The grumpy thread

[twosmoke300]

Didn't think you could fit the derv nozzle in a petrol - must have aimed well

[Timewaster]

He said she put £10 of diesel in. He never said how much went on the floor.

[andy18s]

Didn't think you could fit the derv nozzle in a petrol - must have aimed well

I've seen a woman do exactly this in the past,although more fuel went up the side of the car than in it before all the pumps were shutdown......

[NorfolkNWeigh]

MrsD only ever fills up when the light is flashing...and popped £10 of diesel in her Yaris without realising and drove it till it died... yes I know there is probably a joke in there somewhere about her being used to the nozzle not fitting..... she rang the RAC who said yes we can fix it but it will cost £200...... 200 fucking quid !!! luckily she had the sense to ring me first... went over with a jerry can of petrol got it running and drove it to the petrol station to fill it up..... Its fine now but I will change the fuel filter which is a fiver.....

 

Everyone but me probably already knows this, but apparently Green Flag don't charge for miss-fuelling .

Sister in law filled up my Brother's VW T5 with petrol, they got the same price from the RAC then remembered they'd got Green Flag with a bank account.

[doobietoo]

Its really annoying as I would image all breakdown services carry petrol.... no doubt there is some sensor/ cat related, where there is blame there is a claim, reason they couldn't just do what I did and add 20 litres of petrol but as she drove it until it died I would image any damage would have already been done...Anyway it started and got her to work this morning so all good...

[oldcars]

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I'm not sure what is going on here - I've been a contributor for many years and crossed swords with no one. there have been a few spam attacks of recent, I presume this is connected ?

Your banned because your poor wee car failed its mot   

[Rocket88]

Its really annoying as I would image all breakdown services carry petrol.... no doubt there is some sensor/ cat related, where there is blame there is a claim, reason they couldn't just do what I did and add 20 litres of petrol but as she drove it until it died I would image any damage would have already been done...Anyway it started and got her to work this morning so all good...

 And if a patrol had done that, and it subsequently went bang, most people would claim against the recovery company for a new engine.............

[DodgeRover]

Speaking of misfuels anybody get it regular - would like to try the TVO Fergie tractor on it

[Richard]

It looks as if the local mine that I enjoy exploring is going to get sealed off because someone thought it was a good idea to explore it with a phone torch. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/307800/friends-feared-trapped-in-abandoned-mine-were-exploring-labyrinth-of-pitch-black-tunnels/

[320touring]

It looks as if the local mine that I enjoy exploring is going to get sealed off because someone thought it was a good idea to explore it with a phone torch. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/307800/friends-feared-trapped-in-abandoned-mine-were-exploring-labyrinth-of-pitch-black-tunnels/

That's rubbish!folks should take proper care and responsibility for themselves..

[sierraman]

Fucking puncture this morning on way to work!

 

Tyre flat as a fart 100m down road, was fine last night at about 9pm then this morning it's nearly broke the bead it's that flat. Either it's some glass I've run over or some scrotes been at it. Excuse for new tyres then I think.

[xtriple]

Grin/grump here I think: grin is dropped the Kia of for its MOT and the guy wanted me to leave it with them fine by me if someone runs me up to the garage, which the MOT tester did in my car, got there and the new jumpleads worked a treat and the old girl fired up sweet as...

 

Grump!

 

I was a bit flustered (the dogs were arsing around complaining about being in the car without going somewhere for them to have a walk) and I'd hurt myself lugging the spare battery around etc, so I promptly went and reversed the car into the corner of the garage door! Not a 'lot' of damage, but damage there is and it ain't gonna polish out, only the bumper but still...

 

Oh and I've lost my E-cig and I have no idea how, where or when.

[Guest Hooli]

You silly old bugger!

 

You should have got your butler to see you back.

[rainagain]

That's rubbish!folks should take proper care and responsibility for themselves..

 

The quotes in that article make me wonder about the future of humanity:

 

 

David, of Glenrothes, said: “Me and Aidan didn’t want to stick to the string and we wandered off, we wanted to explore.

 

“We didn’t think it was as big as it was.

 

The pair, who work at nearby Kettle Produce, were underground for two hours and realised they had lost their way in the final 30 minutes.

 

But David said: “We knew we’d get back out, we had plenty of phone battery left.†- great so you could play angry birds until you were found

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David’s mother Jackie Kettrick, of Leslie, read about the incident on Facebook before realising her son was involved.

 

She said: “It was pitch black down there and they had no phone signal. I think he was probably more shaken up than he let on. - no phone signal, that's the worst part they couldn't update their facebook status to 'lost'

[nebuchenezer]

It looks as if the local mine that I enjoy exploring is going to get sealed off because someone thought it was a good idea to explore it with a phone torch. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/307800/friends-feared-trapped-in-abandoned-mine-were-exploring-labyrinth-of-pitch-black-tunnels/

There are about eleventy billion ways to die horribly in a mine be it old and abandoned or new and working.

 

After moving from mining into construction I was astonished to see all manner of people blatantly ignoring no entry signs - do that underground without the right kit and you'll be deader quicker than you can say it.

[nebuchenezer]

Grump:

 

If you are a shop that sells say TV's and have lots of TV's on display with signs indicating that, in exchange for pennies one could walk out the door with one why in the name of (insert deity here) would you have TV's on display with no stock to sell?

 

3 times I have tried to buy a TV and I have been thrice denied:

 

"we have none in stock sir"

 

"OK, how much for the display model?"

 

"Oh we can't sell you that sir, it is our display model"

 

"Why are you displaying a TV for sale when you don't actually have any?"

 

Spins theatrically and flounces out of door.

[Bren]

Bastard DVLA.

 

Despite posting the log book for the focus on 21st October the twats have still taken the money for six months tax.

