The grumpy thread

[artdjones]

Just now, 155V6 said:

Monroe apparently 

It figures. I put a pair on 2 years ago and one definitely knocks on rebound. The original Renault shocks lasted 240k Kms, and these, about 40k. 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

it goes up like fuck, I save the stuff from the filter for lighting the fire. The slightest bit of flame and the whole thing is alight in seconds.

Yup, as a launderette owner am well aware of flagrantary possibilities. How many bags would you like?

[RoverFolkUs]

22 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Am hoping it's screenwash, planning to sort the non-pumping pump later this week anyway. It's not oil, anyway.

Fingers crossed 

[Zelandeth]

3 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Tumble dryers.

How much fluff/crap is acceptable getting past the draught excluder type seal around the front of the drum . Some I have stripped down have the inside of the cabinet and electrics smothered in it and some even the element area with a layer of fluff , no wonder they catch fire😕

I'd depends on the air path to some extent.  When we heard the news of the recall I gained access to ours to check it out.  A little bit of lint in the outer case, but very, very little.  Pulling the cover off the heater block revealed it to be spotless.

Probably because I clean it out regularly and had replaced the rest bearing several times so the drum didn't drop and come away from the felt seal at the front.

I did wonder why the air intake wasn't kept totally outside the machine -  but I guess it's accounting for them often being stuffed under kitchen units etc where a side or rear mounted intake wouldn't necessarily work.

[Leyland Worldmaster]

4 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Wait for the "Rovers are shit" brigade! - "oh 'har har har' bet the head gasket has gone" - [*loud mouth-breathing noises*/] 

... 🙃

 

Yeah. I was familiar with those. So I silenced some fuckwits that uttered similar 'sentiments' a few years ago. 

I asked a simple question:

If these Rover 75 2.0 V6 cars are so shit, explain to me how it was possible that mine took me on my longest road trip of 720 Road Miles in 17 hours and 45 minutes. To Central Europe. 

I had photographic evidence too. Shut them up good and proper. Essentially I had driven to Cornwall and back in one trip in terms of distances for context... 

😎

[LightBulbFun]

waiting for a lightbulb I bought off ebay to arrive when I idly check the tracking, and I get this load of fucking bollocks

"but there didn't seem to be anyone in" im fucking housebound for the most part, of course I was fucking in!

I expect such bollocks from My Hermes, but not Royal mail, who have always been very good here

even more galling is they left no note through the door and the book a redelivery service does not work with the tracking number I have

[New POD]

7 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Yup, as a launderette owner am well aware of flagrantary possibilities. How many bags would you like?

If you can get hold of used toilet rolls, stuff each of them and market them on etsy as environmentally* friendly fire lighters. 

Note: I once made a batch and gave them to @MikeR as a Christmas present. 

 

*well they are made from recycled materials. 

[Back_For_More]

1 hour ago, New POD said:

If you can get hold of used toilet rolls, stuff each of them and market them on etsy as environmentally* friendly fire lighters. 

Note: I once made a batch and gave them to @MikeR as a Christmas present. 

 

*well they are made from recycled materials. 

I use the kitchen paper tubes - never  a hassle getting a fire going....... works a treat

[Metal Guru]

3 hours ago, Back_For_More said:

I use the kitchen paper tubes - never  a hassle getting a fire going....... works a treat

Petrol works well too apparently.

[RoverFolkUs]

9 hours ago, Leyland Worldmaster said:

Yeah. I was familiar with those. So I silenced some fuckwits that uttered similar 'sentiments' a few years ago. 

I asked a simple question:

If these Rover 75 2.0 V6 cars are so shit, explain to me how it was possible that mine took me on my longest road trip of 720 Road Miles in 17 hours and 45 minutes. To Central Europe. 

I had photographic evidence too. Shut them up good and proper. Essentially I had driven to Cornwall and back in one trip in terms of distances for context... 

😎

Love it!  - perfectly capable cars

[hairnet]

fuck tuesdays

its always tuesdays

looking forward to tomorrow evening now

 

[Matty]

When we do a job in our house we do it proper. Can't catch a bloody break this year

[Wilko220]

Just found out that my local Rover specialist has been forced to close due to redevelopment plans. Been taking my cars here for as long as I’ve been able to drive, and it’s the only place I’ve really felt able to trust for the more complex jobs and that in-depth MGR knowledge when you need it.
 

Particularly rubbish for the guys who were running the place, as it was basically an employee buy-out when the owner retired, and they only took over a couple of years ago. Hope they manage to land on their feet and find something else quickly.

