What's the first car you had sex in?

[Eyersey1234]

On 06/02/2022 at 00:20, Daviemck2006 said:

Vauxhall astra mk1 in 1984 in a layby. She became my wife, unfortunately.

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You married a Mk1 Astra? 🤣🤣

[beko1987]

I hit 2nd base in the back of a mates 206 3 door back in 2008ish... 

I subsequently bought that as my first car a year later so I hit 2nd base in my own car (was the most action it ever saw 🙄) 

[MrGTI6]

Citroen Saxo circa 2012. Hearing We Belong Together by Mariah Carey takes me straight back!

Can only assume I must have been a lot more agile back then, because just thinking about it now gives me backache. 

I remember de-frosting the car the following morning and her footprints being clearly visible in the condensation on the windscreen. 

[Macscrooge]

c1986 in GF's '84 Ford Escrot convertible.  I must have been a lot more bendy in those days  - though even then it was very uncomfortable!

[grogee]

Mk2 Vauxhall Astra Estate, with the seats folded down. 

Sorry Dad 

 

(note: it wasn't Dad that I had sex with, but it was his car) 

[Noel Tidybeard]

fraud sierror estate- but in the front seat

2 other friends were in the boot!

[GeordieInExile]

Citroen Saxo, on the way to a wedding with an ex. Not the most comfortable experience of my life.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Triumph 2000 saloon owned by my then girlfriend’s dad. He ran a small, village garage/workshop so we also made good use of Morris 1300GT, Clubman Estate, Datsun 100 Estate, Triumph Herald and a Toledo (the latter two he sold to my Dad).

How about the last car you had sex in?

The same Triumph 2000 estate, 1981

[sierraman]

1997 Mondeo, her feet kept catching on the buttons for the stereo which put me off my rhythm. 

[UltraWomble]

Austin Mini Sprite 1984

Difficult but not impossible. 

[Spiny Norman]

With somebody else, right? 🫥

[Rustybullethole]

53 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Austin Mini Sprite 1984

Difficult but not impossible. 

All part of the challenge. 

Mk1 Metro if we're discounting bj's. Throwing the front seats forward and having her ride me worked best. 

Was on the insurance of my dads Escort estate lease car at the time though he used to get all aggy about it stinking of smoke and the hot rock holes/sex stains on the seats. Apparently he was going to get charged for that, I thought it would be normal wear and tear.

He relaxed a bit after he ripped the bumper clean off it mind. 

Edited Sunday at 18:14 by Rustybullethole

[Mr Pastry]

MG Midget, in the passenger side obviously.   She was a very slim lass, which helped.  Can't remember how we managed to get out of the position afterwards,  but I can confirm that you can do it in an MG, as the ads used to say.   Take my advice, don't bother.

[calebaaront]

Before I was a married man. I met a woman on Tinder, she sloshed my tosh with her mouth and hands in my Cooper S. can’t remember her name was probs crystal or something along those lines.
1/10 wouldn’t do it again (in a mini) 

[Imhotep]

Hard to believe I got laid in this thing, looking like this with huge wheels that didn’t fit and the stench of second hand chip fat oil wafting through the cabin from the blowing exhaust, because the engine needed to be running because it was -8c, but weirder things have happened…

 

[High Jetter]

Back seat of a 1979 mini, then rear deck of a Hillman Husky or maybe other way round. Later, Mk1 Escort van, in the back - one to regret as got seen and taken the p out of for ages...

[RoverFolkUs]

9 hours ago, sierraman said:

1997 Mondeo, her feet kept catching on the buttons for the stereo which put me off my rhythm. 

"Re-record, not fade away" 😂😂

[nev_jr]

2022 in my Isuzu trooper when I was living in Lanzarote,  there was so much room it’s like they designed it with bonking in mind. 
 

Only the moose in the current fleet will offer similar comfort I feel. I’ve done other extra curricular activities in other vehicles but that’s the one where it all happened. 
 

DONT ASK ME ABOUT THE SWEDISH GIRL AT THE START OF 2023!

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What happened with THE SWEDISH GIRL AT THE START OF 2023?

[Popsicle]

A 1979 brown Triumph Dolomite 1500HL. Lovely plush velour seats, lovely Irish lass, with a rather large derriere, the hand brake lever never had a straight action again after such an enthusiastic performance.

