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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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19 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Is it @AnnoyingPentium who's our Fabia botherer ?

T'is indeed. Although I've gone and bought a Vectra.

Still got my Scabia though, and I had seen that beige one up for sale. It is perfectly grim.

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202310213216439

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There are 2 error signs on the dash: the engine one is a usual Volkswagen engine thing, most cars from those years will have those on; then the airbag light came after I switched off the front passenger seat airbag as I had to put a child seat there and had to turn off. Anyone knowing these cars will know that those do not affect either the mot or safety. Honest people looking for a decent runner that does over 50 mpg in town and not being fussed about the dash lights will buy.

Obviously I'm not an "honest person"

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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3 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Have we had this yet? Very clean looking low mileage Sigma with a manual, offers...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/231484979939748/?ref=facebook_story_share

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I do not think that has crossed our path(s). You could, possibly, kind of, maybe argue that this is close to @HMC who appears to be making room in his stable for a new pony?
'Tis a rarity tbh

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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That Solara has been posted on each of the last three pages of this thread.  It is rather nice though.

 

@tooSavvy Fancy a bit more oomph?  Just up the road from you too.

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

That Solara has been posted on each of the last three pages of this thread.  It is rather nice though.

 

@tooSavvy Fancy a bit more oomph?  Just up the road from you too.

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No Roof Bars.... *fail

No MOT .... It's a MK1 (rustbucket spec) 1100

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Doctor, doctor ( can’t you hear I’m burning burning) has a new listing that both looks great and seems reasonably priced ( at the moment).

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Just passed mot with flying colours'

Except the advisory for the tyres. Or the two other previous attempts to test it this year.

'no winning noises'

'Gay box is quiet and very smooth'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The front of this car looks my dog's face when he's about to drop the kids off at the pool.

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The boot lock, however,  looks his bum after a particularly big Richard the 3rd.

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Rust Collector Rank: Renault 16

Rust Collector

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2 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Have we had this yet? Very clean looking low mileage Sigma with a manual, offers...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/231484979939748/?ref=facebook_story_share

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Jesus.

We got the ‘agree’ react recently, when will we get the ‘I just came in my pants’ reaction?

As a long term estate botherer, that’s the kind of filth only imagined in my wildest dreams.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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6 minutes ago, garethj said:

Turn night into Daewoo with this rally spec Lanos

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126157353748?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=3pM7LQ3RSEO&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Which comedian was it in the 1970s with the bottle end glasses? Reminds me of that.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I used to own this. I bought it in the dark with a boot full of wheels and didn't notice the self levelling suspension was fucked. Then the PAS pump seized. The A/C was flashing the error light. Then the buyer noticed (I genuinely hadn't) that the inner wings had rust holes the size of footballs. 

I wonder what it would have been like if I'd persisted with it?

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Recently had around £3k spent on replacing the engine wiring harness, overhaul of all the braking components and a wheel bearing. 

It would have looked like this:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355125107309

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