morgan84]

I quite like them Sonata's with the big staring lamps

[CreepingJesus]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

[CreepingJesus]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

[Rod/b]

To be fair, a 302 is a 5 litre engine, almost, so it's fairly huge in a car that size.

 

But still, what a fucking spazbucket of a vehicle, especially at £29k

[Rod/b]

To be fair, a 302 is a 5 litre engine, almost, so it's fairly huge in a car that size.

 

But still, what a fucking spazbucket of a vehicle, especially at £29k

[Junkman]

Holy shit. I say his wife could be the first woman I understand.

[Junkman]

Holy shit. I say his wife could be the first woman I understand.

[RedSparrow]

Shame, that was probably an alright car once. I do like the interior colours.

[RedSparrow]

Shame, that was probably an alright car once. I do like the interior colours.

[Alexg]

That Pinto has to be one of this threads classics. I guess it's not road legal, it looks shit and it's £30k, much laughter indeed