The grumpy thread

[LightBulbFun]

Laptop charger cable for my main laptop decided to finally give up the ghost today

which meant an emergency trip to CEX to pick one up, only to find out that despite what the website said, they dont have one in stock

a load of back pain for nothing, makes me pretty grumpy! didn't leave empty handed tho, splurged 50 pence on an Apple Mini Displayport to DVI adapter so I can hopefully use the Xserve with its built in mDP output/MXM graphics card and the such like

 

the cable was slightly* frayed...

(I may be able to solder some wire from the ground/shield to the shielding left on the actual plug end and bodge things along)

[High Jetter]

9 hours ago, twosmoke300 said:

My dad has never had cramp in his life ffs 

Of course, being 'old', he sleeps with a magnet at the bottom of the bed? (True story, my gramps swore by it. Though he'd never swear)

[BorniteIdentity]

Earlier this month I spent £500 on remedials on the Avensis.  Lots of fucking niggles that finally ground me down into submission. One job was to get the front fog lights working again (I’d replaced the indicator stalk and couldn’t get one with dual fog controls - so had a switch wired by an auto electrician)

I’m so fucking glad I did, as tonight I hit a badger at 45 mph and the little tuberculosis ridden shit left most of its head on my front bumper. The front fog light is hanging by the wire, the mounting bracket has sheered and I swear to god if I didn’t have bad luck at the moment I’d have no luck at all. 

Could maybe have hit the anchors but had laddo in the car with me and, on a muddy country lane, we could have landed anywhere. I took a gamble and possibly lost. 

Fuck my actual life. 

[Lord Sterling]

On 10/16/2019 at 5:43 PM, wuvvum said:

I've been to Sheffield twice, to buy cars - a Mk1 Jetta and a Rover 825D.  When I collected the Rover I took the tram to the seller's house.  I cannot remember whether or not I encountered any congestion.

HTH.

Wuvz. If you are ever selling the 825D. Please let me have first dibs. I might have to borrow the money as I am always on my arse financially but to have an 825D! ?

[Cavcraft]

When you enquire about something and the initial response is 'There's two on eBay that are £5,000 each at the moment'.  I didn't fucking ask how much anybody else's was, I asked if you had the paperwork with yours.

[Matty]

Only piston heads makes me grumpy. Just read shed of the week. Astra turbo cab. All the comments about " so council estate". How much time have any of these computer programming middle management cunts ever spent on a council estate? And what's wrong with council estates? Did alright by my lot. Rant over ?

[LightBulbFun]

3 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

Laptop charger cable for my main laptop decided to finally give up the ghost today

which meant an emergency trip to CEX to pick one up, only to find out that despite what the website said, they dont have one in stock

a load of back pain for nothing, makes me pretty grumpy! didn't leave empty handed tho, splurged 50 pence on an Apple Mini Displayport to DVI adapter so I can hopefully use the Xserve with its built in mDP output/MXM graphics card and the such like

 

the cable was slightly* frayed...

(I may be able to solder some wire from the ground/shield to the shielding left on the actual plug end and bodge things along)

 

(I had hopped id have enough battery life to last me, until I passed out, but it was rapidly draining, so in true autoshite fashion without getting out of bed I lent over grabbed a random bit of wire off the floor and bodged something together that should hopefully last until the new charger arrives ) 

[warren t claim]

On 11/24/2018 at 3:08 PM, warren t claim said:

Running a man and his two girls aged 3 and 5 through the local McDonald's drive through. On the way back passenger sees a pretty black lady in her early 20s jogging and says to his kids "look at the monkey running for the bus". You sir are an utter cunt. As I know exactly where you live you may expect some unexpected junk mail shortly.

Remember this post I made nearly a year ago? Well yesterday I had a night time pick up from the local maternity  unit to go to Birkenhead and back and low and behold when I get to the address I recognise it as being the home of the cunt mentioned above. During my usual polite chit chat on the way there he tells me that his girlfriend is having her fourth child which will be his sixth! Now, it'd be really unprofessional of me to have altered the meter to Liverpool tariff (extra £4) and passenger has an animal surcharge (extra £1.70) plus waiting time while he was in his house getting his stuff.

Fucking.

Worthless.

Benefits.

Vacuum.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, warren t claim said:

.....

Fucking.

Worthless.

Benefits.

Vacuum.

Seems to sum up Birkenhead quite well.....

[wuvvum]

12 hours ago, Lord Sterling said:

Wuvz. If you are ever selling the 825D. Please let me have first dibs. I might have to borrow the money as I am always on my arse financially but to have an 825D! ?

Sorry Mo, this was years ago.  Haven't seen an 825D for sale for a while now...

[Lord Sterling]

3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Sorry Mo, this was years ago.  Haven't seen an 825D for sale for a while now...

Ah sorry! I read wrong ?

[Zelandeth]

Bloody sodding tree...

