The grumpy thread

[iainrcz]

Fucking noisy arseholes nextdoor are in the street having a domestic.

At 2 o'clock in the shitting morning.

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[iainrcz]

Seems like we've gone from having lived down a nice quiet street for the last 6 years to being in chav fucking central.

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[Craig the Princess]

Got up at 2.50 to go to work.

2.51 dropped my phone on the floor and smashed the screen to buggery.

[Tamworthbay]

As my arse is like the flag of Japan it appears I DID put way too much Nagga chilli in my home made dip last night.

[dozeydustman]

2020 can fuck off already.

woken up with a head full of snot, a dry & sore throat and my nan was rushed into hospital in the small hours.

[MikeR]

just noticed Red Dwarf is on Netflix , thats 6 quid a month min

its a BBC prog

when its on Iplayer I would need a TV licences to watch it ....  a lot more a month and "legally" required ...

confused ?

[loserone]

It certainly used to be the case that when it's on Netflix you need a TV licence to watch it (technically).  

[Pieman]

On 12/31/2019 at 6:09 PM, dozeydustman said:

Exactly. I can’t see any problem with having a few good chums round for a decent home cooked meal and a few bevvies, or a nice night with the other half watching a film or a DVD with a bottle of wine

That's what I did - went to a good friend's very impressive new place for the night.  Six of us playing cards and having a lovely home cooked meal and a couple of beers (Fuller's Black Cab Stout, very nice indeed) and at midnight we lit some sparklers in the garden.  Had a great sleep on a very comfy airbed, and more excellent home cooked grub today - big cheers to my Rallycross friends for a great night.

[Cavcraft]

9 hours ago, dozeydustman said:

2020 can fuck off already.

woken up with a head full of snot, a dry & sore throat and my nan was rushed into hospital in the small hours.

Sorry to hear that, hope she's ok.

[beko1987]

15 minutes ago, loserone said:

It certainly used to be the case that when it's on Netflix you need a TV licence to watch it (technically).  

Netflix is fine, amazon's a grey area as they show live stuff now and YouTube as well. 

I just love dangerously and have the TV the opposite side to the aerial points and use Netflix and YouTube and torrents

[Lankytim]

I think our Chinese takeaway has been delivered to next door and they've eaten it. 

[omegod]

20 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Fucking noisy arseholes nextdoor are in the street having a domestic.

At 2 o'clock in the shitting morning.

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I believe there was similar a couple of streets away from me last night, fella ended up murdered his wife while the kids were sleeping upstairs, Happy fucking new year ...... not , poor kids ?

[New POD]

7 minutes ago, omegod said:

I believe there was similar a couple of streets away from me last night, fella ended up murdered his wife while the kids were sleeping upstairs, Happy fucking new year ...... not , poor kids ?

You gotta feel sorry for the bloke.  Imagine George Roper, being goaded and belittled daily for 20 years and one day he snaps.......

Domestic violence kills more people than cars and terrorism.and air crashes and war...probably....

In all seriousness, it's all a bit shit....

[DoctorRetro]

Due back at work tomorrow, alarm goes off at 5.40am.

Neighbours upstairs playing music / watching TV / playing computer games at just the level above acceptable. 

Missus has the back end of a cold so is snoring away, but at least she's getting some sleep. I could get up and do something, but then I'll be knackered tomorrow. Or I could lie here awake and pissed off. 

Anyone fancy an argument? 

 

[dozeydustman]

6 hours ago, TheDoctor said:

 

Anyone fancy an argument? 

 

Your neighbour?

[Jerzy Woking]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50969168

And if this succeeds, what next?  

[Tamworthbay]

On 1/1/2020 at 10:36 AM, Tamworthbay said:

As my arse is like the flag of Japan it appears I DID put way too much Nagga chilli in my home made dip last night.

Well as I have been shitting through the eye of a needle for 24hrs it was either some amazing chilli, or I have the crappy bug going around. I used a whole bog roll last night between 2 and 7am, never had anything like that in my life.

[Cavcraft]

22 minutes ago, Jerzy Woking said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50969168

And if this succeeds, what next?  

