eBay tat volume 3.

[GR8 PL8 M8]

Rolls Royce "Phantom"... made out of a Silver Spirit.

Seller would like to part ex for an AC Cobra, presumably one made out of an Invacar.

[Metal Guru]

3 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

Rolls Royce "Phantom"... made out of a Silver Spirit.

Seller would like to part ex for an AC Cobra, presumably one made out of an Invacar.

That belongs in the WTF thread.

[Spottedlaurel]

7 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Super rare opportunity alert! 1991 Toyota Celsior, just a year older than mine. Despite not having been on the road for a decade this really deserves saving. It'll probably clean up much better than mine. In fact I already sent the seller a message before checking the vin. Unfortunately a different paint code or I would have bought it just to swap some bits over into mine.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1769116673549634/

I have a spare set of the all-important Mk1 15" alloy wheels if anyone wants to take it on.

7 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Meanwhile, here's one for @Spottedlaureland @lesapandre!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1300071317345574/

For either of these, save them before the banger racers get them!

My goodness, the days of buying knackered £25 Laurel C32s that could be got back on the road seem to be long gone. TBH, even if that particular one was £25 I still wouldn't buy it, because reasons.

[JJ0063]

On 25/11/2023 at 10:14, EyesWeldedShut said:

Looks like it’s provisionally sold - marked 'Pending'?

Pending marker has gone if anyone was interested!

[wuvvum]

11 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

Rolls Royce "Phantom"... made out of a Silver Spirit.

Seller would like to part ex for an AC Cobra, presumably one made out of an Invacar.

Off topic but I owned PMP929X about 20 years ago.  It was a Mazda 929, funnily enough (Aus import auto saloon).

[grogee]

13 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

Possibly the most flowery language I've ever seen in a used car advert...

I reckon he sat there in the dark and wanked himself off as he wrote that...

I think that's AI generated text, given the amount of hyperbole. 

He still deserves flaming dogshit bag through letterbox for unleashing that text onto the Internet. 

[wesacosa]

[richardmorris]

Very crunchy misery spec BX at the Scottish seaside. Mot history full of words like, serious corrosion, extensive welding, deformed structure.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335128512825?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xiRMGpneSYy&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=xypGSnHgQ7K&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[RoverFolkUs]

"Chevrolet Camaro" 

"Nothing is wrong with the car"

"Dosnt have a mot and the only issue is repairs exhaust" 

Idiot 🤣

[D.E]

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Exclusive Offer: 1969 Daimler V8 Limousine - Perhaps the Cheapest Daimler in the World?

Just £995 - A Price Unheard Of!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176058718996?hash=item28fdeadb14:g:5FcAAOSwXmtlY12o

[D.E]

£500

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225888896475?hash=item34980705db:g:iboAAOSw1A1lYylF

[EyesWeldedShut]

5 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

Pending marker has gone if anyone was interested!

The guy pinged me back just after 2pm to say he'd definitely sold it (which was decent of him).
I reckon you chanced on the ad as he was changing the moniker?
 

 

[JJ0063]

6 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

The guy pinged me back just after 2pm to say he'd definitely sold it (which was decent of him).
I reckon you chanced on the ad as he was changing the moniker?
 

 

Possibly, shame! Someone’s got a bargain. Would have been keen myself had timing been better.

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176058718996?hash=item28fdeadb14:g:5FcAAOSwXmtlY12o

I think the ghost of  Arthur Daley wrote the description. Mind you another one for th @Six-cylinder Daimler collection?

[Cavcraft]

peugeot 106 cars | eBay

'no MOT wouldn't take much to put though'

Repair immediately (major defects):

• Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded too wheel cylinder (1.1.11 (c))

• Offside Front Inner Drive shaft joint constant velocity boot split or insecure, no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (6.1.7 (g) (ii))

• Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))

'110.000 on clock'

Date tested

9 January 2023

FAIL

Mileage

94,878 miles

[Six-cylinder]

5 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

I think the ghost of  Arthur Daley wrote the description. Mind you another one for th @Six-cylinder Daimler collection?

Listed as 4.2 V8, I thought they always had a 4.2 XK straight six!

[richardmorris]

2 minutes ago, Six-cylinder said:

Listed as 4.2 V8, I thought they always had a 4.2 XK straight six!

Haggle him down- it’s lost two cylinders and a V!

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176058718996?hash=item28fdeadb14:g:5FcAAOSwXmtlY12o

 

Think this may have been owned by Jonathon Ross. It looks wubbish, anyhow.

[richardmorris]

15 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Think this may have been owned by Jonathon Ross. It looks wubbish, anyhow.

No it’s faded glamour, shabby weddings R US. Quick race to the church before the rust moths get it.

[sheffcortinacentre]

Before it ends up on the oval

[Cavcraft]

Citroen GS 3 speed automatic ULEZ Compliant Classic Car | eBay

Aside from needing those number plates frisbeeing into the nearest skip, that does look a treat. 

 

[Cavcraft]

Milk float | eBay

Crying out for a Honda C50 engine conversion.

[Cavcraft]

Classic Volvo F6 F7 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Wolseley 15-50 1958 classic car | eBay

'Get ready to turn heads and make a statement on the road'

 

'stunning'

[morrisoxide]

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Ferrari F40 kit car built on to Triumph TR7

 

[egg]

This chap clearly shoots a few pheasant (or poachers) before breakfast...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/675358118083871/

shame about the sign here....

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353676379132

[EyesWeldedShut]

8 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353676379132

It is rather different* but the price?

[Dabooka]

I think the slipping clutch is the least of its problems….

[Schaefft]

25 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353676379132

This is awesome. Particularly the block of text advertising the utterly unremarkable specs of the car.