 

 

[paulplom]

Been to the garage to see about my 300c. I was spoon fed shit again so I told him I'm taking it back Monday.
It runs and drives fine but the abs light is on.
Anyone want it for scrap money?

[w00dy]

It's bowls season and i live by the park so the road is littered with the inconsiderate parking attempts of people who really ought to have given up driving by now. 

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, paulplom said:

Been to the garage to see about my 300c. I was spoon fed shit again so I told him I'm taking it back Monday.
It runs and drives fine but the abs light is on.
Anyone want it for scrap money?

What's scrap value on these?  I've fancied one for a while

[paulplom]

Someone from here has just claimed it unfortunately.

[wuvvum]

Balls.

[sierraman]

6 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Just found out that my local Rover specialist has been forced to close due to redevelopment plans. Been taking my cars here for as long as I’ve been able to drive, and it’s the only place I’ve really felt able to trust for the more complex jobs and that in-depth MGR knowledge when you need it.
 

Particularly rubbish for the guys who were running the place, as it was basically an employee buy-out when the owner retired, and they only took over a couple of years ago. Hope they manage to land on their feet and find something else quickly.

 

 

I mean a garage specialising in cars that ceased production 15 years ago and are probably worth sub £1,500 is never going to be a wise business proposal. That said it is a shame when the last places shut their door like this because it’s probably one of the few places to get some jobs done properly.

[High Jetter]

I was looking forward to the next 4 days, catching up on sleep after a busy two weeks and working on the ZTT. Mrs J, however, thinks it's the ideal time to pressure-wash the paths round the place and then clean the windows. Plus, have just learned of a problem at work that I've got to go and fix first thing in the morning

[Remspoor]

53 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Plus, have just learned of a problem at work that I've got to go and fix first thing in the morning

What? You have to go to and step in for some ginger nutter and stand on the balcony ?

[beko1987]

As long as your not the peado one you should be alright 🤔👍

[Wilko220]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

I mean a garage specialising in cars that ceased production 15 years ago and are probably worth sub £1,500 is never going to be a wise business proposal.

To be fair, they were keeping their MGR expertise fairly quiet in recent years. They changed the name of the place  and started promoting themselves as BINI specialists, which they seemed to do a good trade in. But the guys there still knew a Rover 75 like the back of their hand.

[artdjones]

1 hour ago, High Jetter said:

I was looking forward to the next 4 days, catching up on sleep after a busy two weeks and working on the ZTT. Mrs J, however, thinks it's the ideal time to pressure-wash the paths round the place and then clean the windows. Plus, have just learned of a problem at work that I've got to go and fix first thing in the morning

Get a professional window cleaner in. He'll do in an hour what will take you 4.

[artdjones]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

As long as your not the peado one you should be alright 🤔👍

Far be it from me to defend you know who but he was accused of being a ephebophile not a paedophile. An  ephebo?

[AnnoyingPentium]

26 minutes ago, artdjones said:

Get a professional window cleaner in. He'll do in an hour what will take you 4.

Agreed. Our local one can have our windows done in 20 minutes and there's a lot of windows on the house.

[artdjones]

2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Agreed. Our local one can have our windows done in 20 minutes and there's a lot of windows on the house.

Maybe I should have disclosed that I am a professional window cleaner.

[AnnoyingPentium]

3 minutes ago, artdjones said:

Maybe I should have disclosed that I am a professional window cleaner.

I considered going into that but I could only specialise in bungalows since I have a fear of heights.

[artdjones]

Just now, AnnoyingPentium said:

I considered going into that but I could only specialise in bungalows since I have a fear of heights.

It's mostly done from the ground now using deionised water through brushes and poles 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

27 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I considered going into that but I could only specialise in bungalows since I have a fear of heights.

Amongst other things, I briefly considered doing the same myself a couple of years back. Thing is, I get the impression it's a young man's/person's game and there's no escaping the British climate when it's throwing its best at you for the majority of the year. 

I tagged along with my cousin for a day at the time. He's been doing it for around 15 years now and has it made. He specialises in properties in and around some of the affluent villages in the St Just in Roseland area. On the whole, they're large properties with many windows and wealthy owners. He's completely binned our part of Cornwall as he can work shorter days and make more money when working on the 'Cornish riviera'. He's a WFP guy and has a motorised reel and the rest of the kit including a water heater for the winter months. He's around 40 but ultra-fit; marathon runner and he likes to go for a run when he can during his working day where possible. He's making decent money and working the hours he wants. On paper, it sounds amazing. 

@artdjones What's your take on the job?