The grumpy thread

[sheffcortinacentre]

9 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

What if you can get your mitts on an 8-track portable? Then just run it through the aux input?

Got some.

[sheffcortinacentre]

9 hours ago, GrumpiusMaximus said:

I was going more for the 'TechMoan Stack'.
 

 

Different make but got one of those & a new cartridge that's an FM radio powered by a 9v battery.

[RoverFolkUs]

26 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Nope. It's as if it's sitting on the second position when you turn the key. As if I've never started the car!

Will check that, thanks!

I'm honestly at wits end... I could see myself doing a Basil Fawlty with it.

Check the temp guage to see if that goes to zero, since it's ECU controlled it will give you an indication if it's the ECU shitting itself due to loss of power etc

Hopefully Basil Fawlty will not be required 😁

[Minimad5]

6 hours ago, jakebullet said:

We wasn't super impressed last cafe visit when person on the till is wearing a lanyard saying "I have autism and may be slow. Please be patient". Not a nice way to treat your staff at all.

You do realise the general public are cunts ?

So some folk deem it necessary to wear such things to try and avoid cunty customer shouting and ranting at them. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[GeorgeB]

On 3/13/2022 at 8:22 PM, mat_the_cat said:

Almost witnessed a smash today

 

 

Oh yeah, those dangerous people overtaking safely. Shouldn't be allowed.

[mat_the_cat]

6 minutes ago, GeorgeB said:

Oh yeah, those dangerous people overtaking safely. Shouldn't be allowed.

Your words, not mine.

I've not criticised the driver, but when two people have both taken action to reduce the risk of a crash, and the result is missing out on a collision by less than 2 seconds, it's difficult to argue that it was a safe decision. I only slowed by 10mph, but the oncoming car braked rather more. Do you really think they've judged the closing speed accurately, and worked out they can make it? Or just lucky this time?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

13 minutes ago, mat_the_cat said:

Your words, not mine.

I've not criticised the driver, but when two people have both taken action to reduce the risk of a crash, and the result is missing out on a collision by less than 2 seconds, it's difficult to argue that it was a safe decision. I only slowed by 10mph, but the oncoming car braked rather more. Do you really think they've judged the closing speed accurately, and worked out they can make it? Or just lucky this time?

I wouldn't take the poster seriously, fella. Your video clearly shows the car overtaking you dangerously. 

[jakebullet]

2 hours ago, Minimad5 said:

You do realise the general public are cunts ?

So some folk deem it necessary to wear such things to try and avoid cunty customer shouting and ranting at them. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Yes, but the shop have given them the lanyard to wear. It's the "may be slow" bit. It's unnecessary, and to tutting entitled grannies slow means slow , a polite* way to say retard / simpleton / low IQ. It's not speed of service.

I'd rather have got her than the regular staff. Normal* ones are hired on their ability to sound posh than to actually do the job properly. Too busy yapping, not my job m8 types. 

[carburettor]

3 hours ago, Minimad5 said:

You do realise the general public are cunts ?

So some folk deem it necessary to wear such things to try and avoid cunty customer shouting and ranting at them. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Whilst shopping today there was a young lady in Primark with the usual work name badge and another more personal badge, it read please be patient I’m  deaf. She did have a speech impediment with that familiar lack of properly formed words in her speech. But you have to give these people credit for the willingness to pull their weight in society. 
I’m certain no one meant any nastiness towards disabled (less able?) people on here btw.

[Spurious]

Awaking the Audi from the winter slumber and I was going to check over the brakes and lube up the sliders/boots on the caliper. 

The lug nuts have seized on. Fack. 3ft breaker bar is bending but not shifting them. I think it's overdue that I buy that impact wrench I was promising myself.... I'm afraid I'll do damage bouncing on a breaker bar, they're only 17mm bolts. 

[Spurious]

9 minutes ago, Spurious said:

Awaking the Audi from the winter slumber and I was going to check over the brakes and lube up the sliders/boots on the caliper. 

The lug nuts have seized on. Fack. 3ft breaker bar is bending but not shifting them. I think it's overdue that I buy that impact wrench I was promising myself.... I'm afraid I'll do damage bouncing on a breaker bar, they're only 17mm bolts. 

This will be bloody why. I forgot the garage had to swap about the tyres. Fookers probably used a rattle gun as I always use a torque wrench for tightening lug nuts.

[Dyslexic Viking]

It is quite normal for the so called professionals to over tighten wheel bolts and wheel nuts. On the Vivaro I had to use a 2 meter pipe on the braker bar to loosen the wheel bolts on it.

[Spurious]

39 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

It is quite normal for the so called professionals to over tighten wheel bolts and wheel nuts. On the Vivaro I had to use a 2 meter pipe on the braker bar to loosen the wheel bolts on it.

They've lost my return business now. Too late to go back really. 

I remember the day I got the MOT done, I was nervously sitting in a cafe waiting, not becuse of the MOT but rather we'd put an offer on a house the day before and was waiting to hear from that. My mind was clearly elsewhere... 

 

EDIT 

They're off. All 100kg of me bouncing on a 5ft pipe I Found in the garage. 

So, 3 hours of faffing with plusgas, breaker bars wheel lugs and I didn't even get the job I wanted doing done.  They are torqued to the correct 110nm now however. 

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 hour ago, Spurious said:

This will be bloody why. I forgot the garage had to swap about the tyres. Fookers probably used a rattle gun as I always use a torque wrench for tightening lug nuts.

I had the same issue as my local garage had overtightened the bolts on the Fabia. Was 17 1/2 stone of me on the breaker bar to get the feckers off.

