ebay 'BARGAINS'

[alcyonecorporation]

On 5/24/2023 at 10:13 PM, High Jetter said:

Diabloical

Diablolical.

[Jim Bell]

26 minutes ago, coachie said:

Expensive Top Gear satnav

These must be worth about £20 max as a functional device. 

 

Probably less, coz they can only direct you ............................ 

BACK TO THE STUDIO. 

[Agila]

1 hour ago, coachie said:

Expensive Top Gear satnav

These must be worth about £20 max as a functional device. 

Even a crack head wouldn't steal that from an open window.

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said:

Diablolical.

That's what I said! 🤣

[alcyonecorporation]

4 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

That's what I said! 🤣

LOL

[wesacosa]

[Soundwave]

Sometimes, a white-walled photo studio just isn't enough to help sell your overpriced shitty car. Instead you have to use a completely white dimensional void.

Don't all rush at once to place your £1500 starting bid for a Rover with no MOT that they couldn't even be arsed to clean.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235034945418

[Metal Guru]

13 hours ago, wesacosa said:

What a rip off! It’s£1.50 postage for that.

[GC97]

Mint condition what a bargain at just £2290 😂

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202306038095520?advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&make=Nissan&model=Micra&postcode=Ts23 2er&sort=year-asc&fromsra

[Rocket88]

10 large ones for a 1300 with the wrong wheels. “ l know what it’s worth” nonsense in the spiel……

[83C]

The car itself - probably ok.

The advert however… 

‘2995 off a forecourt’. But its not on a forecourt, so pointless statement.

’you can only MoT a car with 28days mot left’ - bullshit. I can present a car for test any day I like, even the day after a successful test. However, to preserve the original expiry date it can only be within 28 days. 

MoT with no advisories - actually yes:

Apart from the failure a few days previously:

In the world of used cars it’s not the worst by any means, but the advert bullshit puts me right off. I don’t give a fuck how much it might be on a forecourt, it’s irrelevant. It’s also been hawked around the various Facebook pages locally, the starting price was £2250 on one ad. If you’re that certain it’ll pass a ‘clean mot’ just fucking get on with it. Unless you know it won’t…

[wesacosa]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304015856649?atmobcid=soc3

[bezzabsa]

8 hours ago, wesacosa said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304015856649?atmobcid=soc3

 

HOW EFFIN MUCH!!!!!

[Stinkwheel]

5 minutes ago, bezzabsa said:

HOW EFFIN MUCH!!!!!

That’s the rwd Ford tax sir, it makes anything with a blue oval and rear diff worth at least twice anything similar, despite them not really being any better 

[RoverFolkUs]

Yes, it's one of a kind with such low mileage. But I'd be interested to see who's paying 10 bags for a dog dick red base spec MK5 golf!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202305267800890?

As featured on high peak autos: 

 

[sdkrc]

 

8 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Yes, it's one of a kind with such low mileage. But I'd be interested to see who's paying 10 bags for a dog dick red base spec MK5 golf!

As featured on high peak autos: 

 

"I paid £3k, I think I paid too much but it could be worth double that"

Haha. Fuck sake. 

 

[Jazoli]

I had to laugh at this week's autocar on 'cast iron used low mileage buys'

Are they on a different planet?

£7K for a golf, jimny and accord just because they are low miles

[Cheggers]

 
"I paid £3k, I think I paid too much but it could be worth double that"
Haha. Fuck sake. 
 

Fair play to him though, he's always very honest about his mistakes as well as his successes.

[sdkrc]

I think he should up the price to £12k

[Remspoor]

19 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Yes, it's one of a kind with such low mileage. But I'd be interested to see who's paying 10 bags for a dog dick red base spec MK5 golf!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202305267800890?

As featured on high peak autos: 

 

I love to hate that High Peak guy. He hates so many things that should be normal. Then there is another car salesman from Somerset. Can't remember the channel's name. Not quite so snobbish as HP but he is really picky (in a negative way) about  his own stock. Why would you do that?

[sheffcortinacentre]

On 6/10/2023 at 4:26 PM, Stinkwheel said:

That’s the rwd Ford tax sir, it makes anything with a blue oval and rear diff worth at least twice anything similar, despite them not really being any better 

Just like VW campers.  It's the £600,000 cosworth effect with Sierra's.

[neil1971]

Form an orderly queue for these secondhand wiper blades

[TheOtherStu]

22 hours ago, neil1971 said:

Form an orderly queue for these secondhand wiper blades

Lol 8 quid.
I've some brand new ones in a box that are the wrong size they can have for half that.
They sell them for 8 quid in Aldi. That exact model.

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266300733607

149k miles 

A few scratches and scuff to both exterior and interior 

[horriblemercedes]

18 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266300733607

149k miles 

A few scratches and scuff to both exterior and interior 

Damn, my mate spotted that one the other day. I meant to post it here but forgot

[wesacosa]

[ProgRocker]

^ Remember those halcyon days when Ladas were once cheap and cheerful* cars? 

[TheOtherStu]

2 hours ago, ProgRocker said:

^ Remember those halcyon days when Ladas were once cheap and cheerful* cars? 

The problem is, when they were about, no-one would be seen dead in one. Now, there's this rose-tinted view that they were the best ever.
The Skoda was the one to have. The Lada, definitely not.

It's the whole 80s revival thing.

[tooSavvy]

@TheOtherStu.. "..they were the best ever.
The Skoda was the one to have."

👍 = Rapid/130(trailing rear arms)

😎

[sierraman]

On 6/6/2023 at 11:24 AM, 83C said:

The car itself - probably ok.

The advert however… 

‘2995 off a forecourt’. But its not on a forecourt, so pointless statement.

’you can only MoT a car with 28days mot left’ - bullshit. I can present a car for test any day I like, even the day after a successful test. However, to preserve the original expiry date it can only be within 28 days. 

MoT with no advisories - actually yes:

Apart from the failure a few days previously:

In the world of used cars it’s not the worst by any means, but the advert bullshit puts me right off. I don’t give a fuck how much it might be on a forecourt, it’s irrelevant. It’s also been hawked around the various Facebook pages locally, the starting price was £2250 on one ad. If you’re that certain it’ll pass a ‘clean mot’ just fucking get on with it. Unless you know it won’t…

‘If this... if that’ ‘If I had a million quid and a foot long cock’ 🤣