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#8191 OFFLINE   hobo

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 08:21 PM

Kerwolty lystin skilz! http://cgi.ebay.co.u...k4 ... 240:1318

to the bloke selling the "RS escort diesel estate",which is bollocks,what on earth have you done,bought,sold,selling,going on about?is that dumbass for real?!

#8192 OFFLINE   hobo

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 08:26 PM

P.S.can anybody please tell me why they bother to put an RS turbo grille,bonnet,etc onto a diesel escort.........ESTATE!!!!!or have i missed the point?!?

#8193 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 08:28 PM

Jesus H Christ. You'd have thought they wouldn't let the remedial kids near the computer for their own safety. Incredible.

#8194 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 08:54 PM

Shit the bed, I have just realised that illiterate Escort man is someone I have met. I bought a set of wheels off him a couple of years ago for about £20, I recall he was a bit of a pain in the ass as he couldn't remember his postcode or something daft, luckily I could work out where he was, on the arse end of Letchworth's grim 'Jackmans' estate, home of the terminally thick. I was greeted by some hideous scrawny slapper type 'woman', who bellowed across their council gaff at him at around 200db. Still, whilst appearing to be educationally subnormal, he did chuck in a big bag of wheel nuts too, which is something at least.

#8195 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 09:53 PM

Minter of a Monstro! http://cgi.ebay.co.u...TR ... 240:1318
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#8196 OFFLINE   aled

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 09:57 PM

page 555 and no scoobydoos on yet :?
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#8197 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 10:05 PM

What a beast! a much better conclusion than being painted in dulux and reduced to its component parts!
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#8198 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 10:05 PM

If you insist
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#8199 OFFLINE   Twiggy

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 11:40 PM

Very nice...

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#8200 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 12:08 AM

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#8201 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 01:31 AM

Shit the bed, I have just realised that illiterate Escort man is someone I have met. I bought a set of wheels off him a couple of years ago for about £20, I recall he was a bit of a pain in the ass as he couldn't remember his postcode or something daft, luckily I could work out where he was, on the arse end of Letchworth's grim 'Jackmans' estate, home of the terminally thick. I was greeted by some hideous scrawny slapper type 'woman', who bellowed across their council gaff at him at around 200db. Still, whilst appearing to be educationally subnormal, he did chuck in a big bag of wheel nuts too, which is something at least.

The Jackmans estate is a grim place indeed. It would seem that all the UK's bottom feeders and inbreds live in that area. :lol: BTW Pog, my brother tells me that the bloke who owned that old Mk2 Escrote estate in Batford now has an old jap estate instead!

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#8202 OFFLINE   Twiggy

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 02:33 AM

OOH, ER...

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#8203 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 11:24 AM

Bloody hell a Moskvitch! thats got to be in the ultimate autoshite top ten... weren't they truly appalling? :shock:

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 01:34 PM

Anyone would think it was John Lennons Roller... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0294296676 Think at £20k, they were robbed... And http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0320592510 All I can say is, WHY? :shock:

#8205 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 01:43 PM

:? what a strange/pointless/rubbish idea...

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#8206 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 05:57 PM

Methinks the Viva now has the Pinto and he's trying to make some money back.

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 07:19 PM

Hi,
I always wonder why this does not get sold.
I have posted it before as it has been on the market for over a year and should be available for 800 Euros. Yes, the TL trim and engine and colour is not really what you'd want, but AC and the red interior should push some buttons.

http://www.leboncoin...6480.htm?ca=7_s

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One could stick in a TD engine...

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#8208 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 07:58 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-1983-FORD-SIERRA-GHIA-2-0-PINTO-VIVA-1256-HA-HB-HC_W0QQitemZ150320592510

All I can say is, WHY? :shock:

Something doesn't really ring true with that. DVLA has it down as 1993cc... If you'd wanged a sub 1500 engine in it you'd tell 'em for your ticket to cheaper tax city!

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GREAT CONDITION FOR AGE

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That's a pretty half arsed Ghia. Where's the colour coded mirrors, black trim panel between the rear lights, chrome round the side windows, rear wiper...!!

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#8209 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 08:00 PM

Hi,

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One could stick in a TD engine...

Daniel

Hmm. I wonder if the AC would fit mine.....

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 08:04 PM

If that Renner Twenty were not 1,846,329,544 miles away it would be tempting. Getting it back from the south coast would probably add around another £300 to the price, which spoils it a bit...

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 05:21 PM

Arse selling time, belongs to a mate of mine and on sale once the tax is cleared :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=180320571533

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#8212 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 06:21 PM

Arse selling time, belongs to a mate of mine and on sale once the tax is cleared :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=180320571533

http://i20.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/2a/93/a3...

Iwas just aboutto say that looks like Keiths that he as been trying to gt shut of, theb i saw who the seller was :oops:
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:04 PM

:lol: Thats the one

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:40 PM

Is this a double post? Cumbrian Tagora
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#8215 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:51 PM

Tonight's musings:

Speke built TR7, single bulge bonnet etc.
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Non-scene (yet) splitty VW van
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Goggomobil!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8216 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:53 PM

Renner 21 Monnaco
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#8217 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:58 PM

Renner 21 Monnaco

Not tempted by it yourself, or did you get an auto?

#8218 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 10:04 PM

Temted, but distance will probably work against me. Reliant on wife ferrying me about and she has firm views on my purchase of shite.Loving that dash though.
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 11:36 PM

Yummy bum cheeks...

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The seller had that lovely Panhard pickup a while back.

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 11:43 PM

Yummy bum cheeks...

http://i20.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/2a/91/fb...

The seller had that lovely Panhard pickup a while back.

Thats lovely!

Reminds me of the one from Romancing the Stone.

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