[Mr A Lawrence]

Its really annoying as I would image all breakdown services carry petrol.... no doubt there is some sensor/ cat related, where there is blame there is a claim, reason they couldn't just do what I did and add 20 litres of petrol but as she drove it until it died I would image any damage would have already been done...Anyway it started and got her to work this morning so all good...

When I was on recovery a few years ago (07) one of the lads brought in a nearly new BMW X5 diesel with a full tank of petrol but hadn't been started,

 

We offered to drain and fill with 20ltrs of derv for £250.

 

Guy said no as "it's under warranty" so it'll have to go to bmw in the morning for them to do "under warranty".

 

A few days later he called back in to us to say he wished he'd taken our offer as bmw pulled his pants down and butfucked him to the tune of nearly £4000, new fuel tank, lines, pump and filters etc.

 

Not covered under warranty apparently.

 

Who'd have thought it eh??

[sierraman]

£250 sounds very reasonable to me. If you've even so much as used the remote locking it primes the fuel lines on some cars so it can be a bit of a job to flush it all out.

[dave21478]

Today was one of those days where I would have happily tazed about 6 people in the face if I had a stun gun.

[dave21478]

Oh, I should say that the sixth person would be myself, having gone into a shop, bought something then walked out, forgetting to pick the fucking thing up from the till.

30 quid well spent there, dave.

[Timewaster]

When I was on recovery a few years ago (07) one of the lads brought in a nearly new BMW X5 diesel with a full tank of petrol but hadn't been started,

 

We offered to drain and fill with 20ltrs of derv for £250.

 

Guy said no as "it's under warranty" so it'll have to go to bmw in the morning for them to do "under warranty".

 

A few days later he called back in to us to say he wished he'd taken our offer as bmw pulled his pants down and butfucked him to the tune of nearly £4000, new fuel tank, lines, pump and filters etc.

 

Not covered under warranty apparently.

 

Who'd have thought it eh??

Reminds me of a tale my mate tells of when he reversed his van into some poor old guys new car and smashed the rear light.

"Oh don't worry about it" said the old fella "is under warranty, the garage will fix it"

I wouldn't like to have seen his face at the service desk.

[Pillock]

Grump:

 

If you are a shop that sells say TV's and have lots of TV's on display with signs indicating that, in exchange for pennies one could walk out the door with one why in the name of (insert deity here) would you have TV's on display with no stock to sell?

 

3 times I have tried to buy a TV and I have been thrice denied:

 

"we have none in stock sir"

 

"OK, how much for the display model?"

 

"Oh we can't sell you that sir, it is our display model"

 

"Why are you displaying a TV for sale when you don't actually have any?"

 

Spins theatrically and flounces out of door.

Firstly, because two thirds of people buying a TV want it delivering, either because it's getting wall mounted by the delivery guys or it won't fit in their car.

So there's no reason to take the TVs off display every time they sell the handful in the warehouse as people will still buy.

 

Secondly, if they take the TVs off display when there's no stock, they're going to spend all their time carrying TVs in and out of the warehouse every time there's a delivery.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj-hfbh6YrQAhWCF8AKHTdFArMQuAIIHDAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DG6afnyV8bf8&usg=AFQjCNGMsBW6elQjZCR-dJmWi9bvN94RSQ&sig2=8wIjdv9k-xFM1V19hc4qrA

 

 

thank god you only wanted to buy a telly......

[cort16]

I need to do an overnight upgrade tonight for work. I switched the system off and 10 and the first item on my check list has so far taken 2hrs 30 min and is at 88%.

i can't tick off the other 20 items on my check list until this has finished. Bollocks. It's going to be a long night.

[Ghosty]

I've taken on too much, I didn't quite feel right about this job and I find myself standing in my kitchen at 4am having a panic attack. I'm stupid to get up this early, stupid to cycle 15 miles to work every morning in fucking winter. I was talking to my mum last night and after a little thought I need to do something else first, to ease myself in, not dive straight into a 40 hour week of manual labour and before dawn starts.

It's bloody hopeless I know, but I just can't do it. There's a job out there for me but I'll know when I find it.

[cort16]

I need to do an overnight upgrade tonight for work. I switched the system off and 10 and the first item on my check list has so far taken 2hrs 30 min and is at 88%.

i can't tick off the other 20 items on my check list until this has finished. Bollocks. It's going to be a long night.

 

Just finished this bastard. Safe to say it didn't go well now I have to go into work for a full days work. GR8

[michael1703]

I've taken on too much, I didn't quite feel right about this job and I find myself standing in my kitchen at 4am having a panic attack. I'm stupid to get up this early, stupid to cycle 15 miles to work every morning in fucking winter. I was talking to my mum last night and after a little thought I need to do something else first, to ease myself in, not dive straight into a 40 hour week of manual labour and before dawn starts.

It's bloody hopeless I know, but I just can't do it. There's a job out there for me but I'll know when I find it.

Your body will adjust once it gets used to the routine

 

Job=money=shiny things

 

It's all worth it

[Lacquer Peel]

There are about eleventy billion ways to die horribly in a mine be it old and abandoned or new and working.

 

After moving from mining into construction I was astonished to see all manner of people blatantly ignoring no entry signs - do that underground without the right kit and you'll be deader quicker than you can say it.

 

I've explored dozens, maybe hundreds of miles of abandoned mines. Not trying to diminish the danger of them, because they are dangerous.

 

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[The Moog]

 

 

I've taken on too much, I didn't quite feel right about this job and I find myself standing in my kitchen at 4am having a panic attack..

 

Everything looks worse at night/early morning. And nothing is as bad as you think, the unknown is flipping scary.

 

How about trying it for a week and if it still doesn't feel right then find something else.

 

As the butthole surfer said - better to regret something you have done than something you havent done.