[Spurious]

6 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I had the same issue as my local garage had overtightened the bolts on the Fabia. Was 17 1/2 stone of me on the breaker bar to get the feckers off.

Imagine you'd the piddly little VW wheel brace at the side of the road trying to change a tyre. You'd be stuck if you didn't have breakdown cover... 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Just now, Spurious said:

Imagine you'd the piddly little VW wheel brace at the side of the road trying to change a tyre. You'd be stuck if you didn't have breakdown cover... 

Correct, thankfully I've got breakdown cover that I've not had to use (touches the fake wooden coffee table that is in front of me) so far. I tried using that with the expectation that the wheels hadn't actually been off on the Fabia, stupid wee thing was hopeless. The garage clearly FUBAR'ed a wheel bolt as I had a brand new and shiny one there. I didn't know that until I took the nut covers off.

[HillmanImp]

I'm watching an episode of Quantum Leap that was set 30yrs in the past from its broadcast date. 

But the actual episode is 32yrs old now, being broadcast in 1989.

It's just made me realise that programmes from the late 1980s are as old now as the Phil Silvers show was when I watched it, and it was fucking ancient wasn't it?

Christ, I'm old. I should've stopped with that but I then worked out that in 1989 Duck Soup was as old as The Monkees tv show is now and I'm doubly depressed. 

[High Jetter]

58 minutes ago, HillmanImp said:

Christ, I'm old.

I hear you, and feel your pain. It's not good, but better than the alternative!

[sheffcortinacentre]

Being young now?

[High Jetter]

8 minutes ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Being young now?

No, older or dead.

[carburettor]

3 hours ago, High Jetter said:

No, older or dead.

To be honest, I’m pleased I’m not young (under 30) 

I’m probably a conspiracy theorist but the world seems so fucked up now, and unless you (“one”) has considerable amount of money the younger person is likely to be scraping by all the time. My neighbours son racked up debts of almost £30k getting through university, all to no avail. 
🤷‍♂️ 

[cobblers]

As someone much more funnier than me put it:

We are living right the end of the "fuck around" era and entering the "find out" era.

I feel so sorry for the kids of today. The world an awful cruel place and it's only going to get much worse quite quickly.

[Supernaut]

Indeed, to all of the above.

I'm in my early 30s, well, 34. Whenever somebody mentions things like sorting out a good pension or whatever, I laugh at them.

 

You really think retirement is going to be an option 30 years from now? Ha.

Then on top of that, the price of simply existing is spiralling out of control. Fun times to be had by all.

[New POD]

9 hours ago, carburettor said:

To be honest, I’m pleased I’m not young (under 30) 

I’m probably a conspiracy theorist but the world seems so fucked up now, and unless you (“one”) has considerable amount of money the younger person is likely to be scraping by all the time. My neighbours son racked up debts of almost £30k getting through university, all to no avail. 
🤷‍♂️

I was always this way.  I spent a few years in my early 30s despising my parents generation.  There's no way that I could afford to live in the house that my parents brought me up in.  This angered me for some time. 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Things are getting tougher in Norway as well, lack of jobs and rising house prices in certain areas are among the biggest. But we are probably better off than the UK.

[Popsicle]

21 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

I'm watching an episode of Quantum Leap that was set 30yrs in the past from its broadcast date. 

But the actual episode is 32yrs old now, being broadcast in 1989.

It's just made me realise that programmes from the late 1980s are as old now as the Phil Silvers show was when I watched it, and it was fucking ancient wasn't it?

Christ, I'm old. I should've stopped with that but I then worked out that in 1989 Duck Soup was as old as The Monkees tv show is now and I'm doubly depressed. 

I watched Boys from the Blackstuff recently and it dawned on me that the program was made closer to WW2 than today.

[Bren]

6 hours ago, New POD said:

I was always this way.  I spent a few years in my early 30s despising my parents generation.  There's no way that I could afford to live in the house that my parents brought me up in.  This angered me for some time. 

My parents were baby boomers. They struggled. A lot. My dad has got a brand new car. He had to wait until he was 74.

[New POD]

50 minutes ago, Popsicle said:

I watched Boys from the Blackstuff recently and it dawned on me that the program was made closer to WW2 than today.

The title sequence. Has them driving a battered old transit down the dock road, past the liverbuilding, past the bombsite that the Albert dock and "Liverpool one" once were, and South towards the single. If you were to film the same, you would see £££¥¥¥£££££££$$$$$$€€€£¥¥¥₩₩¥££€€££¥$$ investment over the last 40 years. 

[New POD]

4 minutes ago, Bren said:

My parents were baby boomers. They struggled. A lot. My dad has got a brand new car. He had to wait until he was 74.

I don't think mine ever struggled. I don't think any car he owned was second hand since 1959. Most (Apart from an Avenger and a Seirra) were company cars. Since retiring in 2001 he's had 3 new focus estates. 

At one point in the 80s both mum and dad had company cars. 

One thing I do remember is 85% of my school peers were almost certainly better off than us. Proper middle-class affluence on the extreme end of Merseyside. It took me a few years before I discovered life wasnt like that for most people. 

[Wack]

When did drivers get so shit / not give a fuck 

This is all within 2 minutes and 3 roundabouts

Approached a roundabout in the left lane as I'm going straight on , only the twat in the right lane went straight on as well 

Next roundabout a woman in a fiesta stopped dead in front of me when there was nothing on the roundabout , luckily I was nowhere near her 

Then next roundabout there's a car coming round it from my right, not indicating right but the car is positioned for turning right and it's going quite fast so I slow to let him round , then he spots that he doesn't need to go round because this is his exit , most normal people would go round but no with the car all set up for going right he swerves left and only just misses the traffic island.

I'm driving off thinking WTF