I'd be astounded if the LACS discriminated against him for being vegan. I bet there's lots more to this than we know about, be interesting to hear their side of things. If he has been unfairly treated then he will deserve to win his case, imho. But I bet he hasn't.

[SRi05]

17 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

Well as I have been shitting through the eye of a needle for 24hrs it was either some amazing chilli, or I have the crappy bug going around. I used a whole bog roll last night between 2 and 7am, never had anything like that in my life.

Hope you had it in the fridge 

[MikeR]

my guts have been quite good considering things over the hols ,

but I did need a run and go one day which was quite a dumper truck load .

that may have been due to excess  beer/ food/nibbles/beer /food /beer /beer

[Floatylight]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50969168
And if this succeeds, what next?  

Nothing much for the rest of us, of course the daily fail will have you believe we'll all have to become vegans and sandals will be compulsory..

Although what's here doesn't really ring true, he was dismissed for gross misconduct, so that isn't for whistleblowing which he was right to do imo, if you are the League against cruel sports and your staff pension scheme can be traced to be invested in corporations who use animal testing it's probably something they should deal with, of course does deal with mean you disinvest or stay in and use shareholders rights to put pressure on them to change.. I had this when I was a pensions committee member and the scheme was invested in tobacco, etc and the organisation had responsibility for public health.. I think we also had some shares in Mike Ashley's empire and were looking to our fund managers to get stuck in and challenge their annual report and ergo his position..

It's worth remembering that allowing someone else to have rights doesn't usually affect yours, unless you were a slave owner..

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[MikeR]

14 hours ago, omegod said:

I believe there was similar a couple of streets away from me last night, fella ended up murdered his wife while the kids were sleeping upstairs, Happy fucking new year ...... not , poor kids ?

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/neighbours-fear-children-were-house-17499689

this one ? , not far from where I work , I believe another  shooting occurred around Xmas as well

[Tamworthbay]

36 minutes ago, SRi05 said:

Hope you had it in the fridge 

My arse was like a volcano, thankfully seems to have settled now, but 24hrs I wouldn’t want to repeat!

[richardmorris]

Clio With no front tyres m66 on https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/02/alleged-drink-driver-arrested-on-motorway-had-no-front-tyres

[paulplom]

They need to throw away the key.

[Cavcraft]

'How much for tractor'*

 

Not sure if it's for sale, will find out. Think it needs repairs though.

 

'It's ok not bothered about condition'

 

(Finds out details)… It needs engine replacing or repairing apparently.

 

'No gud to me don't want a project'

 

( (*I'm not advertising one, by the way, it's in the back ground of something else)

 

 

'Are there any motorbike there?'

 

Where?

 

'Where the van is, I'll buy them if there is'

(There are no motorbikes there, or in view)

 

 

 

'You'd have to pay me that much to take it away'

 

How did you manage to find a grown up to type that for you, or is your carer up early this morning?

 

'No he's running round trying to find someone with dickhead tattooed on his forehead to pile a pile of rust and shite for  that much'

 

I typed and sent a longer version of 'get a life' to this toothless simpleton, then just left the conversation. 

 

 

And those three separate people were between the odd offer of 40% or so of the price, again from different people. 

 

 

 

 

 

[DoctorRetro]

1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Clio With no front tyres m66 on https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/02/alleged-drink-driver-arrested-on-motorway-had-no-front-tyres

He wasn't drunk, he was two tired to drive.... 

 

[Wack]

On 12/29/2019 at 8:26 PM, strangeangel said:

 

Fingers crossed that particular shower of bastards' days are numbered. Form an orderly queue to dance on their grave.

 

Just on NW Tonight , northern rail is being stripped of its franchise 

[richardmorris]

3 hours ago, TheDoctor said:

He wasn't drunk, he was two tired to drive.... 

 

I liked one of the comments - no profile tyres.

[Cavcraft]

Those  'Injury lawyers 4 u' are shit. When my neighbour's 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing our fence, they asked me to take a photo of her gash. Guess who's in court tomorrow?