I don't want to kill the grass on the lawn...but sorry, I'm not putting this back over there unless I find a cover for it.  Which isn't easy for an estate for some reason.

Spent most of the afternoon cleaning that gunk off.

[dozeydustman]

Will the 502 error ever go away?

[bangernomics]

Killed my back and now immobile in bed, full of ibuprofen, co-codamol and misery.

Have loads to do and can’t even stand upright. Shit I need to be fit to pedal to work on Monday too.

[bangernomics]

And I need a wee too

[DeeJay]

5 hours ago, Zelandeth said:

Bloody sodding tree...

I don't want to kill the grass on the lawn...but sorry, I'm not putting this back over there unless I find a cover for it.  Which isn't easy for an estate for some reason.

Spent most of the afternoon cleaning that gunk off.

Trump wanabe.

[Zelandeth]

1 hour ago, DeeJay said:

Trump wanabe.

???

[hairnet]

19 plate fucking hire car has tyre pressure warning on it

Only done 13k kms

No steering problem no pulling to one side stopped put 40 lb in it and got to Shay's check it and it's lost 1lb

Found out how to reset it which will happen tomorrow

Fuxake

[paulplom]

And I need a wee too

Just go maan, just go.

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[DoctorRetro]

Fucking bastarding appliances. 

Washing machine died halfway through a load. Have you ever tried to wring the water out of 3 dressing gowns?! 

It was a second hand one we got 4 months ago for 40 quid so shouldn't complain. 

Just bad fucking timing as usual. 

I'm not sure what is exactly wrong but it just stopped. The panel at the front smells of burning. But the motor doesn't. Makes a click as if to start, but nothing happens. Motor and belt turn freely by hand. 

[bangernomics]

Is it a hotpoint.

[DoctorRetro]

40 minutes ago, bangernomics said:

Is it a hotpoint.

Whirlpool 

[High Jetter]

I guess a control board has had a fry-up. Googling the exact model number might throw up some suggestions, or get another s/h cheapy. If you have a launderette nearby with a hydro-extractor (spin-dryer) that would take a lot of the water from the d/gowns.

[bangernomics]

I fixed the Mrs old hotpoint that was acting up because of a blown cap on the power board. About 50p to fix it.

I subsequently had the same fault on mine and my sisters too.

Have a look at the back (or elsewhere where the power comes in to the first board. Look for a bulging capacitor and swap it out.

[bangernomics]

Still in agony stupid back, full of every form of pain killer and still struggling to move/see/type.

IT contractor so will be going to work tomorrow, somehow and probably in a car ffs.

Oh and knobhead from cycle shop charged me £45 for a rear tyre because it kept popping out of the new rim he fitted. And he lost my lock so brought a new one that I thought he was going to try and charge for. Jesus it would’ve been cheaper to buy a new bike. I’ve so far spent £267 on a £350 bike. I’ll wager it’s made him a few quid. Then I went and bought another in the interim as enjoyed a ride on a road bike.

Back now ruined, ferry booked (Mrs B as she has to fucking go at the end of next week) for a weeks time to take kitchen and aga over to France, god knows how I am going to unload that lot given my back is now made of glass.

Grumble moan etc.

[xtriple]

Went to the Co-op to buy stuff, Jumbones, milk and stuff. Somehow managed to spend £58.40 which is enough to make me grumpy but it all went through the till and then the card reader went up in smoke! Literally...

Was advised to go to the cashpoint and get out cash to pay so did, got back to the checkout and it's all being put through again on another till, no one can understand why Cheryl advised me to get cash and she has now vanished! I paid in cash and now have spare money of the folding kind in my wallet. I never have money in my wallet, it makes my bum hot!

[DVee8]

A grump that turned into  a smile

With it being MrsV8's FiL V8 and Junior V4's birthday in 10 days we all went out for Sunday lunch today.We went to a pub that we have been to many times.

£59 for my 4 inc drinks and £26 for MiL and FiL.

4kin awful pre-plated microwaved Sunday lunch,that had zero taste.

A complaint from MrsV8 and GrandmaV8 resulted in a full refund including our drinks.

Just had a Chinese £35 less and spot on. 

[Saabnut]

2 hours ago, bangernomics said:

Back now ruined, ferry booked (Mrs B as she has to fucking go at the end of next week) for a weeks time to take kitchen and aga over to France, god knows how I am going to unload that lot given my back is now made of glass.

Grumble moan etc.

Where in France (it is a fairly large place!) If anywhere near 72 (Sarthe) happy to give you a hand as here for about 10 days or so.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, TheDoctor said:

Whirlpool 

Ah, the brand that more or less sparked the Grenfell Tower disaster 

[taxi paul]

My washer bearings have gone has well. Quick google suggests it's a sealed drum ,bearing whatnot. So will go looking this week. Its lasted 7 years and to be fair is on every bloody day.