[plasticvandan]

This thread must be the only safe haven for those that don't want to get spammed by an invacare 😅

[paulplom]

Y reg nissan sunny with no boot floor on a farm track. Ended up arse first in a dyke trying to do a three point turn in the pitch black. Headlights were almost pointing straight up.

I rang the scrap man in the morning to go and collect. 

Circa 1989 iirc.

[mercedade]

17 minutes ago, paulplom said:

 Ended up arse first in a dyke 

The mind boggles. 

Plumbers eh? 

[bezzabsa]

Many BJ's in many vehicles, 1st time sex was in a proton aeroback 1.3... quite roomy in the front with the seat all the way back..

Also notable mentions for My works Scania , Daf 45, and also on numerous motorcycles (not moving and in shed) 

centre console in LR Discovery tends to get in the way though....she also enjoyed the gear knob/gear stick in the Volvo 244 I had......many wet wipe were used after before I drove it back home

[myglaren]

I'm sure that I responded to this survey some time in the past but this just caught my eye

How to have sex in your car

It is in Swedish and behind a paywall but just the title is enough.

In Borås Tidning,  I used to live there. Borås, that is.

[martc]

Gentlemen, this reminds me of something that happened to a mate of mine in the '80's.

Said mate had a blue (yes blue) Escort Mk1. He and his girlfriend drove all the way across Hull from Cottingham to Paull (at the time a pretty desolate spot on the banks of the Humber) to do the deed. Once completed he threw the used prophylactic out of the window (yes I know but the seagulls have eaten worse) and drove back home through Hull. 

Once disembarked he found a 'nice' surprise. The used johnnie had wrapped itself around the door handle and was presumably flapping in the wind from the same all the way home. Oh, the embarrassment.

Incidentally, like all Escorts, it was rotten as a pear and due to spectacularly fail it's MoT. He was going on holiday for a fortnight (with the same lass) and devised a cunning plan to rid himself of it. He drove it to Hulls red-light area (Waterhouse Lane/Earl de Grey environs at the time) and left it there, windows down and key in the ignition. On returning home he fully expected it to be gone and a nice insurance payout would be in the offing. It was still there, with slightly damp seats, hopefully from rain coming through the window. Even the miscreants of Hull didn't want it.

I'm rambling here but his Escort and one belonging to another mate (a dark metallic brown one) could both be opened and started using the ignition key from my Neval Minsk 125 motorbike. Oh and the Fords keys wouldn't even fit into the Nevals ignition barrel, never mind start it.

 

[Alan_Green]

Lost my virginity in a Rolls to a fit blonde celeb.  (Jimmy Saville was a big star back then.)  

[myglaren]

48 minutes ago, Alan_Green said:

Lost my virginity in a Rolls to a fit blonde celeb.  (Jimmy Saville was a big star back then.)  

There used to be a Rolls navigate our narrow streets lined with parked cars most evenings.  It couldn't actually get to the house it was aiming for due to the parked cars. and cul-de-sacs.

Was dropping of a very beautiful blonde girl, younger sister of a former school mate.  She worked with my best mate putting ships in bottles in Robin Hoods Bay,  She would have been about 16 at the time.

Was ages before I discovered that it was Jimmy Savile in his Rolls.  Often wondered if he took advantage of her, only more recently of course as he was seen as kosher back then.

Seemed like a twat to me but that was pretty standard for DJs.

[twosmoke300]

A 1972 beetle 1300

Fuck me that dash is cold when your bare arse touches it on the outstroke !

[warch]

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Rimmer-Still, the first time The first time was this girl I met at cadet school, Sandra.
We did it in my brother's car.
- What was it like? - Brilliant.
Incredible.
Bentley V8 convertible.
Walnut panelling.
Marvellous machine.
Marvellous.

(Red Dwarf, Marooned)

My brother was boffing a girl in the back of a Land Rover once. The rhythm (of the night) must have vibrated the spare wheel (which is located upright behind the front seats) loose so it fell off and landed on him. 

I think the only time I've ever done it in a car was in a girls 306 XSI at a festival in North Wales. It wasn't my finest performance I have to say.