The daftest shite creations...

[RoverFolkUs]

Inspired by the couple of recent posts in the tat thread containing cars made to look like animals, here's a place to post a compilation of cars that have had daft things done to them,  maybe in a vain attempt to make them more desirable...?

First up, we have this Ford Ka(ck) made to look like a rabbit

 

This dumb and dumber-spec Xsara Picasso:

 

And of course not forgetting the ex-DW Multipla 

 

[sutty2006]

If only I had my charity banger rally pictures to hand…. 

[bunglebus]

Seat dog

[RoverFolkUs]

2 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Seat dog

They made a dog's dinner of matching the colour of the fur between the "leg" and the body....

 

(.....gets coat etc 😬)

[big_al_granvia]

used to advertise the owners pet crematorium in ayr, guy is a total wank

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

16 hours ago, big_al_granvia said:

used to advertise the owners pet crematorium in ayr, guy is a total wank

 

Also has Pet Heaven plastered on his Mitsubishi FTO. He's a wucking fanker for sure.

[Missy Charm]

That's a rare photo of Janette Krankie and Michael Fabricant's 2005 trip to the Worthing branch of Phones 4U.  It was a publicity stunt also involving Kiki Dee and Tim Wonnacott, who drove a companion Ford Galaxy got up to look like a bone.  Ford and Citroen cars were chosen by Phones 4U as part of their 'No Kia' advertising campaign, something which garnered complaints from the South Korean motor industry.  

[motorpunk]

This is brilliant 

[RoverFolkUs]

3 minutes ago, motorpunk said:

This is brilliant 

Took me a moment to suss out what that actually was, should be bonus points for that!

Here you go @purplebargeken - do this to your Espace to make it 25% more desirable? 😛

[AnnoyingPentium]

There's a VW Touareg that skulks Ayr with a decorative gun on top and some Marvel/SHIELD livery on it.

[purplebargeken]

Ooooohhhhh!

[Leyland Worldmaster]

I've actually seen this in the metal. And I've got pictures of it's interior... 

https://londonist.com/london/transport/travelcard-advert-tube-1980s-hilarious

[busmansholiday]

I saw a "recreation" of the original  Batmobile driving through Henley on Friday morning. I was on my way to the car carrying various bags so couldn't get my phone out. I assure you it was;

a), shite

b), I was sober. 

c), I laughed.

 

[stuboy]

[Inspector Morose]

[sheffcortinacentre]

No pics but then everyone knows what a marina looks like.

[Popsicle]

Used to see this around Burton way.

[big_al_granvia]

9 hours ago, stuboy said:

nae con rods or it would be 6wd, need uj's on the front

 

[Out Run]

14 hours ago, big_al_granvia said:

used to advertise the owners pet crematorium in ayr, guy is a total wank

 

I'd be more embarrassed, driving the FTO. 😬

[Dick Longbridge]

13 hours ago, Inspector Morose said:

I remember reading about this a while ago. The lad is keen!

[martc]

We've had these before, Smart cars driven by 'Easigrass' reps, the design of each one, apparently, is 'unique'. Uniquely crap if you ask me.

 Easigrass peddle awful artificial grass which should be banned with immediate effect.

more here - https://www.easigrass.com/about-us/  

[DSdriver]

I was driving north a few years ago, it was pouring with rain and I was following a bini done up to represent a highland cow. The tail was attached to the rear screen wiper so was wagging hypnotically. Fortunately I was not going all the way to Scotland.

Sorry no pics but someone from north of the border must know of it.

[AnnoyingPentium]

16 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Also has Pet Heaven plastered on his Mitsubishi FTO. He's a wucking fanker for sure.

 

2 hours ago, Out Run said:

I'd be more embarrassed, driving the FTO. 😬

He had it done up in white with the Pet Heaven stuck on the side. Now it just takes up space in an already cramped car park near Aldi.

[sutty2006]

15 hours ago, stuboy said:

Used on the 2017 Benidorm bangers charity rally 

[sutty2006]

2017 benidorm bangers

[martc]

23 hours ago, DSdriver said:

I was driving north a few years ago, it was pouring with rain and I was following a bini done up to represent a highland cow. The tail was attached to the rear screen wiper so was wagging hypnotically. Fortunately I was not going all the way to Scotland.

Sorry no pics but someone from north of the border must know of it.

This one?

Or this one?

Sure it wan't a Ford?

Or a Mercedes?

 

And I guess it wasn't a Bedford/Suzuki?

The guesses are getting colder now, almost Friesian...

Udderly ridiculous

That's far too many cowcars.

 

 

 

 

 

[DSdriver]

No1 I suspect as it was a while ago

 

Will they pass their MOTs if their horns don't work?

[RoverFolkUs]

2 hours ago, martc said:

This one?

Or this one?

Sure it wan't a Ford?

Or a Mercedes?

 

And I guess it wasn't a Bedford/Suzuki?

The guesses are getting colder now, almost Friesian...

Udderly ridiculous

That's far too many cowcars.

 

 

 

 

 

Your forgot the Nissan CASHCOW.....

[bunglebus]

Furry creations above have reminded me

[RoverFolkUs]

2 hours ago, MisterH said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1035997500365243/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Always thought the CX-7 was one of the most attractive crossovers. Not sure about this one tho

 

I don't think they quite understood the idea of Dogging

Courtesy of the tat thread