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Surprised Ovlov hasn’t cropped up. Or Landie.
 

(insert name of company or organisation) Sunshine bus- any crew van or minibus.

Motorcycles have loads, many official.

Jellymould- Early 90s Honda CBR600 (also Ford Sierra).

Slabbie- early Suzuki GSXR (also Gixxer)

Foxeye- Yamaha FZR 

and my favourite the Yamma Gamma- Yamaha 350 two stroke in a Suzuki RG (Gamma) frame 

 

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Dagenham Dustbin (Zephyr or Zodiac, usually mk4)

That’s interesting, my dad always used to call the Ford Escort a Dagenham Dustbin, it does roll off the tongue nicely 😀

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Fiat winkypot - Cinquecento
Alfa Bread van - Alfa 145
Flying Brick - Volvo 850 T5
Scooby Doo - Subaru usually with some sort of noisy exhaust
*****car - Chrysler PT Cruiser


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Few  banger racing ones.

Frothy - Vauxhall Cresta 

Aircraft Carrier- Zephyr Zodiac Mk4?  (last one )

Coke Bottle - 2 door Mk 1 Granada

Trummy - Triumph 2000

Auntie - Rover P4

Landcrab - Morris 1800/2200

Donald - Nissan Bluebird

Jellymould - Mk3 Granada

Joey - P6 Rover

Billy Blunder - Austin 1100/1300 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have learnt since joining a Fiesta owners club that Fiesta ST's are often referred to by owners as FiSTs. So i suppose you could go for a fisting cruise if you wanted to?

(Little) Grey Fergie - Ferguson TE20

Monte-no-go - Austin Montego

Breadvan - VW Polo mk1/2 hatchback

Meh-cedes - Any boring/low range Merc

Tranny - Ford Transit

Subuwu - Subaru WRX for the TikTok kids

 

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Talking of bikes -

Hardley Dangerous

Moto Gutsy

Duke

Trumpet

UJM (Universal Japanese Machine - any across the frame four cylinder Japanese bike), see also Rice Burner

Bavarian Bus (any over bloated, over specced, over priced, over rated BMW (ie all of them)) - for bikes, but applies to the cars as well...

Flying Brick (K series BMW - see above)

Also I knew someone with their own slang -

Ford Cortina = congertina

Ford Escort = ezz-uck

Those steps combined with a tow hook  on the back of, here's another one, Trannies = pog bars (bordering on the political incorrect nowadays)

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1 hour ago, primeradoner said:

Few  banger racing ones.

Joey - Rover P6

 

Do you know how the P6 got it’s nickname? It’s not very politically correct but it involves that Joey Deacon fella that was a regular on Blue Peter and weak front suspension. 

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2 hours ago, primeradoner said:

Few  banger racing ones.

Billy Blunder - Austin 1100/1300 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I find it incredible that anyone remembers that PIF.

 As an aside, it is Mrs Blunder who comes up with the greatest meal suggestion of all time. I mean, who wouldn't look forward to coming home to a steaming plate of spaghetti and Brussels sprouts. No wonder they all drove like they wanted to die. 

For those who care.

I implore you to watch to the end. The look on the face of the poor sod actor driving the Cortina says that this was Take 7. He really isn't looking forward to it. 

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42 minutes ago, JimH said:

I find it incredible that anyone remembers that PIF.

 As an aside, it is Mrs Blunder who comes up with the greatest meal suggestion of all time. I mean, who wouldn't look forward to coming home to a steaming plate of spaghetti and Brussels sprouts. No wonder they all drove like they wanted to die. 

For those who care.

I implore you to watch to the end. The look on the face of the poor sod actor driving the Cortina says that this was Take 7. He really isn't looking forward to it. 

I think the person who resprayed that Escort did one of my cars in the ‘80s😳

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4 hours ago, Lankytim said:

Do you know how the P6 got it’s nickname? It’s not very politically correct but it involves that Joey Deacon fella that was a regular on Blue Peter and weak front suspension. 

Yeah I knew that. Think that it was one of the Warlords  who came up with it.

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Seat Leon 

Seat (as on the seat you sit upon) Lemon 

Mg Metro Turbo

Metro Turd-o 

Sierra Cosworth Replica. Rouse special.

Sierra Coworth genuine - s

Severe Codwart 

Vectra B = Mk4 Chavalier. 

Mk5 cortina = mk4 series 80 cortina

M4 escort= mk3 series 2 escort

Ford Focus - The Fuckup. 

Ford probe. Ford penis

Ford cougar Ford Milf 

Ford Puma, fiesta in a frock

Transit van.  Thieves chariot. 

Anything 4x4 - Geep (Not Jeep) 

Nissan Juke. Datsun Joke.

John Deere - too fucking dear.

A DIGGER by Fermec, or CAT or JD : a JCB 

Iveco :  Billy's Dream (wet) @Cavcraft

 

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Trucks….

 

seddon Atkinson - sudden accident

ERF - Errrf

scania - drivers penis enlarger

MAN - Made Another Nacker

Mercedes Benz - Recycled Tiger tank or Hitlers revenge. 

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16 hours ago, Spiny Norman said:



Datsun Puke/Cashcow (Nissan Juke/Qashqai

 

nissan Cashcard I a;ways called them

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